Back in those days, I punched Nanshan nursing home and kicked Beihai kindergarten, all of which fell below one meter.
After studying martial arts for so long, I finally hope to make a fool of myself!
If you use a honey trap, I'll play along.
The flower of the motherland, I stepped on one when it bloomed.
There are more and more monsters in this world, and fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.
Now that I think about it, kindergarten is still easy to mix.
There is only one way, in short, a dead end.
I am a rogue in thought and a good man in life.
If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.
Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts!
The man said; A woman shopping is like beating chicken blood.
How can there be so many ifs in life? How can there be regrets if there are too many?
The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.
The future is bright, but there is no road.
Miss's beard is so euphemistic, she must be a lady!
Work is so interesting, especially watching others work.
The innocence of love in college is that we can eat instant noodles together and drink soup with an open mind.
If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for being inhuman!
The head on the left is flour and the head on the right is water. When I think about the problem, my head is burnt.
Imperialism will never die, and China will become a music colony.
I wasted time, and time wasted me.
Keeping a promise is as difficult as eating shit, and saying it is as simple as taking a shit.
Just because you show half your ass doesn't mean you're sexy, it only means your underwear is small.
Whose daughter lent it to me, and I'll pay you back next year.
We have a large population, and we are going to ban coke and drink syrup instead.
The rice is not in the pot, and you are not in bed.
You don't know what I'm doing. Am I busy?
There is an idiom called "twists and turns". Can someone explain how long it is?
Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.
Confucius said that in a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.
Rice, what I want; Being thin is also what I want. You can't have it both ways.
Old people can't fight. Children can't fight. Women don't fight. Men. Fight to the death
Customers are God, but businesses say they believe in Buddhism.
Is it because I shine that you talk nonsense?
If my hands are not enough, come and hold my feet.
Did anyone tell you that you smile like a gourd ladle?
I think we were on the road, and then we turned over a new leaf.
I keep a low profile because I can't keep a high profile.
I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.
If there is no health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.
Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
I don't think you are a qualified friend, so you'd better be my wife!
If a man doesn't help you put on your wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.
It took me a long time to buy a mobile phone, and I realized that my words were so valuable.
Talk about the most domineering Tencent space
When everything disappears, who can understand that the only time, the fairy tale in memory has slowly melted.
Things are much transformed, and I have a feeling of falling leaves in my heart, lonely and flustered.
I want to pursue an ordinary and simple life, but I'm afraid black and white is like a movie.
There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.
I have always hated the saying that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. I hate it. Is it so disrespectful to grow up near their nests? The rabbit in the nest is still so beautiful!
Every time I am teased by a strange woman, I become a castrated animal!
I fool around with mice every day to let cats and dogs rest, which is also a sign of caring for small animals.
At the moment of parting, I seemed to touch the pain and began to moan.
I hope the sky will turn into a happy color and then overflow my eyes, so that I can be happy.
If you don't have a girlfriend, you are a good citizen. If you have a girlfriend, you can get bail pending trial. Will be under surveillance when engaged. After marriage, you will be sentenced to life imprisonment.
The teacher said that a triangle is a stable structure, so does it take three people to stabilize love?
I hate couples hugging in the street. Are you hot?
We have no clothes, no clothes, no food and no friends, so we have no right to be sad.
The EU constantly accuses China of failing to crack down on piracy, because there are only seven Ferraris in China, and the global limit is six.
Maybe you always have to wait until you lose it, only to find that you have so much.
Happiness is sticking to what should be adhered to and giving up what should be given up.
Life is a play, the beginning blows and the ending is unknown.
I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.
Vanity is clearly engraved on your's face, laughing at your self-satirical pride.
I am still stubborn and lonely, trying to be brave in my memories, only to find that happiness has long been scattered in the dreamland that I can't see clearly.
Romantic love movies always make me feel sad, because I think I will never find that kind of love.
The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.
Close your eyes and try to engrave you in your heart; But when I opened my eyes, everything disappeared from my mind.
We became friends after breaking up, but we lacked those honest reasons.
I can only bear the pain of lovelorn by myself. I can never afford it, and neither can you.
