The composition describing Zhu Bajie has been named "the messenger of the altar" by the Tathagata since he came back from learning the scriptures. He spent the whole day eating, drinking and having fun in the heavenly palace. His big and round belly has become bigger and rounder, and looks like a big watermelon from a distance. Gradually, Bajie got tired of eating, and he was bored in the Heavenly Palace. Suddenly, he heard that losing weight is popular in the world. So I asked for leave from the Buddha and came to earth.
Pig eight quit walking in the street, eyes a bright. Wow, there are handsome guys and beautiful women everywhere. The young man is handsome and the big girl is slim. Fat people with big ears and big bellies like Pig Bajie are almost hard to find. The more he looks at it, the more he feels inferior, and he can't help but want to lose weight. Along the way, Bajie saw many advertisements to lose weight. He thought: Why don't I lose weight, and then advertise in the beauty shop to make my old pig famous!
The heart is not as good as action, and Pig Bajie immediately went straight to the beauty salon. However, as soon as the clerk in the beauty salon heard that Pig Bajie was going to be the image spokesperson for slimming in their store, they all smiled and said, "With this material, do you still want to be the spokesperson?" Stop daydreaming!
Not discouraged, Pig Bajie went to a beauty shop again. I saw the sign that said "Xingmei". The pig thought: This time it suits my heart, and I want to be an advertising star. So he strode in. When the boss saw that it was Pig Bajie, he quickly stood up and said, "Aren't you the famous Pig Bajie? Please sit down quickly! " Pig Bajie explained to the boss that he wanted to be the image spokesperson of slimming. The boss rolled his eyes and thought: If I beautify Pig's nose, ears and stomach and let him be the image spokesperson of my "Xingmei" shop, wouldn't my shop be famous? The beautician first sucks the fat off the pig's stomach with a liposuction machine, then makes the ears look like adult ears, and then makes the pig's nose as straight as ordinary people. Wow, in a short time, Pig Bajie became a handsome man. The boss asked the cameraman to film the whole process of Pig Bajie's beauty, and immediately handed the film to various TV stations.
After slimming and facial plastic surgery, Pig Bajie changed from an ugly man to a beautiful man. His advertising words caused a sensation all over the world. Pig Bajie suddenly became popular and became a big star in beauty advertisements. Since then, this "star beauty shop" has become famous and its business is getting better and better.
The composition describing Pig Bajie said that there lived four Tang Priests and four disciples in the eighty-one difficulty. Finally, I retrieved the scriptures from the Western Heaven, and Zhu Bajie wrote 1900 words online. The merits are complete, and the positive results are already? Cheng four people also got jobs in Tathagata. Is it okay? After a long time, You Zhu became unbalanced. Heart? Yes, my old pig thought he was once a man in Shuai Shuai? Marshal Tian Peng, how spectacular the Temple of Heaven is! I was demoted because that little woman Chang 'e was unappreciative? Fan, from now on, people are not people, and pigs are not pigs. Later by the master? After scolding, Monkey beat him and went west. What about now? You have a legitimate career, but you only have bodhisattvas around you all day? It's Lohan. There's not even a beautiful woman. Where is my old pig? Can bear it. So Zhu Bajie fired Tathagata with his resignation? Squid, turned into a handsome guy, and came to people with a somersault? Suddenly he went straight to Gao Laozhuang to find his original savage girlfriend Xiao? Li went.
Seven days on the mountain is a thousand years on earth. This world? It has entered 2 1 century, so it turns out that Gaolaozhuang has been satisfied? Provocative.
Fortunately, Pig Bajie is very smart and asks questions. Finally found the nth small reincarnation in the vast sea of people? Li. Think pig Bajie is a master in love, just watching him cheer? Add vinegar, and tell the details of the hardships of learning from the Western Heaven? Describe in detail, of course, don't forget to pour out your feelings for Xiaoli? Unforgettable love and the pain of missing. Xiaoli only heard a woman in tears? Di, jump into the arms of pig immediately, let bygones be bygones, and mend fences? Old good. Well, it's as simple as that. I have my wife.
After having a wife, what will the pig have? It's easier to say. Isn't this what netizens do in chat rooms? Under the remote command, Pig Bajie also applied for a QQ.
