In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.
Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you at this moment.
Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
I was supposed to lose weight this year and turn it into a lightning bolt, which blinded you and didn't want to turn it into a nut wall and block your sight.
6. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".
7. "Inclusive woman" refers to me.
8. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!
9. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.
10. Short or symmetrical. Hey, he's not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.
1 1. I am fat now, and my smile is not as good as before. The only advantage is that the hug is warmer than before.
12. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.
13. The typhoon came, and people and trees around it were blown away …
15. Everyone lined up to weigh themselves. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.
16. The meaning of being fat is not how much and what you eat, but how you eat. Feel it.
17. Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.
18. oh, my god If you can't make me thin! Just make my friend fat!
19. A fat man is fatter than others.
20. If you sell it to me by weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.
Send a circle of friends to talk about the humorous mood of gaining weight (2) 1. With such a little distance, I will be able to turn over soon.
2. Don't call others vulgar just because they have gained a little weight!
3. I want to be fat into a sea and drown the thin people who laugh at me!
I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, or my life will be incomplete.
The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.
7. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.
8. What's the point of being fat? I am from thin down.
9. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I must repay you when I lose weight.
10. It is heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.
1 1. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.
12. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.
13. The biggest happiness of fat people is to eat too much and get fat.
14. My beauty is not worthy.
15. Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say, "Grow quickly, grow quickly."
16. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine, and only I want you.
17. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.
18. Fatso's helplessness: the small shirt is clear at a glance.
19. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?
20. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.
Let's talk about the humorous mood in the circle of friends (3) 1. The face is fat several times. It is lucky to look at the fat face and try to make your life more complete.
My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.
You are short-lived, and my fatness is temporary.
4. What's missing? We don't know, people are dumbfounded because they are fat, and I am angry because I am thin.
In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.
6. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.
7. I don't dislike my people when I am fat, and I must repay you when I am thin.
Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?
9. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.
10. It's not that we are too fat, it's you.
1 1. My three shortcomings are: fat; Fat; I can't lose that much!
12. Fei Kuang is really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.
13. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear."
14. I am not fat, I am just thin.
15. Those who can't even keep their nutrition are the scum of mankind.
16. Smiling, my eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on my cheeks kept shaking up and down with the action.
17. You hugged me gently from behind, and your hands couldn't close properly.
18. The good-looking one is called green tea bitch, and mine can only be called Hulk.
19. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.
20. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!
Make fun of your fat humor and talk about 50 sentences in the collection.
Talk about the humorous mood of poking fun at yourself for gaining weight (I) 1. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth so that I won't gain weight if I don't eat?
2. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.
The only way to resist the cold winter is to store fat. I mean I'm getting fat again.
I don't think it is necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and heating should be done in four months!
5. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.
6. The epidemic is coming to an end. I don't want to eat any more midnight snacks and instant noodles. The trend of getting fat gradually is not optimistic.
7. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.
8. Say I'm not fat, but I have a chubby face, which is really cute. I want to bite MengMeng's bread face.
9. Fortunately, I ate myself fat before, otherwise I felt that this demon wind blew me away in minutes, and I was tired after a short walk.
10. As the saying goes, going out to hang out will be paid back sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.
1 1. Many people interpret "generosity" as "pregnancy".
12. I'm still eating this thing. I may think I gain weight too slowly.
13. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!
14. I slap myself hard when I take toner every day! I hope I can shoot a little.
15. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!
16. We agreed to lose weight. Forget it. Don't gain weight after meals.
17. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks, and the other made me snacks every day.
Talk about the humorous mood of poking fun at yourself for gaining weight (II) 18. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.
19. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.
20. I cried, my face became fatter and fatter, and my limbs were still too thin. Is it like this to gain weight?
2 1. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
22. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid I won't be weighed.
No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.
24. I don't know what the hell it is, but I really want to eat something chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.
25. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.
26. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. Eating less won't hurt!
27. Losing weight in summer is the only goal of my sister! Funny me and my funny colleagues.
Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? Why did you gain weight today?
29. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.
30. People get fat in middle age, and when it comes to losing weight, it's on the top!
3 1. For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.