You will never see my loneliest appearance, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.
Walking through the long corridor of time, I was left with a little bit of acacia during that time.
You're gone, but you can't leave my heart. You left, but you can't leave my sight.
People who have a heart will miss each other no matter how far away; Careless people are close at hand but far away.
A wandering life, at the other end of time, can change all the promises beyond recognition.
Nightmare memories are so overwhelming that I can only pretend as if nothing happened.
The story I participated in, the ending I directed, and the pain were all caused by myself.
Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but smiling with tears in your eyes.
There is geometry in life, so why study it? Have you studied geometry? Don't learn geometry and geometry! !
We can't go back. Our smile is like a flower, pure and lovely, destined to be lost and hidden.
Sunflower watches alone, not belonging to his sunshine and sky.
We are all the same people, busy in this life, and finally mediocre.
A person stumbled in memory, and a person staggered to find your footsteps.
Pick up the unknown days and corrode your own solid color.
Breathing touches every nerve, tearing my heart in the dusk sunset, hysterical.
Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.
Talk about QQ space, Tencent QQ space talk about Daquan.
Talk about deduction space
1. Love won't last long until it falls into the real life of dressing, eating, sleeping and counting money. True love is not nervous, that is, you can burp, fart, dig your ears and have a runny nose in front of him unscrupulously; The person who really loves you is someone you can meet without washing your face, combing your hair and putting on makeup.
2. We are all dolls at both ends of memory, slowly entangled by invisible thin lines; We are all trees on both sides of the road, standing silently on those sorrows. Those jittery days, those gone forever, we should tell ourselves to live humbly.
Time never makes noise, and life never answers.
Besides liking, understanding and companionship are actually more important.
5, we often doubt ourselves, obviously the conditions are not bad, why there is no other half, and those who are not so beautiful, not so cute, not so humorous have enviable feelings, why? I think it's because we love too carefully. We wrap up our feelings so as not to let the other party find that they choose to wait, give up or miss for the so-called reserve and fear.
6. I am waiting for someone who is willing to come into my life and share my joys and sorrows, someone who knows that I have been waiting endlessly and therefore cherishes me more, someone who may not be able to participate in my yesterday but is willing to walk hand in hand with me through every tomorrow, and someone who knows that I am imperfect but still likes me and even appreciates my imperfections.
7, always envy other people's lives, will cause confusion and confusion for themselves, life does not need to be earth-shattering, just be happy; Friendship doesn't need sweet words, just think about it; Money doesn't need a car to carry a bucket, just enough; Friends don't have to go all over the world, it's good to have you.
8. Don't regret it. Beauty is wonderful. If it is bad, it is called experience.
9. What happens to others is a story, and what happens to yourself is fate. Those who can forgive will forgive if they don't forgive, and those who can't forgive will not forgive. Heir
10. When I was young, smiling was a kind of mood. When you grow up, a smile is an expression.
1 1. We love time and hate time, but sometimes they are the same time.
12, be a man, just be simple; Life, peace is good.
13, one of the happiest things in the world is to be in the same city with your girlfriend and have the same taste.
14, people who know you will love you in the way you need. People who don't understand you will love you in the way they need. Therefore, people who know you often get twice the result with half the effort. They are free to fall in love and you are happy. People who don't understand you often get twice the result with half the effort. He loves hard, and you suffer. In the world of two people, understanding is more difficult than love.
15, the most unhappy people in this world are those who know that Dachuan thinks too much.
16, in an era when smart people are running all over the street, what is scarce is not intelligence, but single-mindedness, desperate and single-minded.
17, life is alive, success or failure, all between trade-offs. There are some things that others can do for you, but they can't feel for you. Without this mental journey, even if you succeed again, the spiritual field is still barren. The happiness of success and the satisfaction of harvest are not at the end of struggle, but in the process of struggle.
18, yes, I've changed. I'm no longer good to everyone. I am good to whoever is good to me. I have learned to turn a blind eye to many things I don't like, and give myself a smile even if I am wronged and unhappy. Do you know why? Life tells me that not everyone is willing to accompany you through everything. Life must do something sometimes, and there should be no compulsion.
