About tomorrow, we will know tomorrow.
By the time you finish eating, you will have eaten in the evening.
The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.
After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.
6. Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk every day.
7. If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.
8. Who would have thought his height 180cm when he stood up?
9. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Everyone calls me because I always speak coldly. Please pay attention when I speak.
10. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.
1 1. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.
12. This potato looks like a potato.
13. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.
14. Cold knowledge: Every second you breathe, your life is reduced by one minute.
15. I don't know if you have noticed that winter is really much colder than summer.
16. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.
17. There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube and the other is jujube.
18. You wasted as much time as you read these words.
19. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.
20. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.
Long sentences of nonsense literary quotations 2 2 1. Every day is the same as usual.
We will know what will happen tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
23. The results of the hospital examination came out, and the doctor said that I would grow one year old every year.
24. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.
26. Listening to your fart is just like listening.
27. You look like you are eating.
28. I find that girls who are good-looking are very beautiful.
29. why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?
As we all know, the audience must be familiar with it.
3 1. When people can't stretch out, they often can't stretch out.
32. Spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan and green in Jiang Nanan.
33. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.
34. If he wants to go to prison for ten years, he can't get out for ten years.
35. Besides your shortcomings, you have advantages.
I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.
37. It's pretty, but it's a little ugly, but it's also pretty, but it's a pity that it's ugly in my opinion, but it's just so beautiful that it doesn't reflect the feeling of ugliness, so it's a little ugly as a whole. The fly in the ointment is a little ugly, but it doesn't affect its appeal.
38. Young people, don't be too young.
39. If I am a rich man, I must be very rich.
The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.
Absurd nonsense short sentence literature (an episode of 60 sentences)
Ridiculous nonsense short sentences 1 1. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I know what you mean.
When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.
If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.
4. Everything delicious is especially delicious.
I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.
6. It was alive before it died.
7. Every time I have a birthday, my age increases by one year.
8. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.
As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How much does it weigh? As heavy as Mount Tai.
10. Aside from the content, I quite agree.
1 1. This matter is quite big, and the whole world is crazy. It's really big, but it's not particularly big. If it is small, it is not particularly small. I think it's still quite big, not particularly big, but not small. Everyone thinks it's particularly big. I don't think it's that big, but when you say it's small, it's not small.
12. Look, the man in front, he seems to be alone.
13. If this sentence is useful at all, it is useless at all.
14. What is better than studying for ten years? I studied for eleven years.
15. When you see this article, you must be reading it.
16. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.
17. Why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?
18. I don't know if you have noticed that winter is really much colder than summer.
19. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who don't.
20. We will know tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.
Literature 2 2 1. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.
22. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.
23. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, which are only two.
24. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.
25. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.
26. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.
27. Young man, you are really good, so young at a young age.
28. It's a good job, a little bad, but it's also good. It's a pity that it's worse for me, but it's too good to reflect the bad feeling, so it's relatively bad, but the whole thing is good, but the disadvantage is that it's a little bad.
Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.
After careful observation, I found that the day I was born turned out to be my birthday.
3 1. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.
You look ill, as if you haven't recovered.
33. The video is quite short, but a little long.
34. It is found that girls who are good-looking are all beautiful.
35. Playing in the game for 30 seconds is equivalent to spending half a minute in reality.
36. congratulations I congratulate you!
37. Besides your shortcomings, you have advantages.
38. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute passes.
39. As soon as my front foot left, my back foot followed.
40. If you fall from the floor of 100, there should be an accident without an accident.
Ridiculous nonsense, short sentences, literature, chapter 3, 4 1. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves are pushed by the back waves.
42. In fact, when it is not annoying, it can still be pleasing.
43. I'll just say a few words about this, as long as you understand. In short, this is the situation now. As for the details, everyone can see and have to say a few words. Maybe you don't understand it, but that's what it means. You don't have to guess if you don't know. This kind of thing is more common. I just want to say that I know everything. If I don't know, I won't explain much. After all, it's good to know.
44. The law of stocks has been found, either rising or falling.
45. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.
46. Nonsense is not too nonsense, but a little nonsense.
47. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
48. One minute on stage, 60 seconds off stage.
49. Listening to your fart is just like listening.
50. In the spring of the fourth year of Qing Dynasty, Teng stayed in Baling County, and the following year, he celebrated for five years.
According to statistics, all those born out of wedlock are women.
52. Your Chinese teacher teaches you Chinese.
53. Listen to you and study for ten years.
You wasted as much time as you read these words.
55. We will know tomorrow.
56. As we all know, the audience must be familiar with it.
57. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.
