Humor and wit

1. May Day holiday is coming. I'll take you, you carry the bowl, you cry, I shout, find a tourist attraction where people come and go, and we'll be the bosses, 37 to 37. Anyway, I want seven, the three of you?

I canceled all appointments on May Day. I'm too busy to have time. Poverty calls me down and out, and debt calls me to be heavily indebted. Northwest invited me for a drink. I can't figure out when it's my turn to get rich. Don't I have a rich woman, and the earth won't turn!

May Day is coming. I don't know whether the hot pot is spicy or not, whether the barbecue is fragrant or not, and whether the craft is pure or not. You paid my life, ordered wine, and we'll drink to the wall and then go, okay?

In order to prevent me from spending money recklessly on May Day, I spent all my money in advance. This feeling that you can't buy anything if you want to buy it is really extremely relaxed. Why am I so smart?

May Day is coming. Go buy yourself a globe. It's a big one. The world is so big, you can not only look around, but also show you around in minutes!

I want to go out with my husband this holiday. What kind of good husband do you have? Please recommend it. Thank you very much

Inspiring diligence

7. May Day is the real Labor Day. I am honored to work. There are no holidays and four seasons in my life. There are only two seasons. Hard work is the peak season, and no hard work is the off-season. Leg pain in peak season, heartache and headache in off-season!

For a stay-at-home mom, I am on call 24 hours a day. People ask me where to travel on May Day. Let's put it this way: morning market tour, kitchen tour with rice, afternoon tour with baby, night sleepwalking, occasional toilet tour, and finally make a summary and travel at home for five days!

9. Don't have a holiday on May Day, work hard, break your waist, blind your eyes, bald your head, make people stupid, and then use the money you earn to buy food for your baby, eat your baby fat, make me tired and thin, and save money to lose weight!

Elegant connotation class

10. Go out more, or you won't know how cool it is to brush your mobile phone at home!

1 1. Say goodbye to all the unhappiness in the past and live the life you like. See you in April, and you will be better in May!

12. I want to go home and climb mountains and valleys on May Day. I don't look at the mountains or Sichuan this time. I must go home this time. There are thousands of ways to leave home, and there is only one way to go home. If I have a holiday, I will go home and be a little treasure who loves home forever!

13 If there is next life, be a fish. No temperature, no heartbeat, only seven seconds of memory. If you really cry, wash your face and cover it. Everyone went to see the sea. I'm looking after the baby at home!

14. Travel is an escape from ordinary life, and regrets and people will be forgotten during the long journey!

15. Let's go to see flowers this holiday. Flowers in May will help spring end, help summer begin and embrace early summer!

16. Let's date, no one, go shopping, have no money, travel, be a road idiot, play mahjong, no, it's better to brush your mobile phone, and you can see the scenery of people and mountains without spending a penny.

17. Enjoy the holiday. Let's live a good life and meet each other slowly. I must go to the seaside in my life. The beach is the palette of the sea, the sea breeze is a gentle postcard, our thoughts can be rambling, but life should be measured!

18. Everything is empty, and I am about to become a Buddha. My micro X is empty, fb is empty, my wallet is empty, and my pocket is empty. How kind!

19. This holiday, if you don't leave, just stay at home and let those who are tired and stupid go out envy!