I really don't know if I hadn't seen it. The world is really wonderful. Just applied? A few days later, a large number of online girls came to me. Do you see it? The head is flashing on the screen, and the pig's hand is busy. In his heart? Happy: Since Gao Laozhuang said goodbye to Xiaoli last time, has it? I haven't really talked to other girls. It's not that he doesn't want to, it's the teacher? Fu and Monkey watched closely and dared not start work.
This afternoon, Pig Bajie came to the Internet cafe again. Really sweep? Xing, there's no one on QQ, and you have to surf the Internet every day? Princess Iron Fan on the Internet is not online either. Then he remembered that today is? At the weekend, I probably went out on a date.
Pig thought, when you go back later, will you pass that corner? I should also buy a bunch of flowers for Xiaoli in my flower shop. I haven't been romantic for a long time. Yes, hehe ... but on second thought, can I buy a flower? A few cabbages are not cost-effective. Just a thought, "du? Du "QQ rang twice, and a stranger broke in. Name? That sounds interesting. What's it called? "Ask the handsome guy to sing?" People are still from Gao Lao Zhuang, and Pig Bajie is worried here. After killing time, I chatted with her. In the third grade of primary school, I wrote "Zhu Bajie's online composition 1900 words".
This chat really talked about, the other party claimed to be a flower? Jade girl, 23 years old, single here? After a series of breaks these two days, I went online to play.
Pig Bajie once lived alone for a long time and was very capable? I realized a person's loneliness, so I chatted with her for a while? Son. I will be off work soon. Xiaoli should go home. We have to go back to cooking. Bajie told her to go offline, right? Instead, Fang was reluctant to go and asked Bajie if she could stay with her at night. Go to karaoke bar to sing. She knows a quiet place. What is the price? The power grid is also cheap.
Pig eight quit to feel a little sudden, don't go to the heart or? A little itchy, the first online dating, the temptation to him? Very powerful. Besides, it's too bad to refuse a lady's invitation. Not a gentleman anymore. The pig gave himself a reason and agreed? I met her and made an appointment to get on the bus opposite water curtain cave at 8 pm? Meet at the station.
When I got off work, Pig Bajie specially bought a big bunch of Huangmei? Rose went back, happy Xiaoli hugged him, gnawed at him and asked him how he was today. Where does the sun come from? What's the saying about Miss Pig Bajie? Master liar, just say today is the anniversary of their acquaintance 1288? Day, celebrate. How could Xiaoli remember it for so long? I didn't ask much, so I was busy putting flowers in a vase.
After dinner, while Xiaoli is still washing dishes in the kitchen, pig eight? Jay said there would be a wonderful ball game tonight. Are you going to meet some friends in the bar? Look at them one by one. Xiaoli hates football at ordinary times. Can't wait for Bajie to come out? After seeing that no one was arguing with her for TV, she agreed and asked again? Come back early and drink less beer. Pigs? The pig readily agreed and took out a rose from the vase? Ross, sneak out.
Just arrived at the appointed place, Pig Bajie saw one wearing? The girl in a red skirt is coming towards him. Tell me about this woman, with long hair? Shawl, slim. A pair of phoenix eyes are affectionate, two? Liu Mei is very cute. It took the pig a long time to remember? .
"Ask the handsome boy to sing" Pig Bajie spoke. Hehe smiled and said to her.
"It's you, you are so handsome." That girl laughs, too? It is sweet to talk with a smile.
Pig Bajie has never heard of such praise from others? I'm a little embarrassed. "Hey hey, there, than what? Then the Tang Priest got cold. "
"Hey, how do you know I like yellow roses?" ? That girl is very active. She took Bajie's roses? Flowers, smelling under your nose, look charming.
"Hey, I have foresight." Pig eight quit again? Restored his former cleverness. "Come on, let's go in." Eight? Jay took the girl into the karaoke room and came to? I found a small private room inside.
"Give us a pot of chrysanthemum tea first, the best yo, how? Let's talk about it later. " Pig said to the waiter who followed him in? .
"yes." The waiter promised and turned and went out.
Pig eight quit at this time the in the mind has been irrepressible, a pull? Touch the thin and tender hands of the girl in the red skirt? Swallow saliva, "Ha ha, your little hand is really ...? "
Just in the middle of the words, Pig Bajie suddenly found something was wrong. By the way, why is this hand suddenly covered with yellow hair and he looks up? A look, "ah! ? "Suddenly collapsed on the sofa," the monkey? A, what happened to you ... "