1. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

2. Ideal is like underwear, you should have it. But you can't prove that everyone has it!

I think my sister is also a charming girl. When I look back and smile, I am fascinated by thousands of boys!

4. Beauty of Spring Institute of Technology. I woke up relaxed and happy this morning and couldn't sleep at night. I'll check online.

My hobbies can be divided into two types: static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, dynamic means turning over.

6. Men can't get used to it. The more they get used to it, the more assholes they are, and the more they get used to it, the more balls they have.

7. Li Yugang, you'd better be a woman in your life, because your woman is too obvious.

When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

9. I am in front of you, I am afraid to open my eyes and meet you. I'm afraid to open my eyes and see you.

10. I never bully the weak ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before bullying him …

1 1. You said you crossed more bridges than I did-I said it was because I was too lazy to move.

12. Do you know what you are? You are like my period. I'm tired of seeing you, but I don't want to see you.

13. Where you fall, you get up and fall in another position.

14. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

15. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of death.

16. If you can't find a lantern, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?

17. No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

18. Why do good horses stop eating grass? Because it shits in the back.

19. Don't always like to say "dizzy" in front of me. I can't do anything except artificial respiration.

20. It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like also does.

2 1. Since ancient times, whoever has no shit can shit without paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

I need a fat body to support my dirty soul.

23. Feel dizzy and rub your eyes hard. I was so playful last night that I didn't know how much.

Super talent is the person who should find a wife the most. If he had a wife, he wouldn't cover himself with sheets and wear underwear outside.

25. It's time to get up with perseverance and take a bath with courage.

26. Go after it if you like, regardless of whether others have boyfriends or not. This team has a goalkeeper. Isn't the ball still scoring?

27. I have a friend who claims to be good at English. I asked her how to spell dog. She replied: God, so I shouted to the sky, God, she called you a dog, take her away quickly.

28. We all sleep in class, jump after class and die in exams.

29. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

Mood phrase: We can be disappointed, but we can't be blind.

As the saying goes: if you laugh, the whole world laughs with you; You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

The world is a big stage, the company is a small stage, the family is the backstage, life is a series, and we are the protagonists.

Love is not charity, you can't give it casually. Feelings have no formula, no principle and no reason to follow. But people are still insisting and pursuing until they die.

Put all the mistakes and faults on the young people at that time, and leave all the encounters and encounters to the right time.

It's easy to forgive someone, but it's not so easy to rebuild trust. It takes many years to warm a heart, but only a moment to cool it.

If a person can't forgive others from the heart, he will never feel at ease.

Beautiful women are pleasing to the eye, and mature women are pleasing to the eye.

If you ever sang the praises of the dawn, please ask embrace the darkness.

The so-called backbone gas, gas is determined by bones. Having hard bones, noble; The bones are soft and decadent; People without bones have no air.

Death is not the loss of life, but walking out of time.

There is no one in the world who will never be slandered, and there is no one who will always be praised. People will criticize you if you talk too much. People will criticize you if you speak a little. When you are silent, others will criticize you. In this world, there is no one who is not criticized.

Learn to protect yourself, because no one will always spoil you.

We gave our hearts to Kaixin.com, but we can't get them back. When others give it to others, love will circulate in the world.

You never know how much you like a person unless you see him with someone else.

You never know how much you like a person unless you see him with someone else.

The first youth is given by God; The second youth depends on your own efforts.

Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.

What you have now will become someone else with your death, so why not give it to someone who really needs it now?

You can't blame others for standing up straight and looking down at you when you are crawling on the ground.

Although the axe is small, it can cut down hard trees with a few more strokes.

You can't be friends after breaking up because you have hurt each other; You can't be enemies, because you love each other deeply, so you should be the most familiar strangers.

The best way to get what you want is to make yourself worthy of it.

When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can cheat you.

People who are full of their own opinions and ideas will never hear other people's voices.

There is no road to life in vain, and there is no hurdle to cross. Good experience, bad experience, that's all.

Being hated is painless, but people who hate others will eventually be black and blue, so from now on, never hate others.

Above people, treat people as people; Under people, treat yourself as a person.

Only people who have also experienced endless darkness are qualified to say, I know you.

Be good to yourself, life is not long; Be kind to others and you may not meet them in your next life.

People are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and solve their complex.

There is right and wrong every day. If you don't listen to nature, there will be right and wrong every day. If you don't listen, there will still be right and wrong every day. What do you do?

To admit your greatness is to admit your ignorance.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

Hope: people you like don't get involved; More hope: people I don't like fuck off.

Not too blx. Don't let others feel that they have done something wrong just because they didn't reply to a message. Don't be told they hate themselves. Blx, if you think too much, everything will be fine. Why are you so tired? Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

Promises are often said to be hard to do.

You should know self-pity, because you live for yourself.

Life is like a stage. If you just talk about one thing, you can't move people's hearts.

The way to find happiness in life is to know that you are given life to enjoy it.

It's better to be yourself than to live in other people's lives.

We can be disappointed, but not blind.

Mood phrase: We can be ordinary, but we can't live without dreams.

