On your way to xishuangbanna tourism, Yunnan, you were besieged by a group of wild boar. All the passengers took out food and money, but the wild boar was unmoved. You took out your only ID card, and the pigs knelt down and cried: Boss, we found you!
3. This message is a good thief. It's not troublesome to put away, it looks less painful, and it pays high wages to forward it, and it can also collect money in the group. The content is: April Fool's joke, it is very important to grasp the scale. Just be sincere and happy!
I have countless friends, but you are in my heart. When I suddenly look back, you are at the lamp bar, eating grass and beside the tree. Her head was wrapped in a cloth to wipe her feet. Wow: Donkeys dare to be cool!
The scientist invented an IQ measuring instrument. You put your head in, and the instrument prompts: Please don't put the wood in! You put your head in again, and the instrument prompts: This piece of wood looks familiar!
6. When you receive the information, you will look brand-new and learn how to be a man. If you don't read this message, you will become a fool. Deleting it proves that you are an idiot. The reply shows that you are not an adult. This message is a scam, and it will be sent to a fool on April Fool's Day. Happy fool!
7. I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has risen; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.
8. I don't think about tea and rice for one day, I can't extricate myself without you for two days, and I'm in a daze for three days. I can't live without you, dear braised pork.
9. A man and his wife went to the temple to play, but the wife couldn't walk halfway and let the man carry her. An old woman saw it and said seriously, "You see, you are also an educated person. It's no use going to the hospital early when my wife is ill. " .
10, I dreamed of you last night. You are holding a thick red envelope in one hand and a kitchen knife in the other, coaxing me: Tell me to get a red envelope for your fortune telling or I will move the knife! I will send you a message as soon as I wake up. Congratulations on getting the red envelope!
1 1. Has anyone ever told you that you are unique? Thick eyebrows like Zhu Shimao, high nose like Jiancang, and corners of the mouth are even more curled than those of star boys. Fool you, fool you: Happy April Fool's Day!
12, we have known each other for more than a thousand years. It was an autumn, and maybe some yellow leaves were flying. You took me away in the wind and left your teeth marks on me, which became an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.
13, you are beautiful and lovely, and it is common to love meat. You are fat and I still love you. You save glory and waste shame. Everything in the bowl should be dripped after eating, but there is no need to lick the bowl clean every time!
14. You went to the street without authorization that day. Someone wants to hug you, someone wants to take a photo with you, and someone wants you to perform in the street. Or I know your heart, stand up and say loudly: let this little monkey return to nature.
15, are you working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If you don't roll a few dung balls when it's hot, what will you eat in winter?
16, there is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who can read the text message!
17, the secret of telling friends not to be fooled: Every April Fool's Day, you are mentally prepared, edit a few short messages early to fool others, and you will be prepared when you receive the short messages, and you will be very happy. Friends remember that bragging fools don't pay taxes this day.
18, don't be angry; Be charming, don't cry; Be cool, not pants; Success should be achieved in one step, not in one step. Haha, I wish you a tearful Horri-bull: Go ahead with your stomach, and don't wear pants after listening!
19, I've always wanted to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!
20. Don't bother me when you are sad; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.
2 1, beyond the mountain, there is an old legend that has become a classic in the past and even now. Want to know what this legend is? Listen carefully: there is a temple in the mountain, and there is an old man in the temple. Now he is reading short messages, giggling!
22. I solemnly tell you: sleep when you are sleepy, lean on the sofa when you are tired, laugh when you are happy, forget when you are upset, enlighten me when you are depressed, invite me to eat sweet cakes when you miss me, and trip over by ants when you go out!
Promise me to take good care of yourself. No matter what happens, I will be calm. No matter what I do, I will be firm. I will be optimistic whenever and wherever I meet. No matter who I meet, I won't tell him that you are crazy.
As soon as I entered the village yesterday, I saw a man chasing a fat pig with a glass in his hand. While chasing, he shouted: Run, run, want to cheat? If you are brothers, you have to drink this cup! On closer inspection, it turns out that this drunkard is you.
25. In the desert, you are full of lofty sentiments, shouting and vibrating in the sky. Singing, watching the clouds move everywhere, holding a sword, asking who is the hero. Well, I have advised you to keep your voice down many times, but you just won't listen. Look, did you bring the wolf?
26. It is said that an inch of money can't buy an inch of time. Well, I'll throw caution to the wind today. I will sell you all my time in exchange for all your money. Don't refuse, I am willing, get the money ready, and I will find time to come to you this afternoon!
27. You should find someone worthy of your love. I don't know you and your feelings well enough. I know that some things can't be forced, and some distances can't be exceeded. Just like yesterday, I can't believe you ran off with someone else for a bone!
28. It is a happy thing to miss you! Nice to meet you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing! But I just lied to you!
