2. Good-looking people are often inexplicably attached with many attributes, such as intelligence, kindness, and cuteness ... kowtowing people have one word: practical!
I suddenly have a stomachache after eating today. My classmates invited me to go shopping together. I said, "No, I feel a little sick." Classmate: "Really? I have long thought you are disgusting! "
Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one obeys anyone.
When I got zero in the exam, I shouted, "God, what did I do wrong?" The deskmate replied coldly, "All your questions are wrong."
6. I'll teach you how to dress well. First, you should look good. Secondly, you should have a good figure. The most important thing is to look good and have a good figure!
7. Nu Wa laughs while squeezing the soil. Pangu asked her what happened? Nu Wa: "Being a man, the most important thing is to be happy."
8. There is only one first place in each exam, which is simply killing me, so I suggest that everyone hand in blank papers and be the first place together.
9. When I was a child, I was always called ugly. One day, a group of gangsters called me ugly, and I was unhappy then. I got into a fight with them when I went up. Since then, I have never heard anyone call me ugly, because I was called deaf by them.
10. Everyone says my fish is very good. My secret is: feed once a day, change the water once every three days, brush the tank once every five days and change the fish once a week.
1 1. I save three times a day, eat less, shop less and use less.
12. I used to think that being poor for three generations meant not being poor after three generations. When I grow up, I know that the third generation is too poor to even marry a wife, so there will be no fourth generation.
13. Actually, I'm not just a fat man. I'm just allergic to life, which causes my whole body to swell for a long time, and I have symptoms of eating drowsiness.
14. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and shout "I want to cross!" Sure enough, I succeeded, and I crossed to the hospital a month later in a blink of an eye.
15. Today, the teacher suddenly said inexplicably: "Students who feel stupid, you all stand up." Students, you look at me, I look at him, and I don't want to stand up. After a period of silence, someone suddenly stood up and the teacher asked, "Do you think you are stupid?" . The student shook his head: "No, sir, I just don't want you to stand alone."
16. People's potential can be stimulated. For example, if you give me 50 kg of bricks, I may not be able to carry them, but if you give me 100 kg of RMB, I will definitely pick them up and run.
17. I am very confused and helpless. I hope a rich man can see through my bluff and let me take off all my disguises and walk into his safe haven.
18. Dad took me to school. Dad suddenly said, "I want to stop and clean my windshield." I said, "Dad, where did you get the windshield of your electric car?" Dad stopped the car, took out his handkerchief and wiped his eyes.
19. There is a notice posted at the entrance of the school canteen: This morning in spring, I woke up briskly and the wind blew my clothes and ran away. If anyone finds out, thanks are essential. The next day. The notice added with a pen: "How much is it?
20. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
2 1. Be kind to your wife, because one day, when you are lying in a hospital bed, it is not necessarily the doctor who dominates your life, nor your brothers who are drinking, nor those fourth graders, but your wife, and only she has the right to sign "Continue to rescue" or "Give up treatment"!
22. After my wife disappeared, I called the police at the first time. The policeman said to me, calm down first. You can't take notes if you keep laughing like that.
23. The moment you get serious, it's a bit like a roadside movie.
24. I went to the school hospital for the first time because of a fever. The doctor and aunt handed me a thermometer without saying anything, and I put it in my mouth without saying anything. Aunt looked at me and said softly, "It's under my arm." I thought about it, but I cried out obediently: "Yeah!"