2. Women are plump, thin and slim, tall and slender, and short and exquisite! Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd. There is no justice!
3. If today's girl walks in the ancient street and is dragged back by the emperor to wait on the bedroom and wash her face at night, will she be convicted of cheating the monarch or something?
Because of my introverted personality, I never rush to check out!
Going to work is like marriage in the old society. Obviously, you are unhappy, but you have to be together.
When I am sad, I open my wallet. There is nothing in my wallet. It is balanced. At least I have a wallet, but there is nothing in it.
7. When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please trip him!
Life will make you suffer for a while, and after you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime.
9. When you like someone, your brain will automatically add a filter to whiten and exfoliate. When you don't like someone, the original picture will change every second. God, was I blind?
10. Primary schools consume pencils, middle schools consume notebooks, high schools consume brains, and universities consume traffic.
Eleven. You can't even control what time you sleep, but you still want to control your life. Your problem is: knowing everything is laziness.
Twelve. it is said
It is difficult for four kinds of girls to find a partner: first, they don't like makeup,
Second, the relative residence,
Third, a man's personality,
Fourth, not coquetry, not cute. I knew the truth, and my tears fell down.
Thirteen. Hungry and doing well is called losing weight; Being lazy and doing well is called enjoying; Persistence in doing well is called persistence; Play dumb, if you do it well, it's as stupid as you think.
14. When you feel lonely, turn on the computer and put on a ghost film. After a while, you will feel that the toilet is occupied, the kitchen is occupied, and the room is occupied.
15. When the bill stood up and spoke, all the truth fell asleep.
16. Do you know who is the best diving partner in China? Mother-in-law always falls into the water at the same time.
17. Stop joking. Have you ever seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? So you have no breasts in your bra and no money in your wallet.
18. Some people seem to be well informed, but in fact, they have never even seen Peggy, the pig behind them.
19. Drinking with friends at food stalls. Suddenly I remembered that my daughter-in-law was still hungry at home, and I slapped myself in an instant. How to distract yourself by drinking? Come on, let's get started!
20. Who doesn't have a musical instrument these days? I retired. Good play!
Twenty one. When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.
22. Any beauty that you praise has traces of PS.
23. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I threw a math book in his face.
Twenty-four In the past, people wrote letters very slowly, and they could only love one person all their lives. Now, with the development of network technology, a day can be green.
five
Ten people.