32. You can't see your feet when you look down. ...
33. My beauty is said to be unworthy.
34. Compared with me, I am fatter and more capable.
Talking about the humorous mood of poking fun at oneself for gaining weight (Chapter III) 35. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.
36. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat more. I thought I had gained weight.
37. Every fat man is a potential stock. You have no idea how beautiful it is to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.
38. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.
39. I heard that chubby is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is almost empty! I think it's okay!
40. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.
4 1. Fat is fat. It's no use changing your hairstyle.
42. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.
43. I feel fat now, eating more and more is completely out of control, and I can eat whatever I want!
I can turn over in such a short distance.
45. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.
46. If you can afford it, you won't be so picky as a thin man. If you don't eat this, you won't do it.
47. At that time, when I took photos, I always felt fat and had a thick waist. Watch it again. Now I have feelings for this body fat.
48. Fat people are always updating their closets.
49. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants. They stood there like mailboxes.
50. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".
A collection of humorous sentences (60 articles) that have gained weight by eating and drinking from the sea recently.
I have gained weight recently because of overeating. My pants have shrunk again. ...
2. Losing weight is a life topic that will only be remembered when you are full.
I am determined to lose weight, but I am doomed to be obese.
At two o'clock last night, I woke up in a dream with difficulty breathing. Maybe I've grown too fat recently.
I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.
6. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.
7. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.
8. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.
9. At that time, Liang Qian was like a fresh sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.
10. I have gained weight for a long time and my weight has reached its peak. I am hungry every day, but I can't lose weight.
1 1. You are not chubby, but cute, making people happy and eye-catching.
12. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
13. People become fat in middle age and reach the top when they lose weight!
14. Why is it so difficult to lose weight? Just seven days after the Spring Festival, I gained six pounds. It's been a week since the Spring Festival, and I haven't lost a pound!
15. Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.
16. Xiao Da, who says she is not fat but has a fat face, is really cute and wants to bite MengMeng's bread face.
17. Fat people are not eligible to eat! Wait till you lose weight.
18. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.
19. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat more. I thought I had gained weight.
20. Yes, I am fatter than before, but my heart is wider. I've let go of all the things I couldn't let go of before.
I have been eating, drinking and getting fat recently. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!
22. We agreed to lose weight. Forget it. Eating a meal won't make you fat.
23. I cried, my face became fatter and fatter, and my limbs were still too thin. Is it like this to gain weight?
24. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants. They stood there like mailboxes.
I have gained a few pounds recently, so I must avoid eating salad in winter. It's really sad
26. I always take my life buoy with me when I swim in the sea. ...
27. Shut up and spread your legs. For a fat man like me, it's still useful!
28. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.
29. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.
30. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
3 1. I want to thin into a lightning bolt and illuminate all the wretched fat people.
32. Shut up and take your leg! If you can't control your mouth, what can you control?
33. Fat people are always updating their closets.
34. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.
I can turn over in such a short distance.
36. If time is killing pigs, then obesity is killing dragons!
37. I love to overeat unconsciously, and I feel fat after I know it.
38. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.
Invite me to dinner when you miss me, and I'll come right away.
40. Actually, I kept it from everyone. I gained weight quietly. I can't accept it. I can't sleep at night.
I have been eating, drinking and getting fat recently. The visible weight gain rate is 4 1. Every time I go out to eat, I'm embarrassed to say I'm fat. It's too difficult.
42. Don't call others rude just because they have gained a little weight!
43. I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the fat people. However, I have gained weight again.
44. This year, I'm going to thin into a bolt of lightning and light up your eyes. As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.
45. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away. I can't go back because I'm losing weight. Good friends, let's cheer together!
46. Fat man, he wants to help his stomach and oil. He looks for food and drink every day, asks in the hospital with a big belly, and loses weight and is pregnant.
47. oh, my god If you can't make me thin! Just make my friend fat!
48. What is the mentality of ordering takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you're not fat enough, so keep your fat.
49. Fat people have only two ways, either to die of obesity or to starve to death. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their bodies better or to make their mentality better. Which sentence do you agree with?
