1 New version of Journey to the West 2009-05-02 13:06 It is said that Tang Priest went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures again. On the way, the Tang Priest asked his disciples, "What is the fastest way to go to the Western Heaven?"

Wukong said, "Plane."

The pig said, "Rocket."

Friar Sand pulled out his gun and said, "I heard that this thing can make people go to heaven immediately."

Bajie became a handsome boy after plastic surgery in Korea. On this day, Bajie went to the ballroom to find beautiful women to play with. Bajie asked the beauty, "Do you know how ugly I used to be? I am Pig Bajie. "

The beauty was frightened after hearing this: "Second brother, I am Lao Sha."

The Tang Priest decided to cast a spell on Bajie, Friar Sand and Baimalong. When Bai was put on, Bai called, "Master, you can put on four more iron rings. I'm BMW. Don't make me an Audi. "

When Friar Sand was taking a math test, the invigilator stared at the beads around his neck for a long time and sneered, "Hey, did you disguise the abacus like this?" Don't cheat, take it off!

The Tang priest flicked the gecko's tail and asked, "What's your mother's name?" Unexpectedly, the gecko threw off its tail and ran away. The Tang Priest looked at the gecko's tail and said, "Wukong must have changed. I told you not to leave anything behind. You see, before I finished, you left the stick again! " "

The little snail is noisy and wants to travel around the world like Wukong. The Tang Priest was very unhappy and took it to the globe. He said helplessly, "Little benefactor, you can realize your dream here."

Pig rubbed his nose and complained to the Tang Priest, "Master, get Monkey a pair of glasses quickly! Yesterday he watched TV and plugged the power plug into my nostril ... "

After the Tang priest drove Wukong away, he met the monster again, so he had to recite a spell and call Wukong back for help. Soon a voice came from the air: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service, please redial later."

After 998 1 difficulties, the Tang Priest and his disciples gained the true scriptures and came to Buddha like Buddha. When the Tathagata saw their success in learning the scriptures, he said to them, "It's hard to see your true scriptures all the way. I will reward you with four pills of life and send you to the future to have a look. Have fun! ! "Before the Tang Priest could speak, the Tathagata raised a magic weapon and sent Tang Priest and his disciples to the future city.

Tang Yan and his disciples came to Beijing, a city in China, in 2008. "Ah! How beautiful this place is! Look how well those people are dressed! Alas! Master, you see how behind the trend we are. Are we going to buy clothes like that? How is the master? " "I also saw it. We are all dressed in ancient styles. Well, all right. " Tang Yan said. "That's great! My grandson will be blind and see where the clothing store is. "

So Su Wukong flew into the air, covered his eyes with his hand, looked left and right, and saw the words "so-and-so clothing store" written on a door.

Tang priest and his disciples went to the clothing store, and many things happened on the way.

Just as he was about to cross the road, Friar Sand said, "What a monster! It runs faster than master Bai. These people are not afraid in there. They also have four round eyes and have been smoking. Oh, brother, that's terrible. " People looked at them strangely as they drifted across the road with the clouds. Tang Priest wondered: What's so strange about this? When the Monkey King passed a factory, he saw black smoke billowing from the chimney. He thought it was evil, so he said to his younger brother, "You wait here. There is evil ahead. I'll come as soon as I see it." The Monkey King said, and jumped into the air. He saw black smoke coming out of a long pipe. When he saw it, he swung a stick and smashed it. The chimney was smashed to pieces. Still not at ease, he looked at it with sharp eyes. He lost his evil soul and began to smoke. He said, "What strange thing is this? Is it a strange monster? " Go back to your master.

In the clothing store, the Tang priest said to the clerk, "Give us some beautiful clothes and pants." "ok." The clerk said. The shop assistant looked at their figures, and took the biggest set for Pig Bajie, a small set for Wukong, a medium set for Tang Priest and a medium set for Friar Sand. As soon as they put it on, only Pig Bajie didn't fit. The clerk brought him another set. This dress of Pig Bajie suits me very well this time. The manager said, "A * * * eight hundred dollars." "What is yuan money? Can the boss pay in silver? " Pig Bajie said. "Look at it." The boss looked at it and it turned out to be gold. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to get 30."

After buying clothes, the four Tang priests said in unison, "The future is really strange. It seems that we need to find someone here to be our tour guide.

3 The New Story grows with us. Our teacher taught us this composition skill when we were young. From then on, the characters and fates of historical figures and novel figures are in our hands. We deeply love this technique, because with imagination, we can say what we want to say through the mouth of celebrities, shape the characters in our minds and create an ideal atmosphere between the lines. We enjoy it and are complacent about our creativity.