29. Wood makes furniture, scholars understand poetry, people want money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, and idiots read text messages!
30, the depth of the fish, water knows; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; Your happiness, I know: you must be dull and smirking silently. Your holiday is coming. Happy April Fool's Day!
3 1, you were practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psycho came after you with a kitchen knife. You turned around and ran until you reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, this is your knife. It's your turn to chase me!
32, I invite you to dinner! Is your mind full of moving exclamation points or confused question marks? Don't worry, although today is April Fool's Day, I will never lie to you. Please leave me alone, believe it or not.
Are you busy? Please answer my question: I always have insomnia,/kloc-wake up every 0/6 hours; I don't want to work seven days a week; Laugh at the thought of harassing you. Answer quickly, I only ate three meals today, and I'm hungry!
I suddenly thought of you in my dream yesterday. Your handsome and chubby figure appeared in my mind. Don't get me wrong, I just want to say Happy New Year to you. Congratulations on getting rich.
35, sexy, you walk on the grass, and the cows are drooling. Beautiful you walk on the bridge, the river whimpers and the river flows backwards. Walking on the enchanting mountain road, Bai Gujing was too scared to go out of the hole. Happy April Fool's Day!
36. Forget all troubles and worries, and keep happiness and happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Sometimes a little silly, happiness will accompany you.
37. Although I am tired from work and get paid, I drink some wine after work, my wife and children are hot, and I travel around on weekends. I send a text message to say hello, and the phone bill is only deducted by ten cents. Piggy, do you think it's especially good to be alive?
38. Do you know why we are predestined friends? We knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was an autumn, and you ran with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me. This became a well-known story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.
39. On the day when it is hard to tell the truth from the false, vulgar roses, disgusting love words, they knelt on one knee in the crowded square and said they love you. Honey, forgive me for having to use these stupid and stupid methods. Wish you a happy holiday!
40. Send you the zodiac: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, cute as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and dragon as a pig.
4 1. I heard that a toad jumped out of Taihu Lake today and was run over by a car. I've been worried. I'll text you right away. If you are still alive, please reply to me!
42. It is said that ghosts will appear again tonight. I hope they will listen to my orders and come to your bed quietly. Pale face, green eyes, withered hands touching your face, gently say to you: If you want good skin, use Dabao sooner or later!
43. You are wearing a red cloth pocket, a pair of crossed trousers and a pair of yellow cloth shoes. You jump up and down happily. From a distance, Nezha seems to kowtow on the hot wheels. Take a closer look: God, puppies can still dress up as non-mainstream!
44. I heard that your mobile phone has no short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!
45. I haven't had a good time recently and I haven't had much contact. Please apologize to me as soon as possible. Call and text me, whatever you want. You'd better invite me to dinner. We are still good partners!
46. Since I had you, I have understood the meaning of life. It is your appearance that makes me miss you every day. It is my wish to have you. We can only meet once a month. It's not easy to say that I love you, and my beloved salary.
47. Black eyes, straight nose, fluffy head and silly face make me want to sleep at night. How I want to touch you, hug you and watch you chew a bone in the sun: you are my beloved puppy!
48. What did you say? I miss you for several days, and the lights are turned off when it gets dark. Garlic turned into onion, so I can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south. I also forgot to use the pedal when riding a bike, so I threw away the money that Lian Gang picked up!
49. I sent you this ten-cent short message to tell you that I am not a person who haggles over every ounce. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.
50. Give you an unexpected chance first, then your heart beats faster, then pray, and finally giggle: you won 40 million! ! When you receive the prize, you must keep it secret, be careful, be vigilant and remember!
5 1, you have a bad life, the mall is frustrated, your love is over, your reputation is ruined, and your friends dislike you. How to avoid it? Say it a hundred times in Mandarin: woof, woof, woof, woof! Keep your voice down, the dog catcher is coming.
52. Love is a road, friends are pigs, and there is only one way in life. There will be many pigs on the road. Don't go the wrong way when you are rich, don't buy pigs when you are short of money, don't get lost when you are happy, and feed pigs when you are at rest. Pig, my pig is happy!
53. One day, a mantis showed off to an ant and said, Look how handsome I am with two knives. The ant was about to speak when a chicken came and ate the mantis in one bite. The ant saw it, shook his head and said, I wonder if it is hitting now? How dare you run around the street with a knife?
54. I miss the days we walked together. Spring is beautiful, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant. Everyone in the village praises you for your beauty and cuteness. The villagers also praised me for being smart and capable, and I came out to release pigs at such a young age.
I really envy you. Peach blossoms are so abundant that many beautiful women like you, but you don't. I didn't know until today that you think these beautiful women have poor eyes! April fool's day is coming, just kidding, I wish you a smile, don't bother!