50. You are fat and delicate. You grow in the right place and look beautiful.
5 1. Eating fat, whether about environmental protection or democracy, seems unconvincing.
52. The angle of taking pictures is really important. If you are not careful, you will become short and fat.
Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".
54. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It doesn't hurt to eat less!
55. My beauty is said to be unworthy.
56. Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? Why did you gain weight today?
57. A fat man is fatter than others.
58. If you don't lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born funny!
59. You made a whole body fat filling!
60. Looking at old photos, I have to say that years have made pig feed. At first I thought I was fat and ugly, but of course I didn't expect it to get worse.
Talk about the classic humor about traffic jams in the circle of friends.
Talk about the classic humor about traffic jams in the circle of friends (1) 1. I get upset in traffic jams. When I get bored, I want to eat.
2. Is it miserable? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!
I never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. I still like to run alone.
This is a tragedy. We will go home soon. There is a traffic jam on the expressway.
5. High-speed traffic jam. If you are hungry, order takeout. ...
6. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jams you get. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.
7. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.
Unexpectedly, someone went home last month and will arrive this month.
As long as you start early enough. You can't catch up with me in traffic jam!
10. It rained all night, and there is always a traffic jam when you are late.
1 1. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the New Year.
12. expressway, please charge!
13. I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. At present, what I fear most is traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too difficult.
14. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home.
15. Blocking, basically biscuits go up in the morning, flour comes down, that's all.
16. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking!
17. On the way home, the traffic jam is like constipation for many years, and the passengers in the car don't move no matter how anxious they are.
18. It's raining and traffic jams, and the weather is so bad. This is a bloody failure!
19. There is always a traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more I think about it, the more tortuous it is.
20. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work
Talk about the classic humor about traffic jam in the circle of friends (2) 1. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth.
2. Get used to being blocked, and don't worry, slowly hum a tune.
Every time I go home, I always face a traffic jam.
4. Don't worry? When will the digging stop?
The traffic jam at home during the Spring Festival is a disaster of life. After all, people are old and their bladders are failing.
6. The traffic around the city is almost circular.
7. There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road.
8. Traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: drink water in small sips, and don't drink too much at a time.
9. At the traffic lights ahead, put it into the pot and cook it. I waited for minutes, but I haven't got half a step.
10. Honey, let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!
1 1. A line of egrets goes to heaven, and Lao Tzu is squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.
12. I'm used to traffic jams. Don't worry, hum a little song slowly.
13. Half of her face is still hidden behind her guitar. I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus.
14. Everyone gets off and does morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.
15. You drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked and you can't walk.
16. Going home for the New Year is the perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences. Some things are not optional, such as traffic jams.
17. I am a vagrant who was stuck in a traffic jam in expressway for an hour and climbed to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.
18. On the way home, there was a traffic jam, but my heart was not blocked.
19. Every time I go to work, the traffic jam is a mess, and the red light stops and the green light stops for a long time.
20. Go, Spring Festival travel rush craze, or I'll lose!
Talk about the classic humor about traffic jam in the circle of friends (3) 1. You drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked there and you can't walk.
It's too hard to go home and the traffic jam is too hard.
Don't panic in traffic jams, send a circle of friends first.
4. You are blocking, you are blocking, you are blocking.
Traffic jams, non-mainstream increase, is a prelude to Spring Festival travel rush.
6. Wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.
7. The roads in Guan Dan were blocked for some time.
8. The world is so big, why am I the only one stuck in traffic?
9. In the face of traffic jam, it highlights the helplessness and sadness of life.
10. Traffic jams make people doubt their lives.
1 1. My buddy, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?
12. You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have made a big deal, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams really promote the feelings between people.
13. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.
14. There are often traffic jams on the happy road because there are too many people on the road.
15. When will this land slowly ~
16. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 roads every day.
Traffic jam is always a nightmare!
18. It is difficult to get on the bridge, difficult to get off the bridge, and the overhead block is strict. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.
19. Some things have no choice. Like traffic jams.
20. I have practiced, and the traffic is blocked, and the mood is not blocked!