Wang: I'm a bird. I look like a human bird, but I'm definitely not a bird. If you want to ask me what kind of bird I am, look at my eyebrows, eight eyebrow elder brother-myna. But today's protagonist is not me, but my master, a woman who loves to dream naturally. If you say she dreams, then dream. If she dreams, she will take me with her, and she won't let me say a word in her dream, but she will come when she says it.
Chen: Hello, everyone. Today I'm going to tell you a story about me. Some women like to dream, some women talk all day, some women are stupid and naive, and I am the kind of woman who likes to talk all day, stupid and naive! I have been an ordinary girl since I was a child. When I was a child, everyone called me the ugly duckling. When I grow up, everyone calls me Cinderella. My nickname is Grey Grey. Oh yeah! I have always dreamed of meeting my prince charming. Finally, one day I had such an opportunity. That day, I put on red little red riding hood and crystal shoes to attend the banquet hosted by the prince. Prince ~ frog prince, frog ~ prince, oh ~ so I came to the frog ball held by frog prince, and I had a tap dance with frog prince, tap dance! My dance finally touched the prince, but I looked up at my watch and it was midnight 12. My mother told me to go back before zero. I missed the No.2 bus at a glance, so I took a taxi home. Because Zou was in a hurry, I lost a glass shoe! ! ! I, my ~ fortunately, the prince cut my shoes. In order to find me, the prince asked girls from all over the country to try on this shoe. Girls, tall, short, fat, thin, beautiful or ugly, all want to wear these shoes. For a time, beauty salons all over the country became foot shops. Because there are so many people who come to try on crystal shoes, Wang Zibian set up the National Football Association and held a large-scale draft activity called "Wear it whenever you want, super beautiful feet, super beautiful feet". After watching the audition and the final PK, I finally won the championship as I wished. "Ah, hey, ha ha, ha ha. Gnome male-",I think I can stand here today. First of all, I want to thank the National Football Association, thank you, thank you for giving me this opportunity. Secondly, I want to thank my fans. I think they are really, oh, hehehe ~ OK, OK, such enthusiastic fans! I thank my fans. I miss them. I miss them. Oh, okay. I think my fans are really really cute. In this way, the prince took me into the palace, but after I entered the palace, I found that the prince was not interested in me at all. He only cares about glass shoes. Really, I feel so bored. Finally, one day I found that, wow, the city is full of golden flowers. It turned out that there was a coup in the palace and the queen usurped the throne. He killed the king first, then she killed the prince ~ ~ ~ and she killed the princess. Just when he tried to kill me, an accident happened. ~ whose money ~ I ran away when the queen picked up the money, but I knew the queen would not let me go. She sent an X6 after me, and I rode an old horse and drove it.
Zhang: Hello, driver's license, blowing, blowing without breathing, blowing, drunk driving, speeding, running a red light, retrograde, why? A hat with a birthday cake thinks she is the queen. I really think I am a 13-year-old girl with a second ring. Stop the car, please!
Chen: Fortunately, the police uncle saved me at the most dangerous moment, but I know the Queen will not let me go. After she returned to the palace, she put all kinds of poss in front of the magic realm every day. The demon world told me who was the most enchanting woman in the world-hahahahahaha ~ So the magic mirror said it was Chen Jiajia in the class and Gray in the kingdom, so the queen hunted me everywhere. I hid in a forest, where I accidentally met seven dwarfs. I live a happy life with the dwarfs. Ah, a happy life. Although I live a happy life with the dwarfs, I know that the queen will not let me go. She made a poison and put it on the apple. The prescription is inferior milk powder with water and H 1N 1 poison. In fact, dressed as grandma wolf, she ran into the forest and said that in the past, it was very troublesome to eat apples bite by bite. Now Apple's latest upgraded version, one bite is the past five. Well, highly nutritious apples taste good, hahahaha! As a result, I couldn't resist the temptation and bit the apple 1. Then I fainted and became a sleeping beauty. I don't know how long it took, but a great warrior named Guo Jing passed by and saved me. He used his sunflower acupuncture hand to help me clear the acupoints. When I woke up, Guo Daxia asked me, "Are you my melting son?" I said I'm not Huang Rong, I don't know martial arts, I just want jing elder brother, perfect love. Oh, oh, oh, but Guo Jing said to me, "Ha, ha, ha, do you like green peppers? I want to be a super action hero. " Why? There are Huang Zhihua version of Guo Jing and Zhang Zhirong version of Guo Jing. Why did I meet the new version of crayons?
Zhang: elephant elephant, you ~
Chen: Yes, I met seven dwarfs by chance, and I decided to come with them once, ~ crossing the sea ~ of course. We boarded a ship named Titanic. On the boat, I met Tang Bohu, the embodiment of hero and chivalry, who paid equal attention to beauty and wisdom.
Zhang: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Chen: Say.
Zhang: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Chen: Say. Bohu also told us the stories of ordinary people themselves. The villain originally lived on the edge of Suzhou, with a house and a field at home.
Together: Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Chen: We met each other late and talked about everything. We braved the wind and waves and sailed to the other side of happiness together. At this time, the ship hit an iceberg and sank. Bohu helped me climb a board. Bohu, get up, get up! Bohu said to me affectionately, don't be silly. You don't usually lose weight. Lean up and I'll get up! Say that finish, Bohu sank to the bottom. I drifted, drifted to a small town. I walked aimlessly, hungry and tired. At this moment, a man came over and gave me a piece of donkey meat to burn. Thank you. In return, I married a vendor who made a fire. This is our wedding photo, eggplant. Is this the marriage I want? I kept sighing, thinking and sighing all day, until one day, a handsome guy walked by my window. Qingzai ~ I'm a fan of yours ~ Hee hee hee ~ In order to get Qingzai's attention, I grabbed a guy from behind and hit Qingzai on the head impartially. Wow, Qingzai noticed me. I shocked Qingzai. At this time, Qingzai covered his head and was very handsome. It's over. I'm in trouble again. I don't know who dialed 1 10. I see the king in front of me, the prince on my right, the princess on my left and the queen behind me. Well, I gritted my teeth and stomped out of the window. All I heard was a plop. I fell off the bed. It turned out to be a TV dream! This is my dream, Cinderella's dream. I believe everyone here has their own dreams, huh? Starling, you have dreams, too, right? What's your dream? Come on, what's your dream?
Wang: Next time you dream, can you let me say something?
Bow to everyone
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