With the increase of age, the attraction of new stories gradually weakens. The pressure of study and work makes us careless about those unimportant imaginations. It was not until the movie A Chinese Odyssey appeared that our long-sleeping nerves were awakened. Compared with writing a composition when I was a child, these two films really made us realize the great charm of the new story. Absurd plot, unrecognizable characters and nonsense expressions make us laugh and be fascinated. I remember the first time I saw these two films, I completely forgot Wu Cheng'en's Journey to the West and was intoxicated in the world of new stories.

With the sensation of the movie A Chinese Odyssey, the classic lines and scenes in it are deeply rooted in the hearts of young people. Everyone will imitate it as long as there is an opportunity. Classmates' dinners, colleagues' parties, friends' parties, and the classic scenes of the movie "A Chinese Odyssey" will be presented with different faces: performed in dialects, performed with new props, performed with roles, and performed with different scenes ... In any case, they will eventually win full applause. Whenever I hear my friends explain their performances or see their faces flushed, I think: Why is the new story so attractive?

For a long time, I never stopped looking for the answer to this question. Judging from the popularity of the film A Chinese Odyssey and the popularity of the classic lines in it, it is very successful. In contrast, there is no scene or sentence in Wu Cheng'en The Journey to the West that is more popular than the scene of "There was a sincere feeling in front of me" in the movie A Chinese Odyssey. No character image can match the familiarity and status of Supreme Treasure in the eyes of young people. Why? I think this is because the film A Chinese Odyssey caters to the aesthetic taste of young people. The aesthetic taste of young people is a very complicated problem. Simply put, it is closely related to the background of the times and the growing environment of young people. In other words, young people need a new story! Then, if this development continues, how much living space does the original work have in the eyes of young people?

With this question, I began a long journey to find the answer. I have seen countless movies and books, but I haven't driven away my doubts. Not long ago, when I saw Journey to the West 1 in the bookstore, I was suddenly enlightened.

When the title of A Chinese Odyssey 1 caught my eye, I thought it was a novel version of the film A Chinese Odyssey. When I opened it, I found it was a brand-new creation. Of course, it is also the product of a new story. After browsing a few pages, I found I couldn't put it down. Because the text inside is light and humorous, very close to modern life, it is very interesting to read. If literary attainments are concerned, Journey to the West 1 can't compare with The Journey to the West, but I'm afraid The Journey to the West can't compare with young people's acceptance. This is because the author has been in the workplace for many years and knows the true meaning of modern life. The written words are very suitable for young people's reading interest. In addition, it is normal for me to fondle this book. It will naturally attract the attention of young people by telling a new story and telling the life experience of modern people with the characters of Journey to the West.

4 Olympic edition

It is said that millions of years have passed since the four monks of the Tang Dynasty returned from the scriptures, either lecturing, playing chess or chatting online. 2 1 century, they agreed to meet in Beijing on August 8, 2008.

On the same day, four masters and apprentices gathered in Beijing. It was a coincidence that they were allowed to watch the opening ceremony. After feasting their eyes, they agreed to meet again on the day of the game to see who was the best.

1 10 meter hurdle that day, Wukong saw that Liu Xiang's foot was injured and thought, "This is no good, I have to do something for him!" So Wukong became Liu Xiang, taking his place. Wukong bypassed the Olympic Organizing Committee and came to the stadium. Look, the game is coming! "pa!" As soon as the starting gun rang, Wukong crossed the finish line like lightning, and the scene was cheered. This gold medal made Wukong show off. Wukong loves to show off. So he took part in triathlon and rhythmic gymnastics. The result can be imagined. Who can compete with Wukong?

It is said that Bajie was supposed to take part in weightlifting, but he was going to take part in the competition. Why hasn't he come yet? At the critical moment, Lao Sha stepped forward and took part in the battle of Bajie to win another gold medal for China. However, where did Bajie go?

Sanling searched the list carefully, and it turned out that Bajie couldn't lift weights and swim because he was sleepy! Marshal Tian Peng Bajie won't let us down. He won the championship easily. This time, Bajie was proud. He thought, "Is my old pig overqualified to take part in this competition? No, no, I want to take part in the race across the Taiwan Province Strait! " Bajie really keeps his word. On the day of the competition, he swam for a while, then backstroke and caught some fish outside the line. When those swimmers came ashore, they only heard: "Second place, third place". What about the first place? Where is the first place? The referee said, "First place, his name is pig. Look, he is looking at beautiful women over there! " ""huh? ! "The athletes screamed in unison, and their chins almost fell to the ground!