19, maybe you think life is not good enough, maybe you think love is not sweet enough, maybe you think the future is not bright enough.
20. Love is hard to describe in words. Some people say that love is bitter, but everyone expects it. Some people say that love is sweet, but they shed tears for him. The bitterness of love can only be experienced slowly by yourself. I hope all lovers in the world can meet their own love and happy life.
2 1, you are sad all day, and naturally you look miserable; When you look angry, you are bound to have resentment; You are optimistic and kind, of course you have a kind heart. Philosophers say that the appearance of 10 was given by parents, and the appearance after 30 was self-made. -Expression is an instant representation, and representation is a frozen expression. From today on, smile every day, even if everything you meet is annoying.
22. Life is a collection of memories, with endless bitterness and sweetness. Life is only impermanent when it is broken; Love is broken, but it's just gathering and parting. And between gathering and dispersing, there are many joys and sorrows. I thought we met by chance, and the fate disappeared instantly. And how many of these moments can be repaired to the fate of the morning and evening.
23. The person who really loves me will never leave me. Even if he has thousands of reasons to give up, he will always find a reason to stick to it.
24. The more people with stories, the more calm and simple they are, the more superficial and thin they are, and the more impetuous and uneasy they are. The real strong man is not a man without tears, but a man who still runs with tears in his eyes. We should dare to bear the burden beyond our expectations. After hard work, you will find yourself much better than you think.
25. Real satisfaction comes from your heart, not from people and things outside.
26. The day you like is the most beautiful day; The right lifestyle is the best lifestyle.
27. The best love story is to fall in love with the most unexpected person when you least expect it.
28, life is like a car, or long distance, or short distance. Life is a pursuit, an effort and an expectation. Desire to turn dreams into reality and fantasies into reality.
29. Every heartless person has a time to pour out his heart for someone.
30. If the heart is small, all the little things will be big; When the heart is big, the big things are small; Look down on the vicissitudes of the world and feel safe inside.
3 1, what's the point of suffering now for a better future?
32. If one day, what makes you move can no longer touch you, what makes you angry can no longer irritate you, and what makes you sad can no longer make you cry, you will know what this time has given you and what you have paid for your growth.
33. Sometimes, the most painful thing is not the loss, but the unhappiness after getting it.
34, the so-called * * * Ming is based on some of your ideas are similar to some extent, what kind of people you like, what kind of people you meet, and what kind of things you are moved by. At the same time, I am glad that I am not numb. The world should be full of flowers, you, me and our goal to achieve and keep moving forward. Lu sihao Kevin
Thank you for your contempt and making me progress. Thank you for your slander, which taught me tolerance. Thank you for your gossip, let me know who my friends are. Thank you for your insincerity, and let me know that not everyone in this world is so kind. Thank you for hating me and making me cherish the people around me more.
36. Everyone is like this. When dealing with other people's affairs, they always boldly grasp the main problems, but it is their turn to immerse themselves in the details and refuse to let go.
37, you have to work hard, you want, you can only give it yourself; Someone gave it to you, so you have to ask yourself if you can afford it.
38. When you cling to something, you can only have it. If you are willing to let go, you will have a chance to choose something else. If a person insists on his own ideas in his heart and refuses to let go, then his wisdom can only reach a certain level.
39. Flowers will not bloom in the coming year because of your alienation; People will become strangers because of your disappearance.
40, some things, we know is wrong, but also insist, because unwilling; Some people, we know that we love, but have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, we know there is no road, but we are still moving forward because we are used to it.
4 1, it won't be long before you understand as I do that everyone has to go through his own ups and downs. No one can understand our loneliness, hesitation and loss, but everyone will experience those unbearable emotions. There is no need to study them and memorize them. What you really need to remember is the person who accompanies you, not love.
42. I firmly believe that two ordinary people who meet by chance can't live without each other slowly. No matter what happens, they will face it together. You are tired from work. I'll make you a cup of coffee. When it thunders and rains at night, you hold me, so I'm not afraid. I think this is the happiness I want.