56. Send text messages to the tortoise when it is high. If you don't press the tortoise, press it again as an idiot. If you don't press it, you'll be a big idiot Don't be angry with that idiot. Send it out quickly, and it will calm you down!
57. Your plan passed and you became famous in CCTV. Your suggestion was adopted and you began to put it into action. Your order has arrived, and the Enterprise has come back to life. Or the boss will praise: a well-bred pig is just different!
58. What should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Find * * to practice! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!
59. In the dead of night, you mentioned my heart again, which made me miss you so much that I couldn't sleep. I can't leave you alone. I'm really afraid that others will steal your farm and my food.
60. Love is happy until you are old, your family is healthy and alive, and you live better than the old year. Everything is lucky, happy and healthy when you get rich. Look at the last word of the first sentence, and then look at the second word of each sentence. Haha, Happy Double Festival!
6 1, it's hard to be confused, and you have to paste it if you don't draw it; If you are smart enough to do things, you should be stupid but not stupid; Stupid is not stupid. It is a blessing to play the fool and be fully distracted. Blessed are fools, and contented are always happy. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!
62. I've wanted to say three words to you for a long time, but as an ordinary friend, I'm afraid I can't even do it, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!
Do you know how blue the sky is? This is what I drew. Do you know how the money came from? That was printed by me; Do you know how cows fly? That's what I blew; Do you know how the pig died? The text message is angry!
64, big sand melon wet mud, bait white night wet mud, deep stem ice wine wet mud, lazy pet night wet mud, stand up and wash for monkeys, see fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?
65. The person you love has been taken away, and the person who loves you is terrible. Don't go bad in debauchery, change in silence: the sea is full of water, and the hell is full of ghosts and dinosaurs. Two retired pigs read short messages and grinned!
66. You are not easy to fool. It's hard to buy a smile this season. It's not fun to waste your energy and send you away. The mystery lies in the first word and the last word of every sentence. Don't be angry, just kidding!
67. Sending you roses is a waste, and giving you a hug is a bit embarrassing; Invite you for an outing for fear that you are too tired, invite you to dinner, you are losing weight; Sending you a blessing is not expensive, but it is the most affordable for me. You can pay for my meal and smell the fragrance!
68. I am too lazy to tell you that my brother is lonely. Brother Chun's songs, I have listened to a few, and I want to hang my neck when I listen to them. After listening to some songs by Zeng Ge, I want to jump the Yellow River. I wonder if your message reminds me of sleeping pills?
69. I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I * * *!
70. The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation!
7 1, people say that whoever sends a text message in the middle of the night will always remember you. I want to know if this is true or not, so I sent it to you. In addition, I also remind you not to forget to go to the toilet!
72. My friend thought a lot last night, so did I.. Only you are the coolest. I looked for you in my dream. Looking back, you were really thrown in the depths of someone else's donkey shed and tied up. How cruel! Cruel! Calm down after reading the information!
73. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you can't take care of yourself. Every time I leave, you jump out of the pigsty.
74. A puppy whispered to a mouse, Do you like me? The mouse said affectionately, I really like you. You can read text messages and pretend to be human.
God gave me a cornucopia. If I miss you carelessly once, I will become you. If I can't stop thinking about you, it will never change. In the end, you are all over the house, and I am worried: I have a good idea: get a pigsty!
76.where are you? I can't get through. I was so worried! I have something important to see you. Go to the epidemic prevention station for physical examination as soon as you see the information, and the sooner the better! Here's your chance. You can transfer from a private pigsty to a state-owned pig farm if you pass the medical examination!
77. You should learn to be strong. Look in the mirror if you are in a bad mood! Say to yourself: I am handsome! I am excellent! I'm fine! This will make me feel much better. But don't keep doing this! Lying is always bad!
78. Beggars beg along the street with monkeys. He told monkeys to laugh when they should, cry when they should, bow when they should, and watch the news when they should.
79. One day when I was walking in the street, a beautiful girl came up to me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I said "no" and she left! Then he turned around and punched me hard and said, "I told you to lie."
80. I am a lonely tree. I have been standing on the side of the road for thousands of years, waiting for loneliness, just because one day you pass by me, I will fall in love with you. If I don't hit you, it's for nothing.
8 1, no matter how annoying, I will remember to smile; No matter how urgent I am, I will pay attention to my tone; No matter how difficult it is, I will continue to insist; No matter how tired you are, you will never forget to disturb your sleep again. No matter how angry you are, you should pay attention to your image, dry your tears and go back to sleep!
82. Is it sour grapes? Is watermelon sweet? Is our relationship very weak? Is it difficult to send messages? Don't you know I've been thinking about you? How dare you look down? Think I'll break the law? Will sending messages be bad?