58. If I guess right, I must guess right.
59. This tomato smells like a tomato.
60. If you are my sister, we are sisters.
Advanced nonsense literature loved by young people (40 sentences in one episode)
Advanced nonsense literature that young people like to talk about this year (I) 1. You look really good, especially your eyes. One * * * does not exceed two.
Running ten kilometers in the morning is equal to running ten kilometers.
You must be very thin if you lose weight.
As far as I know, I know nothing about it.
5. People will die when they die.
6. What you say is irrelevant, not at all.
7. If I have nothing to say, then I may really have nothing to say.
8. If I guess right, I must guess right.
9. A truth: The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.
10. It's not just nonsense. This is sheer nonsense.
1 1. Congratulations!
12. The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave is pushed by the back wave.
13. Jiang Nanan and Chunfeng are green, and Jiang Nanan and Chunfeng are green.
14. If you are not ugly, you should look beautiful.
15. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.
16. Pro-test high-efficiency sunscreen tips-avoid the sun.
17. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.
18. As we all know, swallows are very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.
19. I pretend to work for my boss, and my boss pretends to pay me.
Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.
According to statistics, all unmarried pregnant women in the world, a girl of 16 years old was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one lived to be 25 years old after 00. ......
22. I am very angry when I am extremely angry.
23. The stone is hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.
24. No one who is awake now should fall asleep.
25. If he wants to go to prison for ten years, he can't get out for ten years.
26. There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube, and the other is jujube.
27. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.
28. Sharpen a sword in ten years and a sword in five years.
29. As we all know, cicadas have very thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.
You look sick, as if you haven't recovered.
3 1. Look, the man in front, he seems to be alone.
32. Don't eat on an empty stomach, or you will be full.
33. Every day is the same as usual.
This is my father, and I am his son.
35. If I am a rich man, I must be very rich.
36. It should be alive before it dies.
37. In the spring of the fourth year of Qing Dynasty, Teng stayed in Baling County, and the following year, he celebrated for five years.
38. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.
39. We will know tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.
40. Minors are all under the age of 18.
Nonsense. Literary quotations are funny.
Nonsense, literary quotations, funny articles-1. You're alive but not dead.
When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.
I don't know what to say every time.
We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
5. People will die when they die.
6. When people can't stretch out, they often can't stretch out.
7. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.
There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube, the other is jujube.
9. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.
10. Pro-test effective sunscreen tips-avoid the sun.
1 1. He will go to prison for ten years, and he can't get out in ten years.
12. Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.
13. I will make a long story short, but it's a long story.
14. If you are my sister, we are sisters.
15. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.
16. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.
17. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.
18. People who have no partners should still be single.
19. We will know what will happen tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
20. There is an old saying in China, which is well said.
Nonsense, literary quotations are funny. Part II 2 1. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.
22. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
23. I'm fine when I'm not cooking.
24. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.
25. unsuccessful! That's a failure!
26. Besides your shortcomings, you have advantages.
27. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.
28. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
29. A little progress won't mean no progress at all.
After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.
3 1. When you hear this, you will hear this.
32. I haven't seen you for seven days, such as every other week.
33. People who are really good-looking are beautiful.
34. People who stayed up so late should not have slept yet.
The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.
The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
37. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.
Do you know why you hate tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.
39. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?
40. People can't stretch when they can't.
Nonsense, literary quotations, funny articles 3 4 1. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.
42. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes after 10 days.
I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.
44. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.
45. If you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.
46. Listening to your fart is just like listening.
47. Is the deceased injured?
48. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.
49. As we all know, cicadas have very thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.
50. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.
5 1. You can do it! Unless you can't
52. Before it dies, it should be alive.
53. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.
54. One minute on stage means 60 seconds on stage.
55. My family lost two cows, one is white and the other is white.
Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.
As an experienced person, I have come.
58. Every day is the same as usual.
59. If you look white, you won't be black.
60. If you lose weight, you must be very thin.
Quotations from modern nonsense literature
Quotations from modern nonsense literature 1. I will fry three dishes, a tomato, a tomato and a tomato.
As soon as my front foot left, my back foot followed.
3. unsuccessful! That's a failure!
4. Well, it depends on the specific situation.
5. You put it with me.
6. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.
7. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves are pushed by the back waves.
8. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.
9. Every time I have a birthday, my age increases by one year.
10. Ten years of life and death, five years of life and death.
1 1. If you are a little useful, you are not useless at all.
12. If what you say is right, it should be right.
13. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.
14. Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.
15. Jump from 18. If there is no accident, there will be accidents.
16. I will make a long story short, but it's a long story.
17. You are so beautiful. Those eyes are neither more nor less, only two.
18. Not seen for seven days, such as every other week.
19. I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.
20. You are also a smart person. You know what I know.
Quotations from Modern Wulitou Literature II 2 1. If you jump from the tenth floor and nothing happens, then something should happen to you.
