Laughing like a child, cold like a mystery.

For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly, we should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

Find someone I like to accompany you and kill you. ...

I won't lie to you. A beautiful person like you could support a brothel in ancient times.

6. I swear I'll chop my hand if I buy something online again. Now I'm looking at prosthetic limbs online.

7. I want to go home to my mother, blow the air conditioner and eat watermelon.

8. I thought we could go to the end together. Who knew you took a taxi in two steps?

9. The girl I spoil should be very arrogant.

10, but I'm so cute. What's the coolest way to talk to you?

1 1, don't want to be likable, just want to be a charming bastard.

12, we love each other to kill people.

13, I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

14, I have a bad temper because of lack of sleep. If I get enough sleep, it will be lovely.

15, I decided to flip a coin to study.

16, don't ask me if I have an object in the future. It is against the dogma that we immortals fall in love with mortals.

17, I am so cute, you don't like me, you are sick.

18, if you are hungry, call me and I will have some snacks for you to chew. "

19, sometimes the three words that men are most afraid of are not "you can't" but "I want more"

20. Don't think you are texting in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch when nothing happens.

2 1, you said that the couple's head portrait imprisoned your efficiency in teasing Korea.

22. I wonder who will be cheaper in the future.

I must clarify that I only like studying. ...

24. The only reason to fall in love with myself again is because I washed my hair.

Every time I walk alone at night, I'm afraid that it's so dark and I'm so beautiful that others can't see me.

26. I laughed when someone said I was handsome. As a result, they said I was more handsome when I smiled.

27. I won't take the initiative to find you. I want to be cool enough to explode.

28. Wash your face carefully, read more books, go to bed on time, eat less and eat more meals, and then become gentle and generous, continue to be kind and maintain love.

Because I have your ugly photo in my hand, you should be friends with me for life.

30. I want to study magic in Shushan, but the person I like should be a descendant of Nuwa, right?

3 1, selfie, this kind of thing, three points are doomed, seven points depend on the filter.

Children say that Confucius is a terrible person, because Confucius sees two children every day.

33. Nowadays, boys are too bad, whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls, and they compete with girls for boyfriends.

Forgiveness is a breeding ground for wild dogs.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam.

36. Later, Xiaoming never appeared in high school textbooks. I knew that fool couldn't get into high school.

37. The woman who just woke up in the plot of the novel is the most charming. It's all a lie. I only have an embarrassed face and an oily face.

38. My receptionist always says that when I smile, I show two rows of big white teeth, so I give him a dirty look. Or is it the third row?

39. Women like their own faces, whitening, face-lifting, slimming, freckle-removing, acne-removing, eye bags, dark circles and bright eyes.

Poor grades are temporary, but my beauty is eternal.

4 1, used to be a girl, but now she is a beautiful girl. "

42. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie walked a hundred and eight thousand miles without losing weight. He is a vegetarian.

43. The vibration of mobile phone is almost inaudible at home, but it is especially like an earthquake at school.

44. Mom said that girls' stains are cute.

45. What you said is wrong. I'll teach you, chewing two tablets together is enough. ""let's not let people eat. "

You are a beauty, and I happen to love sleeping beauty.

47. The teacher didn't show his cards in the monthly exam, but he really felt that he had taught well.

48. I like you very much. Do you want to sleep together when you are free?

49. If * * * and I fall into the water at the same time in this weather, save * * * first. I want to stay in the water.

50. From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and don't say that you are handsome or not.

5 1, be my little princess, only eat sugar, no loss.

I love every bohemian boy like you.