Watching the disciples win gold one by one, how can the master fall behind? After taking part in the marathon, Sanling needs endurance most, and Sanling needs endurance least. Through the efforts of Tang Priest, we won the marathon again.

At last, as you can guess, China won the most gold medals and won the championship with absolute advantage. Even the contestants Wukong, Bajie, Friar Sand and Tang Priest have become celebrities of public concern.

5 Tathagata Buddha is ill

2 1 century, suddenly there was a cry from the sky "Cough, Cough ...". Tathagata coughed for a while, finally recovered his breath and sighed, "Recently, his health is getting worse and worse. Well, I'm getting old, and I can't. Right? I am a god, how can I be old? " Tathagata wanted to think, a mystery. "Alas, old, old, brain is not working. Why don't you ask that Po Hou? That monkey is very clever! I really can't, so let him buy me some boxes of gold partners. I hear it's a good thing. " He said, and dialed the telephone of the Monkey King's house.

Wukong was cleaning at home when he heard the telephone ring. He was so nervous that he took a deep breath, sucked the soot into his throat and choked. He grabbed the phone and shouted, "Who is it?" This is a terrible thing, and the Tathagata is shocked. I wondered why Po Hou was so angry and said slowly, "Po Hou, you have defeated the Buddha, and you are so rude?" Wukong was taken aback. He wondered if Tathagata had taken the wrong medicine and called me on his own initiative. In order to verify, he turned the cleaning broom into the flying broom of the little witch. Seeing that the Tathagata had no fever, he went over and asked, "Tathagata Buddha, what can I do for you?" "Wukong, you Po Hou were so rude to me just now." "disrespectful, disrespectful." "alas! In recent days, I feel unwell and have a bad cough. When I give a lecture, say something and cough. Is it because I am old? I still hope to point out the maze. " "My Buddha, the advice is not generous, but I know why. Take me there and then come. " Just thinking about riding a somersault cloud, I took a trip on a broomstick while the somersault cloud was being repaired. The Monkey King told the Tathagata, "The environmental pollution is too serious now! We need a good environment most! Look up at the sky again. It's gray. The sky has been polluted. It turns out that only one blast furnace of Taishang Laojun is smoking a little. Now all kinds of immortals come to him to buy elixir, so he has to build more blast furnaces, where a lot of smoke comes from. There is also Pig Bajie. Now all the food eaten by immortals is grown by themselves, and the amount of labor is too great. He not only eats a lot, but also eats fast and has indigestion. He keeps farting pigs every day, which makes the air dirty. This is the second one. I can bring him some stomach-invigorating and digestion-promoting tablets next time. But he is too rude and disrespectful, and the sewage and feces are littered, which seriously pollutes the surrounding environment. What's more, Guanyin took the damn Hon Hai son to heaven, but Hon Hai son did nothing, burning this and that with his samadhi all day, which not only polluted the air, but also made a lot of noise.

The Tathagata was dumbfounded, thinking that this heavenly palace was so chaotic that I'm afraid I couldn't even mention the lower bound, and I don't know how the old jade emperor managed it. The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and I decided to go to him myself. Tathagata rode out of the door, looked at it by the way, wanted to know what the immortals needed most, and asked the Monkey King to buy Jianweixiaoshi tablets and gold partners. Tathagata go out, can only see:

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, all colors are flying in the sky.

The sky is covered with acid rain, and the green hills become loess banks.

Rivers, lakes, seas and streams are polluted, and the four dragon kings can't stop them.

Immortals wear gas masks, and the lower bound is annoying and miserable.

All mortals and immortals are the same, and they need the environment to change their appearance most.

6 bajie lose weight

It is said that after everyone came back, the Monkey King was sealed as a "fighting Buddha", and Friar Sand became a "golden arhat" and an "eight dragons and horses" in vain. Only Bajie was dissatisfied and felt that it was too wronged to call himself the "net altar messenger", so he went to the Tathagata to judge.

Bajie respectfully asked the Buddha, "Buddha, you said you would give me a' net altar messenger'. Is this official too young? " The Buddha replied: "Not small. I sealed it according to the merits of learning from the scriptures. Wukong has lost a lot of weight this trip. What about you? " Not only did you not lose weight, but you gained more than ten kilograms! "The pig's face is unhappy." Then how can you make me a' good' official? The Buddha was happy: "Then you can lose weight." "! " "lose weight?" Bajie is puzzled. "Call you minus you minus bai! We can wait until it is as thin as Wukong. You are allowed to come to me within five days, and don't wait until it expires! " Pig thought, "This is obviously playing a trick on me. Anyway, this opportunity is better than no chance. Try it anyway! " In this way, Bajie embarked on a long road to lose weight. ...

