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How to write humorous sentences in an ostentatious manner?
Humorous sentences in an ostentatious manner:

1, I tried to be an interesting person, and then I went astray and became a tease.

No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself as 250. No matter how hard it is, think of yourself as a two-faced person.

3, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

4, with a large circle of people, just jealous, I don't have to eat in my life.

5. When I meet someone I secretly love, I will think about it. It's good to be friends. It's really good.

You said that your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.

7. I am not a person who likes the new and hates the old, but you are semi-new and not old.

8. I'm not an accessory, so I won't label you.

9. Is there anything in the world that makes people want to vomit when they eat it?

10, so love is cheating and hurting each other, hehe, I see.

1 1, you should know that you can't get it back unscathed when you give it away.

12, I hold you in my hand, because you are a cup. When I let go, you are a piece of glass.

13. Looking forward to the summer vacation at school and the start of school at home.

14, I wish you all a happy holiday. Although you are not a woman, you are a bitch!

15, remember, only mosquitoes will never leave you this season.