Man: Your husband is not at home tonight, is he? It's much quieter here ...
W: Well, he's out of town all week.
Man: So we can play tonight? (The uncle next to him turns his head to look ...)
W: What do you want to play? (The aunt next to me also turned around ...)
Man: As usual, I'll check in (the middle school students next to me also turn around ...)
Woman: I won't come if you get a room, or I will (everyone is surprised ...)
Man: OK, you drive, I'll come in and kill you (people around you take a breath ...)
Woman: I think I am a bully, saying that I don't know which one to take, and I can't stand it and don't want to beg for mercy (BS shines in the eyes of the masses).
Man: No matter how fierce I am, I can only accompany you 1 hour, and I have to accompany my girlfriend at night (there is a murder in the carriage ...)
Woman: ask her to play with me (dizzy ...................................................................................................................................................................
Man: She can only fight landlords, but she can't play mahjong ... (They all run away)
There's another one.
Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?
Boy a: no.
Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.
Boy A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ...
Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...
[Scene 2]
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy b: no.
Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.
B took the French fries carefully with her palm, because she heard about A.
Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?
B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked it with his finger. ...
Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skillful. Call your parents ...
[Scene 3]
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy c: no.
Teacher: no, ok, I'll have French fries.
Because of the first two examples, C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.
Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?
C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear. ...
Teacher: No? Call your parents ...
[Scene 4]
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy d: no.
Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.
Eating French fries in fear.
Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?
D carefully put the chips in his upper pocket again.
The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!
D quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet. ...
Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...
[Scene 5]
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy e: no,
Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.
E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat?
E hurriedly handed me the French fries with both hands and then took out a lighter. ...
Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...
[Scene 6]
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy f: no.
Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.
I ate it in fear.
Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!
F sweaty palms, but still calmly bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!
Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.
F takes out the French fries: No, they are still there. The fire hasn't lit yet. ...
[Scene 7]
Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again.
Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.
G naturally took the French fries and ate them clean.
Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?
(proudly): Greater China ...
[Scene 8]
Teacher: Have a portion of French fries.
Boy n: no, thanks.
Teacher: ... ```
I hope to adopt o ~ ~ o (∩ _ ∩) o.