22. why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?
23. If a person is killed, he will die.
24. The last time I saw such a speechless word was the last time.
25. Neighbors in the same community, their children started to attend the sixth grade class in the sixth grade. My child is in the third grade and is still in the third grade.
26. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, Uncle?
27. A little progress won't mean no progress at all.
28. I found the law of stocks! It is either up or down.
29. When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.
We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
3 1. If I have nothing to say, then I may really have nothing to say.
32. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I know what you mean.
34. If I guess right, I must guess right.
Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.
36. Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you won't be able to sleep.
37. People who have no partners should still be single.
38. I have never had a boyfriend about being single.
39. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.
40. The last time you say this sentence is the last time.
Quotations of Modern Wulitou Literature Part III 4 1. I have a good job, but it's a bit poor.
42. You will find that what is said in nonsense literature is nonsense.
43. There is an old saying in China, which is well said.
44. I am calm except when I am not.
45. The results of the hospital examination came out, and the doctor said that I would grow one year old every year.
46. If you have to get up so late every time, you will get up very late.
47. You can't eat on an empty stomach, or you will be full.
48. For a threesome, there must be three.
49. Young man, you are really good, so young at a young age.
If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.
5 1. If my head is not bald, I still have a lot of hair.
52. Why didn't you reply to my message? Because I didn't send you a message?
53. I am extremely angry!
54. If the cell phone is dead, you can't make a phone call.
55. I woke up and found that I woke up.
56. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.
57. You can do it! Unless you can't
58. There is such a bright light at the foot of my bed. It may be moonlight.
59. The job is good, but it's a little bad, but it's also good. It's a pity that it's worse for me, but it's too good to reflect the bad feeling, so it's relatively bad, but the whole thing is good, but the disadvantage is that it's a little bad.
60. Good-looking girls are all beautiful.
A little literary nonsense, extract literary quotations (60 sentences)
A little literary nonsense-1. Advise everyone not to buy iPhone 13, which can save thousands of dollars and then use the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13, which is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.
2. You can do it! Unless you can't
According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.
Everyone knows you are beautiful, and everyone knows you are not ugly.
If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.
6. I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.
7. There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube and the other is jujube.
8. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.
9. If he wants to go to prison for ten years, he can't get out for ten years.
10. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?
1 1. Do you know that every 60 seconds you breathe, one minute passes?
12. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg than those who don't.
13. If you are willing to spend some time to get to know me, you will find that you spend a little more time.
14. 1 I am extremely angry!
15. How can I put it? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Just right, no more, no less, and the best part is that the hair just grows on the head.
16. If I am not mistaken, I must be right.
17. You are a smart man, I know what you mean.
18. Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.
19. Unsuccessful! That's a failure!
Do you know people sleep with their eyes closed?
A little literary nonsense, literary quotations 2 2 1. When a person dies, he can never live again.
22. This young man is very handsome, with a nose and two eyes.
23. Remembering means remembering, but I just can't remember.
If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.
25. If the cell phone is dead, you can't make a phone call.
26. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.
27. If you have no date, you should still be single.
28. When you say that, you really said it.
29. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.
30. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
This tomato tastes like tomato.
32. If you fall from one hundred stories, something should happen.
33. If you hit your left face, you will find that your right face doesn't hurt.
34. The whole work is good, but a little bad.
35. If you are useful, you will not be useless at all.
36. Not found before. You find it, you find it.
When I first went to America, I was shocked. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.
38. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.
39. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.
40. I haven't seen you for seven days, such as every other week.
A little literary nonsense. Literary quotations 3 4 1. We all know that cicadas have thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as a cicada's wing
42. I didn't do anything today, but I still worked hard.
43. What is better than studying for ten years? I studied for eleven years.
44. Those who can say such things will certainly be able to say such things.
45. People who have no partners should still be single.
46. I haven't seen you for seven days, such as every other week.
47.24 hours of cold knowledge, one day passed.
48. Shocked, a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.
49. Every minute you breathe, you lose a minute of your life.
50. I was shocked when I first went to country X. I have never seen so many X people in any country.
5 1. If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.
52. I'll just say a few words about this, as long as you understand. To sum up, this is the situation now. Specifically, everyone saw it and had to say a few words. Maybe you don't quite understand what it means, but you don't have to guess if you don't know. This kind of thing is more common. I just want to say that I know everything. If I don't know, I won't explain much. After all, it's good to know.
53. What is said here is the same as what is said.
54. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
If you are willing to spend more time reading, you will find that you spend a little more time.
You look sick, as if you haven't recovered.
57. If you say so, you can't say so.
I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in a country.
59. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.
60. The law of stocks has been found, either rising or falling.