Don't check on Baidu if you feel sick. Make a will after every inspection.
It suddenly occurred to me that my original intention of learning online shopping was to save money, and I suddenly burst into tears.
Others hold hands and I hold my dog. Take a walk, swim and see who bites badly.
5. When you open your wallet when you are lonely, your heart will be balanced instantly. At least I have a wallet, and there is nothing in it!
6. People with real strength are generally modest. For example, I never say I am handsome, only that I am handsome.
7. Ma Yun once said: A person's career is inversely proportional to his appearance. I can't bear to look in the mirror. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.
Eight. Shushan is diligent. I blame you for not being rich in life.
No matter where I go, I always keep a photo of my wife in my wallet, for no other reason than to remind myself how the money is missing!
10. The saddest thing: open the wallet, the big leader is gone, and the people of all ethnic groups are still there.
1 1. Go after the person you like bravely, so that you will know that there is more than one person who refuses you.
Poverty is a thin curtain, I am here and the first class is there.
Violence can't solve anything. Why don't we sit down calmly and praise me for an hour, and we'll make up.
14. Don't look at me as fat. When it comes to losing weight, I am a set of things!
15. When I was in love, my dad disagreed with my relationship with my husband until my husband came in for the first time and took off his shoes ... My dad held his breath and said, young man, it tastes like my daughter. Take it away!
Sixteen years old. Accompanying his wife back to her mother's house coincides with her sister-in-law's 23rd birthday. I gave a red envelope of 23 yuan, and she called me stingy. Later, her mother-in-law said to her sister-in-law in the kitchen, "Don't say that about your brother-in-law in the future. He is stingy because he has no money, and he has no money because he married your sister. "
Seventeen. You can see your girlfriend's personality through the palm print. If her palm prints often appear on your face, it means that she has a bad temper.
18. It is said that men have gold under their knees. I'm grinding my skin, and I can't even find a piece of iron!
If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you have to pay more.
20. The reason why the Monkey King is so thin is that he burned his calories in the blast furnace of Taishang Laojun.
2 1. Men have gold under their knees, while women have gold on their heads, necks, ears and hands.
Twenty-two I save three times a day, eat less, shop less and use less.
23. There was a kissing scene on TV. The father asked his son to pour a glass of water. Soon, there was a kissing scene on TV. Dad asked his son to pour another glass of water. The son asked, Dad, are you thirsty at the sight of someone kissing?
Twenty-four "What would you do if your boyfriend fell into a cesspit and needed artificial respiration to get him out?" "Even the cesspit can fall into the silly man still take him? Hurry and poke it with a stick. "
25. Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends, it can be summed up in one sentence: you have a vision and you will choose a girlfriend!
26. Why are they also women? Mother-in-law is harder to coax than girlfriend? Because my mother-in-law was cheated once!
27. Being able to stand out from billions of brothers and sisters can only show that you are really the stupidest one. They all know that it is not easy to live in this world.
Twenty-eight Chess is the one who is handsome and has a car, and banks are the ones who have money and a house.
29. Why do children cry when they are born? God replied: so many brothers died. He's the only one left. Can you not be sad?
The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my sweet face.