No matter how far the road is, there will be an end; No matter how deep the injury is, it will heal. We are all passers-by in our own lives, always shouldering the hope for the future and experiencing every painful and happy time. Because the heart is far away, even if the road is far away, we are trudging in perseverance; Because of yearning, why not be afraid of many difficulties and obstacles, we are strong in struggle. We can be ordinary, but we can't live without dreams. For it, we don't shrink back, don't give up, and don't hesitate on the edge of fate.

We can be ordinary, but we can't live without dreams. Life is a grand event, and every experience is destined to be precious. We wash away the bitterness of life with tears, and some things will come sooner or later. When you understand the meaning of human life, life is too late. And many people are still doing it, ridiculous people, adding many reasons for this.

The process of patience is painful, but the result is sweet. Whether it is adversity, internal worries or foreign invasion, we must bear it. Patience is a kind of survival wisdom and a clear-headed and clear-headed philosophy of life. Patience is not weakness, not escape, but a spiritual transcendence. Loss can nourish morality, and patience can nourish the soul. Don't care when you lose, don't compare, get through it and get things done.

There are no assumptions in life, and the present is everything. Put it down if you can't move your back; If you can't afford to get hurt, look down; Think impassability, don't want to; I hate it, but it has healed. Life is a process of self-cultivation. Why use this uneven heart to humiliate yourself and hurt the years? In life, you may wish to develop "can have, very good; No, it doesn't matter. Habit can turn pain into happiness. Living is a kind of practice.

I know my emotions best. There is a kind of happiness called joy; There is a kind of letting go called Ran Hui; There is a kind of happiness called indifference; There is a sense of frustration called calm; There is a kind of getting along with each other called calm; There is a bitter call for necessity; There is a kind of vicissitudes called enlightenment; There is a reason called of course.

Beauty is a vassal of wisdom. I said to myself, I want to live truly. Life is a kind of practice. If you cultivate a heart, everything will be perfect. If your heart is clean, your situation will be beautiful, your heart will be happy and your life will be happy.

When people leave, my dreams drift away, alienating my love intentionally or unintentionally. Love without vows is so short and pale, and the beautiful moment is gone forever. Poetic yearning has therefore become a permanent blank. Weaving its pen is too hasty, and there will be no heat and agitation during the day after the hasty ink.

Be a down-to-earth person and do things. Life is always full of irony and puzzling. Always hurt your heart before you understand what happiness is; Always make noise before you know that peace is rare; It is always necessary for some people to be gone, only to find out how precious TA is around them.

Is that person, don't say he also understand; Not that guy. It's no use talking. It's that person, it doesn't matter if you don't explain; Not that person, the explanation is redundant. It's the man who won't leave without him; If it weren't for that man, you couldn't stay. It is that person, you will meet naturally before waiting; If it weren't for that man, he would get lost in the same place.

Live every day in a down-to-earth manner. The simplest things are the most difficult.

When you choose that moment, don't doubt, don't hesitate, the decision is just a road you have to take. Life is like a journey, and you will inevitably encounter thorns and bumps, but when you reach the end, you will find that the bumps on the way are just a landscape in your journey.

Qq talks about mood phrases: We can be disappointed, but not blindly.

First, don't touch my head. I will think that I am the most special in your heart.

Second, I won everyone, but I lost you.

I don't like talking, but I talk the most every day. I don't like to laugh, but I always laugh. People around me say that my life is so happy, so I think I am really happy. But why did I suddenly become silent among a large group of friends? Why do I feel sad when I see a similar figure in the crowd? I forgot to talk when I watched the trees fall leaves madly in autumn, and I forgot the original direction when I watched the warm yellow light on the road as it was getting late.

Fourth, there is an abyss lurking in her heart, and she can't make a sound if she drops a boulder.

5. It is not necessarily evil to face good. May be cruel, too. It's not just the secular facing the ideal. Or maybe it's childish.

Six, slowly, grow up, but feel silent, know more, but not happy.

Seven, time can make once covered with a layer of dust, but it won't make those vivid memories fade. Life is only a few decades, and no one can tell whether the next second is the last, and no one knows who will suddenly miss the next second. And the past has passed, even if you have been running hard, you can't catch up with what you lost. Only now, what you hold in your hand is the most real and truly your own.

Eight, fortunately, love is not everything, fortunately, everything is not love.

Nine, always need some warmth. Even a little self-righteous commemoration.

In order to wait for you, I missed the person waiting for me.

When the meteor falls, life begins to cry. Injured people like to hide in dark corners and make their bodies desolate, as if people all over the world are talking about love. At this moment, I prefer loneliness.

12. Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny. Everything is like a misplaced painting. Everything in the past can't go back to the past, so it slowly extends out bit by bit. Maybe we should really forget what interleaving is.

Thirteen, one person's indifference plus another person's difficulties, one person's loyalty plus another person's deception, one person's pay plus another person's plunder, one person's conviction plus another person's perfunctory. Love is one person plus another, but one plus one does not equal two, just as you add me, it does not equal us. This feeling is called sex. If you forget the past, I would rather close my eyes first.

Fourteen, it turns out that I am just a gorgeous puppet, performing all the prosperity in the world, only to find that countless gold and silver threads touch me behind me, even if I raise my hand.

15, elder brother, how can you leave me, how can you leave me? ...