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Joke, a joke that few people know.
One day the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming: "I don't know" Teacher: "Go home and ask my family, and tell me tomorrow." Xiao Ming has gone home. His father is trading stocks. Xiao Ming asked him, when he saw that the stock went up, he said, "2 million", and he went to his brother, who was watching TV. Xiao Ming asked him, and when he saw the climax, he shouted, "Altman". Then he went to his brother, and Xiao Ming asked him that he had just had a drink. Xiaoming: "2 million" Teacher: "Who told you that?" Xiaoming: The teacher "Altman" slapped him at both poles. Xiaoming: "It's so cool." Teacher: "Where is your home? I'm going to visit my home today. " Xiao Ming: "My family lives on the side of the road."