Bajie saw in the newspaper that it was good to go to the hospital for weight loss surgery, so he entered the hospital in a daze and came with a big belly. When the doctor saw Pig's stomach, he immediately panicked: "Miracle, miracle, the speed of nurses and the preparation for surgery are almost twelve months!" " Hearing this, Pig ran out like a gust of wind. He almost fainted when he saw the sign on his head. The original sign said "Obstetrics and Gynecology".

Bajie went to the hospital hopeless. Hearing others say that diet tea and diet pills have a good effect, he rented out the Yunzhan cave, borrowed money from his friends, and finally pawned the nine-foot rake, ready to make a last-ditch effort. He bought a room full of slimming tea and pills. Unexpectedly, those pills are fake and inferior, as powerful as the atomic bomb. But Pig didn't know it, but he ate them all. Fortunately, he lay in the hospital for three days and nights. When Bajie woke up, Wukong, Wukong, Tang Priest and others were already waiting for him. Bajie didn't eat for three days and nights, and he was even less hungry than the Monkey King. Bajie kept shouting, "Oh! I want to eat! " Wukong said, "I heard there was a dinner contest downstairs. Do you want to participate? " Hearing this, Bajie suddenly turned into a rocket, with a speed of 2000 per hour, and jumped down from the window. The Tang Priest asked the crowd, "Is this the twelfth floor?" Everyone nodded and only heard "whoosh-boom!" Friar Sand glanced under the window and shivered: "I guess it's not paraplegia but also a concussion!" " Bajie almost fell from the twelfth floor to the eighteenth floor of hell this time. Fortunately, there is a garbage dump downstairs. Bajie forgot the pain this time and rushed directly to the competition venue.

The game has already started, no! It should be two hours. "Look! This is the player who just came late. His name is unknown. It seems that it has just come out of the Third Hospital, but it is not inferior to other players. He surpassed all the players in just five minutes. " Two hours later, except for Bajie, all the players were lying on the ground panting like a ball, but Bajie was still eating almost as much as when he first arrived. Two hours later, he only heard a bang. People thought Bajie's stomach was going to burst, but it turned out that his belt was broken. Bajie looked up, paused for a second, and began to eat again. From the Jade Emperor down to the common people, seven continents and four oceans, from the Inuit along the northern coast of Iceland to the polar bear in the Antarctic, all came to Chang 'an to see Bajie eat, clapping their hands and cheering. Alas, Bajie finally finished eating the dishes of the contest, and wiped his mouth with regret: "Although it was delicious, everyone fainted, and it took five hours for the ambulance to arrive. By this time, everyone has gone to the underworld. This is the death certificate issued by the hospital: because there are too many plates and bowls on the road, the ambulance can't get through. It took five hours to clean up these sundries, which led to a tragedy that should not have happened. However, because the cow's head and horse's face and Meng Po of the underworld went to see Bajie for dinner, no one came to collect the soul, so everyone had to return to earth. Everyone praised Bajie: "Others ask for money to eat, but you eat like hell! "

After all this tossing, Bajie changed from skinny to fat, but Bajie patted his stomach and said, "Hehe, I ate again!" " "On the fifth day, Bajie went to worship Buddha. The Buddha asked in surprise, "What's the matter, you don't want to be an official? "Bajie smiled knowingly:" Disciples have fully realized that life is precious and official positions are more expensive. In order to be full, both can be thrown away. "

7 Return to Huaguoshan

It is said that after the Monkey King came back from the Western Heaven, it was already 2008 in a blink of an eye.

I have seen that the former Datang has become extremely prosperous, tens of thousands of times better than before the Western Heaven. There are skyscrapers and factory chimneys everywhere. It's just that the blue sky is no longer blue, and even the somersault cloud is a little dark. Wukong thought, "I wonder what happened to the monkeys now?" Want to go back to water curtain cave to visit relatives.

I saw him do a somersault, not far from Guo Huashan. But I saw the black fog in Guo Huashan not far away. No, there are monsters! The Great Sage ran away quickly. Unexpectedly, a coal-fired power station at the foot of the mountain is generating electricity, emitting thick smoke. The Great Sage finally got angry and said, "How dare you ordinary people run amok on my site?" A golden hoop went down and the power station was razed to the ground.

