When I saw a beggar shaking me with money in a bowl in the street, I thought he was challenging me and showing off his wealth.
In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I spent all my money in advance, so I am clean and upright.
4. I thought that life was about cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Altman beating small monsters. The reality is that the mouse plays the cat, the sheep plays the wolf, and two bears play Logger Vick to death. It's not that we are not strong, but that the world is crazy!
5. If it is done well, it is called self-confidence. Shameless, if done well, it is called excellent psychological quality.
In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.
7. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.
8. If you are afraid of gaining weight, you are a pig, because people are afraid of being famous and strong. Of course, even if you are not afraid of gaining weight, you are still a pig, because your body will be like a pig!
9. Go after the person you like bravely, so that you will know that there is far more than one person who refuses you.
10. In my twenties, some people took off their bills, others took off their poverty, but I took off the reins and ran on the road of second-rate goods like huskies.
1 1. There are three kinds of interpersonal relationships among girls: those that can be seen without washing their hair, those that can only be seen after washing their hair, and those that they don't want to see after washing their hair.
12. Other people's property in their twenties is over 100 million, billions, billions, and my five million is still pixels!
13. Three tragedies of the dinner party: the person to be invited didn't come, and the person who came has nothing to do with you, leaving you awake when you check out.
14. I'm so beautiful. First of all, I want to thank my parents. If they hadn't given me a pair of skillful hands, I would have made myself so beautiful.
15. I think I have lost my memory. The specific performance is that once you start shopping, you forget the fact that you have no money.
16. Dude. It's not your problem, it's your parents' problem that made you like this! So stop blaming yourself!
17. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I always stayed at home.
18. Autumn is here. I should go shopping when I open my closet. When I opened my wallet, I was young and not cold.
19. Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not natural and unrestrained.
20. Some girls who seem to be quiet for a long time have no extra money behind them and even owe ants flowers.
2 1. No one is always smooth sailing. Actually, you're not alone. Look at the friends around you. They were confused by failure.
22. I don't know when I will be blessed. It means that some people gain weight, but pretend not to know.
23. Actually, it's good to have a second child, because I think it's good to have a younger brother and sister to raise.
24. Why is the same meat so popular on the chest and so annoying on the stomach? Is this geographical discrimination?
25. When someone hates you, it is better to reflect on yourself. Are you kind, cute and perfect enough to make people jealous?
26. Life is like jiaozi. Whether you are dragged into the water or you jump into the water yourself, life is only mature once in muddy water.
27. I hate the nonsense that tells me "Why did you give up treatment", which makes me seem to be saved.
28. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie has walked 108000 miles without losing weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian!
29. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after the holiday, you can't recognize me!
Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is also fake.