No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day! 2. Does your ear itch? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? That means ... stop joking. You have lice. Take a bath. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. A warm letter, a sweet and greasy bag, a bag of happiness and good luck, a bucket of healthy dragon and horse spirit, a box of apple safes, a basket of coke happiness, plus my full blessing, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day when you receive the message of "eating food"!

4.Yule Channel today specially reminds us to beware of five kinds of people: those who have nothing to invite you to dinner, those who enthusiastically urge you to work overtime, those who say that the leader asks you to have a meeting, and those who always giggle at the mobile phone. What about you? Are you still smiling? Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Others have a big bouquet of roses, but I am ashamed. I only have a cactus, so I hold it and summon up courage to say three words to you: "Sit on it!" "Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Your hobby has been touched, and your feelings are so exciting. For a permanent memorial, I prepared your feelings for me. You will definitely eat a catty after seeing it, so affectionate ~ Happy April Fool's Day!

7. A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. April Fool's IQ test: If you think you are smart, please press; Feel handsome, please press it; Feel charming, please press the button. Test results: press when I tell you, idiot! Happy holidays!

9. Believe it or not, April Fool's Day is there, neither too early nor too late; You said, or didn't, that stupid man is there, not far away; You laugh, or you don't laugh, the information is here, neither long nor short. Fool others, or be fooled by others Happy April Fool's Day!

10 Baby, you are the sun in my heart, the moon in front of me, the fragrance of flowers under my nose, the breeze in my ear, the clouds above my head and the clear spring behind me. Unfortunately, I accidentally stepped on you-Xiao Qiang the grasshopper!

1 1, all eyes are on you and all hearts are on you. A true love is so sweet on this day. I miss you and all of you. I only fell in love with you on April Fool's Day. April Fool's Day, I don't lie about your love.

12, tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

13, my family name is I love you, my name is I know you, my scientific name is I love you, my nickname is I miss you, my book name is I dream of you, my pen name is I love you, and my nickname is Zhui you! Hey hey, look at your beauty. Actually, my real name is Doby!

14, when you read this message, you already owe me a hug; Delete this message and owe me a kiss; Saving this information owes me an appointment; If you reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you are mine; Please select.

Greetings on April Fool's Day morning

1, in the vast sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please try your best to hit your head against the wall. Look, the countless stars in front of you are my blessings. April Fool's Day, good morning! When you are in a bad mood, you can say to yourself in the mirror, "I am beautiful, I am really beautiful" so that you will feel better! But don't do this kind of thing often, because lying often is not good. April Fool's Day, good morning!

I saw you that day, in the supermarket! You quietly put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters 8 yuan. Do you think the machine is broken? Looking from the face, the screen shows 5 yuan, pig head! Good morning!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day! Good morning.

5, idealism said: "I said you are a pig, you are a pig. Materialism says, "Because you are a pig, I say you are a pig. "In a word, you are a pig. April Fool's Day, good morning!

6. I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has risen; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day. Good morning.

7. Be happy on April Fool's Day. The reason for cheating is justified. It is normal for a master to be fooled by a fool. There are many tricks, and fools are laughed at by fools. Intelligence quotient is high or low, stupidity is the same. Happy April Fool's Day! Good morning everyone.

8. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you through hard work, damn it! Only to find that our wings are on the same side. Good morning and happy April Fool's Day.

9. April Fool's Day has arrived, and the streets are full of laughter. Fools have many tricks, but there is nothing they can do. When a fool wakes up, he is both happy and angry. The fool's plan succeeded, and he sincerely apologized when he was excited. Without guessing each other's feelings, every point is happy. Happy April Fool's Day! Good morning.

10. According to the survey statistics, in 20021year, a group of new human beings appeared, and there were four big fools: those who hanged themselves in love failure, those who took medicine without illness or disaster, those whose contracts were invalid, and those who looked at their mobile phones and giggled! Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, I was born to be useful, but I can't understand it! One day, Wang Di woke up from a dream. Get up at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, and he will understand after eating the cake (it will be a surprise to try to read the third word of each sentence). Good morning and happy April Fool's Day.

12, freeze! Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, perverts stand in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your mobile phone! April Fool's Day, good morning!

13. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows Chunqing. April Fool's Day, good morning!

14, April 1 day, April fool's day, let's test your IQ. Someone came to cheat early in the morning, and relatives could not guard against it. You lied to me. I lied to you. Not for fame and fortune. Just to win your smile, I am very happy. Happy April Fool's Day! Good morning everyone.

Morning greetings on April Fool's Day

1, this short message is very good, and it will be very lucky to receive it. The forwarded youth is not old, and the banknotes sent in groups follow. The content is: April Fool's Day should be civilized, and it is fun to tell good jokes! Send it in groups! 2, today's April Fool's Day, specially booked for fools, learning to bark like a puppy, I am in a great mood; Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will continue; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.

3. Weather forecast of this city: It will cool down tonight, and the southwest wind will be five to six, which will blow money. The meteorological department reminds the public to keep warm when traveling at night and beware of catching a cold. Happy April Fool's Day!

Everyone says that you are beautiful, that you are peerless, that you have red lips and white teeth, that you love your green beauty, that you are fragrant, and that you are charming and gorgeous. Stop looking, silly friend. I'm not talking about your beauty, I'm praising roses.

5. Note: You have sent yellow content SMS for many times in a row, and this bureau officially warns you! If you find it again, you will stop using it immediately and post the reimbursement number! Mobile supervision and investigation

6. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: aquiline nose, toad mouth, round-legged mouse eyes, nose and mouth, dripping-drooling. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. On April Fool's Day, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool and a fool is a fool. Are you happy? Happy April Fool's Day!

We have been friends for so many years, and I am proud to make friends with you. I must repay your kindness. I just think you look a little shabby. Help your whole face!

9. April Fool's Day is here. I wish all fools in the world are smarter than fools, fools are more stupid, fools are happy, and fools deserve it. Happy April Fool's Day to fools.

10, everyone is afraid of you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, mice hide two miles away when they see you, and all animals worship you as king, but they just whisper in their hearts: When did our tiger king lose weight and become the size of his pocket now!

1 1, life is not for money, eat, drink and be merry; Life is dull and mediocre, adjust your mentality; Festival regardless of nature, know how to be happy; Fools amuse themselves, which is a rare confusion in the world; Being stupid by others ensures everyone's tolerance; If you unfortunately step on all the shit on the road, let all the good luck this year revolve around you! Another angle is happiness. Happy April Fool's Day!

12, don't bother me when you are upset; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.

13, when you were born, there was a whirlpool in your head. You couldn't see it with your black fingers. Two pieces of vegetable leaves covered your face, and the rivers and lakes flew over the walls, making chickens fly and dogs bark and the beauty dumbfounded. I think I am the leader of the Beggars' Sect, but I actually live in a mental hospital. If you don't accept this statement, see you on April Fool's Day!

14, when you were in love with youth, you said you loved my scarred face; In my twilight years, when you supported me, you said that you were born without me. When life and death leave, I finally know your true wish. Dear, happy April Fool's Day!

15, the first kiss gave cigarettes, romance gave wine, confusion gave eyes, rhythm gave music, first night gave dreams, body gave lovers, derailed gave trains, madness gave brains, and was the most awake. Bless you: Happy April Fool's Day!