The Great Sage boarded the Guo Hua and shouted, "Monkeys, my grandson is here!" Strangely, no monkey shadow came out to meet him. And there are few trees on the mountain, and there are no flowers and plants on the ground, which are bare. I can't see the tinkling sound of springs in the past. It's so sad. The Great Sage went straight into water curtain cave. Strange? Why is the water gate of the cave curtain missing? He jumped in, and the cave was empty, which made the Great Sage wonder. Suddenly, he found an old monkey dying in the cave. The Great Sage changed into a resurrection pill to save the old monkey. The Great Sage is full of doubts. He thought Guo Huashan was a scene of flowers and birds when he went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, but now all the children are dead.

"They, how did they die?"

Great Sage, you don't know. Hundreds of years after you went to the West, the Tang Dynasty began to change greatly. People cut down trees to reclaim farmland, causing soil erosion and dumping waste into rivers to pollute them. Huaguoshan was destroyed in this way, and everyone starved to death. ...

The Great Sage looked around with golden eyes, just as the old monkey said. The Great Sage sighed and said to the old monkey, "Let's go find the Dragon King of the East China Sea! My old grandson had a friendship with him, and I think he will give this face. "

They drove a somersault cloud to the coast of the East China Sea and smelled a bad smell in the distance. The Great Sage shook his head and said, "It seems that the Dragon King of the East China Sea is in danger himself. In the Crystal Palace, the old dragon king cried and said, "Now this human being! "It's hard to get some natural and man-made disasters, and even our Shui family has been devastated.

"Just, just, if today is not peaceful, I have nothing to do, so let's control those short-sighted humans! The dragon king respects himself, so I'll go! " Then he took the old monkey and rode a somersault cloud to find the land. ...

Second, Chinese, a new story. Some film and television works adapted by Bi Journey to the West are basically the same except the names of Tang Priest and the Monkey King.

The tortoise and rabbit race has been adapted a lot.

On the way to the Journey to the West, Bajie picked some peaches and gave 30% of them to the master.

60÷( 1-30%-50%)

=60÷0.2

=300 (pieces)

A: Bajie * * picked 300 peaches.

So the answer is: 300.

Four Journey to the West: A New 400-word Story

I present two articles for you, please refer to:

1, Dr. Datang

Tang Priest rescued Wukong at the foot of Wuxing Mountain, and Wukong worshipped Tang Priest as his teacher. Tang Priest quickly completed the passport clearance documents for Wukong. Wukong took the document and looked at it. It reads: "Dr. the Monkey King, a monk in the Tang Dynasty". Wukong was filled with joy when he saw it. Since then, the Tang Priest has accepted Bajie and Friar Sand, and the passports issued by the Tang Priest to them all say "Doctor".

Master and apprentice came to the infinite country. When I met the King of the Promise, the Tang Priest handed me the document. The king looked at it and then at Wukong and others. Tang Priest quickly explained, "These three are my disciples." Three people will also pass the document. The king looked through them one by one: "Dr. Sun! Dr. pig! Dr. Sha! " Three people proudly said. Surprised, the king hurried down from the golden throne hall and held the Tang Priest's hand tightly: "I didn't expect to meet you in the distance. I didn't expect the doctor of the Tang Dynasty to come. Please, please ... "

2. bystanders

One day, Tang Priest and his disciples met a very powerful demon. The demon tied all four of them in the cave, propping up the cauldron and sharpening the knife at the same time, but Tang Priest was smiling and taking his time.

The devil asked, "I will eat your meat soon." How can you be so calm? "

The Tang Priest laughed and said, "Why do you want to eat my meat?"

The devil said, "Eat your flesh and you will live forever."

The Tang Priest disdained, "Who said that?"

The goblin paused: "Everyone says so, but who can't say clearly."

The Tang Priest smiled and said, "Let me ask you, how much do you need to eat? How many times a day do I need to eat? How many days do you need to eat continuously? How to deal with it? What kind of drug introduction do you need? Do you have any side effects ... "

The goblin was dumbfounded.

Tang Priest made persistent efforts: "It seems that you have a manual? Why don't you ask the doctor for a prescription? This matter is very important. If you want to eat it alive, I'm afraid it's no use cooking it. If you want to cook, I am afraid that eating raw will be disgusting! "

The goblin is about to cry.

The Tang Priest stood up, and the goblin went over to untie him, crying bitterly: "Don't blame the monk, the little one is also a bystander who doesn't know the truth.