2, don't look at me as a man, the cup will burst you.

3. Can you eat on the scale without losing your appetite?

4. With you, my heart can no longer hold others.

The saddest thing is not that you can't afford it, but that you can't put it on!

6. You can order anything you like. Don't worry, I'm here.

7. As the goddess of Xiaopang, I know I have a lot of meat, but I don't care if they look down on me.

8. When you find that losing weight is not that simple, you are particularly depressed.

9, do not lose weight in April, sad in May; June did not lose weight, July boyfriend did not lose weight; Don't lose weight in August, and nothing will happen in September; I've been losing weight and I'm still fat.

10, slimming, why can't you stick to it?

1 1, an inclusive woman, that is me.

12, you passed in front of me, and the Wifi signal dropped by two squares!

13, my ideal is simple: I have the figure of a monkey brother and live the life of Bajie.

14. When I was fat, no one abandoned me. When I lose weight, I will definitely repay you.

15, I prayed to God to bless my prosperity, but God made me fat.

16, I can't marry you, because what I carry is different from ordinary people!

17, I am fat and proud, and sleep in a big kang every day.

Many people in the world want to eat, but they can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

19, don't go out in summer, for fear of spontaneous combustion.

20. It's not that I'm fat, but that I'm not obviously thin.

2 1, you have money, you have a card, but not your size?

22. I will make friends with you in my next life and stand with you, which shows that I am so slim.

23. Those who can't even keep their nutrition are the scum of mankind.

24, the meaning of fat is not how much to eat, what to eat, but how to eat. Feel it.

25. You don't have to try on this dress, it doesn't fit you!

26. Only pants are the standard to test your fatness.

27. Don't move, the oil will come out.

You will be really depressed when you find that you can't wear the clothes you used to wear.

29. Food is both your comfort and your enemy. Your relationship with it has become complicated, not as simple as before.

A woman who can't control her figure will never succeed in this life.

3 1, the money in the pocket is fickle and ungrateful, and the fat on the body never leaves.

32. When you came, you occupied the world in my eyes.

33. In the trial imposed by others and yourself, you feel that your weight is something that will accompany you all your life and make you depreciate.

34. You are afraid to catch up with people you haven't seen for a while, because you think they will only see your tonnage.

35. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

What you used to do easily will become more difficult now.

37. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?

For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.