43. Accumulate 365 days of missing, gather countless tender feelings, fight against infatuation in spring, summer, autumn and winter, gather the bright stars in the night sky and wash away the pearl of the Millennium, just to convey the most essential blessing to you, Happy Spring Festival!
44. To make love simple, you'd better choose the one that suits you. -A person who is truly worthy of love and knows how to love in return will naturally make love simple. In this way, two people don't have to guess their thoughts or worry about their whereabouts at ordinary times; Don't be afraid of being provoked unintentionally, and don't doubt the motivation to do anything. Between two people, there is a little concern, but it will not be entangled; Between two people, I miss you a little, but I won't be sad.
In fact, every time I see you in a bad mood, I ask you what's wrong. You don't say a word, and I feel like a pair of strangers. ...
46, know how to enjoy the process of life, life will be more fun. Everyone will encounter some traps. Everyone has a past, and some people even failed. Past mistakes and shame can only explain the past. What truly represents a person's life is his present and future actions.
If you love someone else, please don't tell me. I'm not as brave as you think.
Before the age of 48 or 25, you should be extremely crazy and watch a awesome concert; There is a kind of travel, just leave; Have a girlfriend of the opposite sex who can lose face to him at any time; Crying in the cinema; After a night of excitement, it exploded; Get drunk once; Talk about a crazy but fruitless love. After the age of 25, you should be quiet, respect your adoptive parents, cook and clean, work and study, get married and have children, put away your corners, hide your madness and live a stable life.
49. Did you think of me because there was no one to accompany you?
50. For people you like, you can also talk about trivial things. For those who don't like it, important things can also be skipped.
5 1, I am not greedy, and the best satisfaction is your concern.
52. I used to think I could get along with many people and make all kinds of friends. Later, I learned that it may not be difficult to make friends, but it is difficult to become bosom friends. There is really a magnetic field between people. You can feel it by touching it. Some people can hit it off with you, and some people will never be friends with you. It's not bad, it's just a mismatch of magnetic fields. So I was really lucky to meet the right person. Thank you for meeting me!
53. A good relationship should have three things: eyes that won't cry, lips that won't lie and love that won't die. Good feelings are inseparable from three kinds of eyes that don't cry, a mouth that doesn't lie, and immortal love.
54. Childhood composed of happiness and laughter, we can never go back. ..
55, people can only live once, don't live too tired. Bloom will be in a good mood if he can sit and watch the clouds roll and fade with a normal heart. Do ordinary things, be ordinary people, keep a healthy mind and a balanced mind. If we can treat every day with this most beautiful mood, every day will be full of sunshine and hope.
56. One of the greatest braveness in life is to maintain trust and love after being cheated and hurt.
57. Don't forget the distance you decided to reach because of one setback. In September, Jean's dream may come true.
58. If I start my next relationship, I just want three things: eyes to stop crying, mouth to stop lying, and inexhaustible love.
59. Passion for a month, I will do anything for you. I miss you insomnia after three months of love. After quarreling for half a year, I want to break up. When I was eight months old, I gradually understood tolerance. I was used to having you as a relative when I was one year old. After a year and a half, the passion faded, but the feelings deepened. I can lose my passion, but I can't lose you. Because I know there can be many things in life, but you will always have only one. I can't give you too much, but at least I can give you a single-minded me.
60. What a man hurts a woman is not necessarily falling in love with someone else, but letting her down when she has expectations and not giving her the comfort she deserves when she is weak.
6 1. Give all unhappiness to yesterday, all hope to tomorrow and all efforts to today.
On the personality of Tencent QQ space
First, if you have never been humble, you have never really loved.
Second, don't rely on someone easily, it will become your habit. When parting comes, what you lose is not someone, but your spiritual pillar.
Third, don't dare to take a female driver's car next time. The first time I met a driver who was about to crash without stepping on the brakes but covering his eyes.
Fourth, the most exclusive thing in the world is homework. No matter how you ignore it, it will still stick to you.
Little sunflower mother attends class, what should the child do if he coughs often? Most of them are fake. Hit it.
I always hate being told to take good care of myself, either give me some money or leave me alone.
