I want to lose weight and skip dinner at night. My mother advised me: Daughter, you look good now, so you don't need to lose weight. I was moved to tears. My mother loves me very much. Mom continued to persuade: you used to pack leftovers. Who will eat them after you lose weight? This is definitely my real mother. ...
There is a pancake fruit stand near the company, which is delicious. All my colleagues like it, and I am also a frequent visitor. When I arrived at his booth, there was only one child. I asked him: where is your father? The child turned around and shouted, Dad, come back quickly. Here comes the big idiot with five eggs ........ ……NM, what does big idiot mean? Can't you be rich and willful?
I met a girl in the street today. I gave way to the left and she gave way to the right. I gave way to the right and she gave way to the left. After going back and forth several times, I told her that this is fate. Do you want to leave a phone number? Sister sneered: fate is a fart! We have a narrow road to go, a narrow road to go. ...
There is a small grocery store in the alley. The shopkeeper is an old man. Every day when I pass there, the old man will look at me and giggle. I think he is a fool. I didn't know until someone told me today that he always thought I was a fool ... I wondered, can't boys wear skirts? What a fuss ...
6. I went to breakfast alone and ate a cage of steamed dumplings. I ate two tea eggs in a bowl of chaos. I was a little embarrassed to see me when I checked out. The boss comforted me: nothing, it doesn't matter if you eat more when you grow up! I nodded and said, yes, that's what I thought! The boss paused for two seconds and added, girl, I'll lie to you. You even lied to yourself. Don't you feel heartache?
7. When I was at school, I was doing my homework at home, and suddenly the power went out, yeah yeah yeah! Finally, I don't have to do my homework, and I can finally watch TV. I especially turned on the TV. In a dark corner, my dad said simply: Ugliness is bad enough, and I'm still so stupid. What can I do in the future?
8. How I wish that when I was drinking, someone next to me looked at me affectionately and said softly, drinking less will hurt my health. However, in reality, there is always a bad friend shouting: you MD, raise fish! After drinking ... life is so unpredictable.
9. A colleague has two scars on his face. We are curious about how he got it, but he won't say whether he is alive or dead. Once I went to his house to play during the May Day holiday, I suddenly remembered and asked his mother. My aunt said this: One day, the little boy came back from drinking, holding the dog and saying, buddy, this sweater of yours is not bad. I put it on, talking and tearing. Then, the dog got angry. ...
10. Yesterday, I went to the drugstore to buy medicine. Suddenly, a handsome guy came in and stammered that he wanted to buy a life detector. The clerk was puzzled, too. He had never heard of this high-tech product, but he still patiently asked: What disease do you want to treat? Or for what? As a result, this handsome boy blushed and said that I wanted to buy a pregnancy test stick ... it's the first time I heard that a pregnancy test stick is so fresh and refined.
1 1. One night, my son cried so badly that he couldn't coax him down. The husband was fed up with the noise, so he sang a lullaby to his son. Just a few words, there was a knock on the wall next door, and then he heard: Brother, please stop singing and let the child cry!
12. I woke up recently and saw a lot of hair on the pillow, so I went online to check how to treat hair loss. The wife saw it and said, check how to cure snoring first. Me: Is snoring related to hair loss? She: Why should I pull your hair if you don't bother me with snoring?