83. After receiving this message, you will be like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine.
84. The Tang Priest decided to cast a spell on Pig and Friar Sand. When Bai was put on, the horse cried, Master, all you need is four more iron rings. I'm a BMW. Don't turn me into an Audi.
85. Pain belongs to others, happiness belongs to you, trouble belongs to others, happiness belongs to you, sadness belongs to others and smile belongs to you. There is only one thing that is not yours, but someone else's. Do you know what this is? A clever mind.
86. One of the most heinous functions of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. But I won't enable this function today, because ... you are already very happy! Happy April Fool's Day!
87. People say you are all thumbs. I believe that fools are blessed. People say you are a fool, and I believe wishful thinking can sometimes come true. People say you are stupid and ignorant. I know cleverness is your magic weapon!
88. I dreamed of you last night. You swim in boiling water. As soon as I saw it, I was anxious and shouted at you: Come on up! I didn't expect that you didn't even dump me, so you looked up and stared at me: What are you yelling at? I've never seen a dead mouse. It doesn't feel cold!
89. After eighty-one difficulties, the Tang Priest's master and apprentice achieved positive results. Sanzang drives and Wukong sells pots. Friar Sand is a big man and has become a model. The remaining one, Pig Bajie, walked into the mobile phone. Still laughing!
90. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day, no matter whether you want to be fooled or fooled today! Only once a year, no matter the whole or the whole is an ordinary day in happy event!
9 1, I miss you when I am lost, and I miss you when I am lonely. It is my endless happiness to have you, and you are the love of my life! But you left when I was poor. Come back! My lovely RMB!
92. Dear users: Hello! Due to the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes!
93. You see my infatuation, my hospitality, my true love and my doubts in your eyes. What a big piece of shit!
94. Today, I met an idiot. I said, idiot, are you stupid? Idiot said: not stupid. I said, idiot, can you? Idiot said: ok. I said: will the idiot receive my message and not finish reading it? Idiot read my message and said, no!
95. The breeze blows gently, and I ride with you. I looked at you affectionately, then stopped the car and said to you gently: pig, keep watching, it will be over soon. After reading it, your wish to become a pig will come true!
According to statistics, it is over 99. 9% people who look like pig heads use thumb buttons to read text messages! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late, pig!
97. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you through hard work, damn it! Only to find that our wings are on the same side.
98. With a little praise, I ran away. If you give a little praise, you will not find a satisfactory north. If you are called stupid by your friends on April Fool's Day, you will laugh stupidly: What a wonderful world! Happy April Fool's Day!
99. I've always wanted to say something to you, but I never got a chance. Now I summon up the courage to say to you: I like you. Are you going to ask me what I like about you? Actually, I don't like it at all. I just like you to stay away from me!
100, the first day of April, I am really excited. Everyone can lie, and lying is right. It's just a sweep of the eyebrows and a lot of accomplices. Don't be upset by being cheated, let's laugh together. Why should I ask? April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you a happy holiday and stay away from troubles!
10 1. KFC is called Grandpa, which is famous all over the world. In Japan, you said, Sana 'ala, tsunami and earthquake, your charm, the power of the world, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.
102, I heard that you accidentally fell into the garbage pit this morning and couldn't get up. Just then, an old lady who picked up junk stretched out her hand and pulled you up, saying that city people are really a waste. They are just a little ugly and can't be abandoned!
103, today April Fool's Day, I was given an order from a fool, and I was in a good mood to learn to bark like a puppy. Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will continue; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.
104, I saw you that day, holding a telephone pole and wearing an explosion head, dancing with excitement, blushing and heartbeat. I asked you what you were so happy about, and my lips trembled for a long time before I squeezed out a sentence: I was shocked!
105, pig nose with green onions to install elephants. The elephant's nose is so long because it lies. Lying will make its nose longer. I want to be as cute as an elephant, so I want to say to you: you are so beautiful!
106, when you were madly in love with your youth, you said that you loved my devastated face; In my twilight years, when you supported me, you said that you were born without me. When life and death leave, I finally know your true wish. Dear, happy April Fool's Day!
107, do you know why we are predestined friends? We knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was autumn, and you ran with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me. This has become an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.
108, it is a very happy thing to miss you; Nice to meet you; Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I always do; However, lying to you just happened!
109, measure the bed by measuring the window, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.
1 10. One day, when you were walking in the street, you were stopped and said you were ugly. You denied it and got a beating: hypocrisy! I was stopped the next day and called you ugly. You admit being beaten: you are not modest! On the third day, I was stopped again, afraid to respond. I was beaten even worse: ugly is so shameful!
1 1 1. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you. I can't eat at noon because I miss you more. I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily. I can't sleep at night because I'm really hungry!
1 12, you know? When I finished reading the short message you sent me, I suddenly realized how much affection you used for me! Memory is so unforgettable! You can't forget me! I finally decided: turn it off and piss you off!