7. I may have been single for a long time. I saw a sow the other day and I thought its eyes were pretty good.
Do you think it will be okay to have an abortion three times a month? Your girlfriend? ! No. This is my bike.
Nine, accidentally saw a buddy's chat record, directly thundering to death! (Female): Brother, are you there? (Man): Yes! Sister, what is it? (Female): Can you charge me 50 yuan for the phone bill and pay you back later? You didn't hear what you just said. (Female): Can you charge me 50 yuan for the phone bill and pay you back later? (m): the last sentence? (Female): Brother, are you there? (Male): No! ! !
10. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.
Eleven, if it is better not to meet each other, then should I learn to stay away, not to get too close!
If classmates or friends around you say you are ugly, don't be sad, because people have different aesthetics. Some people think you are ugly, and there will certainly be some people who think you are handsome, such as clothing store promoters, supermarket promoters and shop assistants on the road.
Thirteen, he came from the pure white era of fresh clothes and angry horses. It seems that a smile can bring out colorful flowers.
Fourteen, some people will never forget, just like some people, they will never remember; Have a love, always can't let go, just like some love, always can't stand it.
15. Think about what you said and did. Why do you feel so ridiculous now?
Sixteen, the first thing to prepare for school is not to finish homework, but to adjust the time difference.
I want you to send me a dress. Its name is wedding dress.
Eighteen, summer vacation is not so much to write homework in a different place as to start school in a different place to play mobile phones.
Nineteen, the person I miss now doesn't know who I am missing.
Twenty, the exam, top students are like Wifi, Fiona Fang 10 meters is full of people who want passwords.
Twenty-one, I finally understand why military training should be turned around, because only in this way can the sun be more uniform.
22. Embrace the bravest smile of love tenaciously in the wind.
23. In the morning, accompany my sister to the snack bar to eat steamed buns. After the waiter served them food, the baby took a silver needle out of his pocket and tied it. The front end of the silver needle turns black. She exclaimed: steamed bread is poisonous. Who will hurt my palace? The diners in the room were instantly silent. At this time, the boss calmly stepped forward and smacked his mouth. This is a bean paste bag. He can't eat a calf with a rolled dough.
I am such a stubborn person that I don't do my summer homework until I die.
25. What is the power of mathematics? I can't understand the answer after copying! What is the power of Chinese? I don't want to copy after reading the answer!
Twenty-six, scared me to death. When it thunders, it thunders and flashes. I was taking a bath and thought someone was taking pictures of me.
Twenty-seven, natural loneliness is a habit, and even love loneliness is not an exaggeration.
You never know what you will be transformed into by people who hate you and spread it to strangers.
29. When wearing a mask, you call me hypocritical. Take off your mask and ask me who I am.
30. We are all good at duplicity, but we hope the other side will notice.
Thirty-one, those girls who cry every day to thin into lightning, do you know that the diameter of lightning is 5 meters
Thirty-two, I told all the lies and you believed them. The simple sentence I love you, but you never believe it.
I study hard every day to live up to the future and live up to my youth.
Don't let the troubles of the past become the burden of the present.
Thirty-five, I know it's not sweet, but it fucking quenches my thirst.
36. The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of in the evening are either people who make you happy or people who make you miserable.
If I say I want to travel around the world, can I bypass you?
38. The most poisonous sentence I have ever heard: My eyes are bigger than your breasts!
Recently, there are some terrorists in space. As soon as you speak, he will talk about pictures around you. As soon as you mention it, he will give you a good comment. As soon as you say it, he will give you a comment. Also, Apple mobile phones are selling well, and all kinds of makeup T-shirts and jeans are slimming and whitening. I really remember that QQ space is not used to share and retain feelings. Why is it the same as the battlefield now
Teacher, I want to shit. Xiao Ming, please use a good teacher with civilized language. My ass wants to throw up.
Forty-one, I exhausted my strength and sincerity, and finally only touched myself.
Forty-two, the girls nowadays are really, the purpose of boys telling dirty jokes is to make you bow your head shyly, not to tell them a more yellow one, please respect the profession of hooligans!