Children: Uncle, can you teach us to play football?
Someone: Still playing football?
The man crushed the football with one foot, kicked it aside and walked away.
Child: Woo-hoo ~ wow
The child is crying.
As soon as the camera turns, these two people are the stars. They stood at the gate of the "pig cage village in the city", dressed in shabby clothes and broken hats, grandly standing at the gate of the village in the city, and slowly walked into the village step by step.
The camera turned to the shop where the sauce exploded. It turned out to be a barber shop. The sauce is bursting and I am shoveling rice from the bowl. He still has a handful of unwashed hair and a little foam on his head. Star calcaneus walked into the store back and forth.
Sauce explosion: Who cut the hair?
G: My big brother.
Sauce explosion: Please sit down.
Bone grandly sat down, and Jiang Bao turned to prepare a haircut appliance. Turning around, Xing looked down and found that his trousers were only half worn. He looked up at him and Jiang Bao turned to smile.
The star turned to see if there was anyone around, and found that there was only one child reading beside him, knowing that his plan could be implemented.
The star just turned his head and found that in a few seconds, the originally messy hair had been beautifully treated by the sauce explosion.
Sauce explosion: it's finished, thank you for fifty cents.
Star: Wow!
Sauce explosion: is it beautiful?
Xing: Why did you cut it so beautifully? Who told you to cut it so beautifully? Find fault?
As soon as the bones shook his coat, two axes drawn on his chest were exposed, and his proud flesh kept shaking.
Xing: Brother, don't be angry. He is my friend. Let me talk to him.
The star pulled the sauce aside.
Xing: Brother Axe Gang, you have seen two axes with your own eyes. Here comes the bad guy. Do you know that you will die if you cut your hair so beautifully?
Sauce explosion: I don't know ~
Xing: So you really are. Well, it's so congenial to chat with you. Can I help you solve some medical expenses?
Sauce explosion: not good ~
Bone clap a thigh, chest two axes with proud flesh kept shaking.
Star: Brother, don't take the axe. Put it away first! I'll talk to him again.
Star, pull the sauce to the post, whispered
Xing: I helped you this time. You saw it with your own eyes. I'm not lying to you. If it's inconvenient for you, then take some out and set up ten tables, eight tables, or half a table ~
Sauce explosion: Oh, so you blackmailed me.
Star one leng.
Star: Big Brother! ! eldest brother
Star, twist a head with sauce explosion looked at the bones, he has fallen asleep in the barber's chair.
Star: Oh, you're dead. My eldest brother will chop people when he wakes up.
Bones have started snoring.
Look, he will wake up soon.
Sauce explosion: I'm not afraid. Even if I kill one person, there will be thousands of me in Qian Qian!
The residents of "Pig Cage City Village" have noticed what happened in the barber shop and gathered around.
Star Nora pulled the coat that slipped quickly and walked out of the barber shop angrily.
Star: What bird? Brother Axe took a nap inside, and Daredevil stepped forward!
All the residents took a step forward.
Star was startled, but still pretended to be calm.
Star: Oh, this is not negotiable. Well, it's a Jianghu rule. Just one for the other. No one can foul.
Star stressed that fouls were not allowed, looked at the crowd and pointed with his finger.
Star: Aunt with onion, come out!
Aunt came out with a kind expression.
Star: Why do you look so fierce? Think you can beat me, you, I'll let you hit me, hit me!
Aunt punched Xing in the stomach, and Xing vomited one mouthful blood.
Star: Aunt, what do you do?
Aunt: I'm a farmer.
Star: Just plow well. Go back to the battlefield.
Aunt: Something is wrong. ......
Star: Talk back when you do something wrong. It's not that you are "wrong". I already told you.
The star refused to admit defeat and looked at the crowd. Behind the crowd, a "short man" was looking around.
Star: The short man who is five feet and a half inches apart is you. You must admit that you are short, stand firm after being beaten and come out!
The dwarf stood up, even as high as two or three meters. He is just sitting in a chair.
Star: Well, I despise those dishonest people the most in my life. Sit down.
"Shorty" sat down, and Stephen Chow continued to look at the crowd. Behind the crowd, an old man with reading glasses and a healthy face came into his sight.
Star: The old man with glasses is a drag. Come out.
The old man pushed the person in front of him away, revealing a strong and handsome muscle.
Star, found wrong, immediately turned to dare not look him in the eye.
Star: Hey ~ I'm not talking about you, old man, I'm talking about that ... that.
A 10-year-old child is looking at him with wide eyes.
Star: That boy! Son, I have put up with you for a long time. Come out.
The child pushed the crowd away, and even he had strong muscles. He stretched his muscles, as if he were ready to play with the stars.
Star, more regret this time, know that there is no result.
Xing: Hey, come on, come on, it's big enough. Hey, nobody likes people. It is your own disappointment. Today's duel was cancelled.
He turned to look for bones to escape, and the sauce explosion had taken the chartered girl to the door of the barber shop.
Sauce explosion: He blackmailed me.
The chartered girl looked at the stars disdainfully and took off her slippers.
Xing: Oh, fat woman, you are in charge, right?
The chartered woman slapped Xingyi with her slippers.
Charter girl: "Where's the fat woman?"
Began to be at a loss
Star: Hey, hammer ~
The chartered woman slapped the star with her slippers again.
"Where is the Axe Gang?"
Star: Big Brother ~
The chartered woman slapped Xingyi with her slippers, and Bones continued to sleep half to death in the barber shop.
Charter girl: "Big Brother?"
Star: the money for soup and medicine ~
The chartered woman slapped the star with her slippers again.
Hire a woman: "How much is the soup and medicine?"
Star: One of our own.
The chartered woman slapped the star with her slippers again.
Charter woman: "One of our own."
The star ran away, and the chartered woman caught up with him and slapped him on the head.
Well, you have seed. I'll call someone. ......
Star reached into his belt and pulled out something.
Charter girl: put it at the waist.
Star reached into his belt and pulled out something.
Son of a bitch: You are forced to hunt with a dead mouse in your waist! Let me see who your name is.
The star took out a firecracker and lit it in the stove.
Star: An arrow pierces the clouds, and thousands of troops come to meet!
Say that finish behind a throw, touch, the background came the voice of chicken fly a dog to jump, star's voice is not confident to say
Xing: Wait till you die. Don't go. Buy a coffin.