2. God gave me the nature of eating food, but didn't give me the identity of a local tyrant or the figure of a model.
It is said that children are pearls left behind, and mothers are angels sent by God to protect children. And I am the top that God dropped, and my mother likes to pull the top.
In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.
5. I have a strong learning ability and always learn from powerful people. For example, I learn from others who are ugly and have no diploma, and I learn from others who are bald and bald.
6. I like listening to little apples very much recently. In the company, when I went to the bathroom to smoke, the music of the little apple suddenly sounded, and I couldn't help jumping up. After about 30 seconds, the weak one behind said, buddy, have you finished dancing? I can answer the phone after dancing. ...
7. I am different from others. I don't need money to solve anything that can be solved with money, because I have no money.
8. It doesn't matter if people all over the world think you are ugly. As long as you think you are beautiful enough, you are shameless.
9. The wife suddenly asked her husband, "Do you love me?" "Love, of course!" The husband answered without hesitation. The wife thought for a moment and asked, "Are you afraid of hurting me?" The husband quickly said, "No, no, I said I was afraid of hurting me."
10. In order to prevent my son from becoming a rich second generation, being criticized and treating others differently, I am poor.
1 1. If I can choose my life, I'd rather be simple. A teacup, a hut, an acre of fertile land, and 100 million deposits. Simple, good.
12. The old lady on the bus is afraid of missing the stop and asks at every stop. When the bus arrived at the first stop, she kept stabbing the driver with an umbrella: "Is this the convention center?" "No, it's a rib!"
13. Others don't know whether you are doing well or not, but as soon as you gain weight, everyone will know.
14. Girls just can't get used to it. The more you explain to her, the more energetic she becomes. You kneel on the spot and I'll see what she says.
15. At that time, the teacher said to us: Work hard, Tsinghua Peking University is waving to you. I learned later that it was really a wave, but it means that if you leave, you can stay in your cool place.
16. Every time someone says I'm ugly, I feel sad. I went blind at a young age.
17. Other people's property in their twenties is over 100 million, billions, billions, and my five million is still pixels!
18. I always felt a stomachache in recent days, so I went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor asked me, "Do you usually smoke?" I said, "Smoke." The doctor said, "Give me one quickly, I'm addicted to smoking."
19. Now, I lose a catty like life and gain a catty like play.
20. At the reunion, the best classmate said, I'll pay the bill this time! I objected on the spot: Why did you pay the bill this time? You will pay the bill every time in the future!
2 1. Take the bus and ask the driver why he chose to drive the bus. I thought the driver would say something about life, but the driver said, "I just like the feeling that other people's lives are in my hands."
22. Women chasing men, laminated yarn. Men chase women, every car, every room, every mother.
23. The boudoir quarreled with her boyfriend and gave me the fruit she bought for her boyfriend. I said, "Don't leave some for my boyfriend?" She said, "Give it to the beast, not to him!" "
24. I knew you wouldn't come with me if I reached out, so I tripped over you with my leg, and you really stood up and chased me. So I have to admit: since ancient times, we can't be merciful, and we always win people's hearts.