A- fans (headphones, star magazine in hand)
Internet worm (phone book, computer)
C-dieters (bodybuilder's dress, Nanjing accent)
D- salesman (disguised as a man, holding a mobile phone, Shanghai accent)
E- nameless (backpack)
F- small cadres
[Opening-Scene 1] Dormitory
A (sitting by the bed, wearing headphones and humming pop songs)
B (get up and hurry. Run straight to the table. While talking to himself): "The netizen asked me to call her again. Where is the phone book? (Keep looking, the phone book can't be found, see A): "Hey, have you seen my phone book? "
A listened, took off the earphone in one ear and said slowly, "What do you see?"
B shouted, "My phone book!"
A: "How do I know what your phone book is like?" (Continue listening to music)
Look under the computer desk. Suddenly shouted excitedly): "Oh, I found you!" " (b) get up. Pick up the phone in a hurry and turn over the phone book.
A glanced at him, shook his head contemptuously, put on his headphones again, touched his face and looked down at the star magazine. B dialed the phone and was very excited. ): "hello? Tide? Why don't you surf the internet and call me these days? Have you forgotten me? By the way, I haven't eaten Pizza Hut for a long time. ..... What, it's too expensive? You are so stingy! Well, it's cheaper for you this time, so McDonald's. Half past twelve! Goodbye, goodbye! "
B hung up the phone and started surfing the internet, laughing from time to time. )
A looked up and took off an earphone: "What are you laughing at? No quality. "
B: "You don't understand, this is surfing the Internet. What can I do except hum a few songs that no one can hear clearly? Groans all day.
A: "moaning without illness?" Whether it's weird or not is a style "(singing and clearing his throat):" I don't, I don't, I can't think any more, I don't ... "
I don't care. Ok, now let's practice our Mandarin. You Jay Chou, oh, Jay Chou, what's the big deal. A: (Angry) You are not allowed to destroy Ajie's image in my heart. He is my heart, he is my liver,
B: He is three quarters of my life!
You know, what is this? I even wrote a poem for him! "This dream according to his best, and his line, is zero contact, but this dream has woke up! Hey ~ ~ ~
B: (making vomiting) What's the use of your love? Can you stay with him? Idiot talks in his sleep. That's lying to you girls. Practical, high-tech and modern like me-online dating. "
A: "Come on, stop it. I have no feeling about GG on the Internet. Only the real Jay can touch my heart. "
(b) Repeated vomiting.
[Scene 2] (C takes the newspaper and believes it) C: (One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight) Hey! Today, I summed up a simple question (A, B see C) and asked, "What is weight loss? Losing weight is love, the process is hunger strike, and the result is to catch handsome guys, hahahahahaha ... (C to B) C: Hey, you don't want to be beautiful, too.
B looked up: Am I not beautiful?
C: That would be even more beautiful! By the way, give me an online and see if there is a wonderful slimming plan.
Nice try? I'm chatting with Mei Chuan Necho!
C: Wow, no underwear!
No, no, that's the screen name. Plum blossoms, mountains, and inner "inner" pretending to be cool. What good is it if I show it to you?
C: I'll just watch it for a while, just for a while. I later set up a VIP card of the slimming center and gave it to you for free!
D.D.: Don't show it to me! Nong doesn't know, does he? You see, last time I said I wanted to buy fitness ointment, I borrowed it from 1000. It's not like you didn't know you were wearing ointment. A month later, it increased by 20 kilograms.
Oh, okay. I didn't persist at that time, but I will completely change myself this time. I'm going on a hunger strike again! I will lose weight, I will do plastic surgery, I will do beauty. I want to be Kim Hee Seon. Hum!
(C sits reading the newspaper, D talks on the cell phone)
D: Brother Zhang, it's not that I'm not coming. These two days have brought inconvenience to people. ............., no, no, you misunderstood. I have been playing truant at school for the past two days. When the gust of wind passes, I will come ... Zhang Dage, Zhang Dage, hello! Hey! Hello? Fuck it, I'm not afraid. Isn't there boss Li? (make a phone call)
A (stand up and write a poem, D go out to make a phone call, A circle slowly, B) There was a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say: Ajie, I love you. (Shandong dialect) If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is ... 100,000 years!
What's your mother's name? (Everyone is speechless, A sits underground)
D (in): it doesn't make sense? Boss Li and I have a good relationship. Why is he so angry with me?
B: Boss Li asked me to tell you not to call him. Call him once and scold him once.
D: what's the matter
B: He said that his wife almost lost her face after using the cosmetics you promoted last time.
D: Look how heartless this boss Li is. If you don't want cosmetics, don't! The breast cream he bought last time didn't work well! That is, one side is big and the other side is small. There are additional agents, that is, the middle football field and barbed wire on all sides. Forget it, I won't look for him. I also have (undressing and showing my business card) and Manager Wang.
B: Manager Wang said that he was not interested in your batch of XO perfume and told you not to contact him.
(E, D are startled, C message rings, clapping and shouting after reading) c: *! Look, what makes sense! I can't believe you broke up with me because you called me fat!
You are really a fat man. Look at your black face, where is the bad luck!
C: Look at what you are selling. That breast cream has freaks, not to mention that extra medicine! That XO perfume only attracts bees, not butterflies. That's hilarious.
Thank you. I thank Shannon! (whispering: thanks to the farmer). My products are imported from abroad, and He Li Xiu speaks for them. There has never been one in the domestic market, only our company has it. Do you want beauty? You want to be a star, please tell us about our OK products. On the first day, Dong Shi changed into a surname; The next day, Shen Dianxia changed into Brigitte Lin; On the third day, Zhao Benshan changed into He. If you buy early, you will benefit. If you buy now, you can get 50% discount. Suitable for all ages, men and women. Whether you are eight or eighty, as long as I have something for you. ...
(c makes a helpless gesture)
F: (I) Attention, Director, there will be a public welfare activity of the Youth League Committee this afternoon, and representatives of all dormitories will meet at the school gate at two o'clock this afternoon. (at the bottom, everyone is speechless. d)
Why are you looking at me? Don't look at me. It's no use looking at me. Although I am the housemaster, I am very busy. As you can see, I didn't get through a few calls just now. I must go there myself this afternoon, or I will lose a lot of money. I think it's small and quite idle. You can be the representative!
No, Jay will release a new album this afternoon. I want to snap up. I heard that the top 100 people may get his photo poster. You don't know, this poster grabbing is like shooting. The key is to watch the ball go in. When the goalkeeper pounces, the ball can be shot again. Grab this poster and I'll kill myself. You don't want anything to happen to me.
D: This little B, you'll get arthritis if you sit there surfing the Internet all the time. Let you go to the activity this afternoon!
No, I can’t . I've made an appointment and I'm leaving soon. Be a trustworthy person.
D: it seems that you are the only one left in the small C.
C: You see, I don't even eat to lose weight. To lose weight, we must stick to it. I must do aerobic exercise in the afternoon. And you don't want me to give up halfway. It's up to you (everyone looks at E)