This broadcast gymnastics is too fake. Girls have been doing breast enlargement exercises for more than ten years, and it has no effect at all.
3. There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people, occasionally faking corpses and changing epitaphs from time to time.
4. Why do some people like to show their ankles, because this may be the thinnest place in their whole body.
5. "A woman is ugly and everyone calls her a dinosaur. If she has a boyfriend, what should everyone call her boyfriend? " "Counter-terrorism elite!"
6. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find candied haws, biscuits, strawberry candy, chocolate, potato chips, milk and toffee, but not you!
7. The Weaver Girl went down to the world to take a bath and got to know the Cowherd, and performed a love story that made the gods cry. This tells us that there is no chance to take a bath at home, so we must take a bath outside.
8. One day I went shopping with my girlfriend and passed a cesspit. My girlfriend suddenly asked, if I dance with your mother at the same time. Who will you save first? I said positively, "You." Girlfriend exulting, "that's very kind of you. What about your mother? " "I know my mother, she won't jump!"
9. I took my 2-year-old son to eat stinky tofu for the first time today. The son took a bite: "Mom, who pulled this?" It's delicious! " The husband listened and said, "Take good care of him these days and stop taking a shit!" " "
10. I have been single for a long time, not to mention unscrewing the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.
1 1. I have used the cool dog for so many years and say hello to the cool dog every day. At first, I thought it was polite. Come to think of it, who the fuck are you calling a dog?
12. I just went to a small shop to buy water. I saw the boss fall asleep in the rocking chair, and the proprietress beat her legs. I feel so loving for a moment. I can't bear to disturb them. I took two bottles of coke and left quietly.
13. I have a blind date with a girl. My mother likes her very much, so does my father. Finally, I recognized her as an adopted daughter and said that I was not worthy of her.
14. The wolf is coming! The child said it three times, but no one believed it. The teacher is coming! I said it again and again, and finally found an animal more terrible than a wolf!
15. It's almost Chinese New Year. I ordered takeout and took it from my takeaway brother. I said: I have worked hard, and I will deliver takeout soon. My little brother smiled and said to me: you have worked hard, and you have to eat takeout soon after the Spring Festival!
16. Nothing is difficult in the world, if you put your mind to it. This sentence is out of date. Now it should be said that nothing in the world is difficult for a rich man.
17. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.
18. Last year, I got a scorpion tattooed on my shoulder. As a result, I gained 40 pounds a year. Now people see my tattoo and say, dude, you are a good lobster.
19. A person will feel lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks.
20. In this world, there are always many things that cannot be explained. For example, some people eat long IQ, while others eat long fat.
2 1. There are many swindlers in the street now, so be careful when you go out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot to death. I followed him for three blocks, and he was still alive.
22. There are two egos in the world, one is intermittent efforts to gain strength, and the other is continuous degeneration and indulgence.
23. Girls can perceive more colors than boys 150, so most girls are afraid to walk at night. Therefore, the reason why boys dare to walk at night is not because they are brave, but because they are blind.
24. People always have expectations, so that life is meaningful. For example, looking forward to class, looking forward to school, looking forward to holidays, looking forward to school holidays.