My birthday happens to be 1 1. Month 1 1. My house number is 1 1. My middle school is in 1 1 class. My university is 1658.
3. Singles Day Declaration: A real bachelor dares to face up to the bleak love, the lonely life, the love affair, the temptation of forbidden fruit and the overwhelming letter harassment.
4. Recruitment: In order to relieve the pain of being single on Singles' Day, I specially invited a group of girlfriends. Those who perform well can be hired for a long time!
I remember that a few years ago, people without partners were called single aristocrats. How did they become dogs in recent years?
6. wife Always afraid of cheating; Planes are always afraid of crashing; Life is always a ghost; Career, always tripping; Being a handsome bachelor is really beautiful! Singles' Day is here. Have fun!
7. Last year's Singles Day,
Four bachelors eat hot pot together. I vowed to leave you next year, and I did. Now I'm the only bachelor.
8. For bachelors, Singles' Day is like a period of pain.
9. Use your hand index. If nothing unexpected happens, Singles Day will be celebrated again this year. If someone likes me, tell me quietly and I will chase you. 10. On behalf of the whole country, I wish all male bachelors. Find a dear, beloved, beloved person to bid farewell to singles on Singles Day; I wish all female bachelors find their loved ones and bid farewell to being single. Hereby! Salute!
Eleven. I finally ended my bachelor career for so many years, and I will start a new year's bachelor career tomorrow.
12. Someone asked me, are you still alone on Singles Day? I'm not alone. Can I become a dog?
Thirteen. The first part: I was single last year, and I seem to be single this year and next year. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal batch: I am single!
14. Yue Lao. The quality of your red line is too poor.
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I broke up at the age of five and am single now!
15. It's another year's Singles Day. If anyone dares to show their love in the circle of friends again, show show show and show show show will show off endlessly, and I will cut, cut and cut many pictures. When you get married with someone other than Ta, I'll print out the pictures and send them to you in a red envelope.
16. Leave me alone on Singles Day. Let me spend Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve and Christmas alone. Let me live alone if I have the ability to take the exam!
In fact, it doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like also celebrates Singles Day.
18. Singles' Day is coming. I can't wait to find someone to make do with it. The handsome one still insists on the principle of being single.
19. The best recipe for Singles Day: two fried dough sticks and two green onions for breakfast, two ribs and two bottles of beer for lunch, two bowls of noodles and two hams for dinner. If you eat like this, you won't need this recipe next year!
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10. A word to bachelor friends all over the world: loneliness is a beautiful thing, and Singles Day is a beautiful festival. Please enjoy it. You will feel it after you get married.