Want to know if a woman has children,

Don't look at her appearance, look at her circle of friends and WeChat avatar.

Before giving birth to children, women's WeChat avatars have their own beauty, literature, kawaii and melancholy.

Within a year or two after giving birth to a child, the WeChat avatar inevitably changed its style of painting, filled with the smell of shit and fart.

Friends see:

That's great. She also gave birth to a child.

However, just as the baby will grow up, the mother's WeChat avatar is constantly evolving.

If you have a baby, see where you have evolved!

Stubborn bronze stage

0-3 years old: I don't put my baby on my head, but my whole body itches.

Women can't hide three things:

Poverty, cough and motherhood.

Giving birth to children is an accurate extraction of women's potential motherhood;

No matter how literary the little girl is, the baby always poops and farts all around.

The first social software that fell down was WeChat.

Not only does the circle of friends sunbathe the baby 360 degrees every day, but seven days a week, the WeChat avatar is also occupied by various cute photos of the baby.

In the first year or two after giving birth to a baby, the WeChat avatar has inevitably achieved national unity:

Photographs of babies;

Photos of you and your baby;

A photo of a family of three with their hands folded.

Very understandable. Who didn't come like this?

Baby 1-3 months, one day is the same, which day do you think is suitable for not sunbathing?

"Turn three times, sit six times, climb seven times and eight times", and every growth is a reward for my mother's hard work. How can you change your avatar?

My friend gave birth to a baby last year. At one time, she wanted to change her head portrait to photos of her children in different periods, but she wanted to maintain the image of an independent woman in the workplace.

Endure, endure, endure very hard.

One night, I couldn't help it anymore. At midnight, I changed my head to a picture of a baby eating a big apple. I enjoyed myself in the dark and fell asleep contentedly.

At 7 o'clock the next morning, I quietly changed it back.

Boy, mom doesn't give the baby the sun, just like itching. Who can stand it?

Temperament silver stage

Kindergarten: the baby is beautiful and charming, and I regret not basking in it.

At this stage, the old mother is no longer obsessed with the baby's "beauty", but worships the baby's talent.

Every artistic spark and crack that the baby shows must be captured by the mother.

A doodle, a small picture and an origami can all be the head material of an old mother.

My best friend used an avatar before. It was gray and yellow. I wonder what it is, especially like a few indigestion babas.

She retorted angrily, is this my son's clay sculpture, coral, clay sculpture?

Do you think it is a particularly abstract art school?

The teacher also said that he has a unique talent and can be cultivated well, Barabara. ...

At this stage when the mother has a kind of confidence:

No matter what the baby does, he thinks he can enter the art palace in the future.

The content of WeChat avatar includes but is not limited to children's graffiti, clay sculpture, pottery, light clay, plasticine, building blocks, origami and paper cutting. ...

My daughter drew her mother for the first time when she was 4 years old. Her unruly lines, unkempt hair and twisted facial features ... Needless to say, if you look carefully, she really looks like me.

I praised the baby, kissed the baby, excitedly sent a circle of friends "daughter's masterpiece", and happily set it as my avatar.

Dad couldn't help asking, was this portrait of you painted by a girl? Is it a ghost?

I told him to fuck off! It's terrible to have no culture

Haven't you heard of Picasso? People have been learning how to draw like children all their lives.

This is art, art, understand?

Is our baby drawing? Is that mud? Is the code a building block? Is it paper?

Don't!

It is the sky, the light, the hope, the inspiration of genius, the brilliance of talent and the supreme glory of being a mother.

A little bigger, the baby's interest class is in full swing, and her talent is blooming.

One by one sharp-tongued, small mouth is particularly sweet, and the happiness of being a mother has soared.

Not only do friends send a lot, but WeChat avatars change frequently enough!

Riding, archery, taekwondo, dancing, playing the piano, practicing drums. ...

The RMB burned by the baby must leave some traces on the WeChat avatar.

Almost all mothers are full of confidence at this age:

There is a baby in my family who grew up in the inner room and no one knows her;

Brilliant and charming, but the other children have no color.

During the period, the WeChat avatar was interspersed with photos of the baby traveling around, such as coconut groves in Sanya, plumeria in Thailand, Disney in Japan and skydiving in New Zealand. ...

Wow, a positive, five stresses and four beauties, excellent academic performance and well-off Ran Ran has risen.

Are we showing a little vanity as parents?

Of course not!

Baby's study should be encouraged, as should parents and chickens.

Behind all this, it is clearly the driving force for working and moving bricks, and it is the driving force for the baby master to make money continuously.

Besides, if you accidentally marry a good in-laws in a circle of omnipotent friends, you can save your old nose strength after 20 years!

The golden stage of honor

Just entered primary school: children have goals and brains have a mission.

The situation and mood of middle-aged mothers at this stage are generally more complicated.

As soon as the baby goes to primary school, there will be another round of maternal love climax:

Being the mother of a primary school student for the first time is hard to hide her inner joy and happiness.

In addition to buying exercise books, wrapping book covers, sending the baby to school, wearing a red scarf and other ritual moments in the circle of friends, WeChat avatar also has a sense of ceremony.

Especially when they enter the parent group, "crazy" parents will become "serious people".

In order to make a good impression on the teacher, even unruly parents should put on a show.

Don't wear a gloomy head, put on an art photo of Wa, and get familiar with it first.

Change the non-mainstream head image, and the head image of the baby wearing a uniform to participate in competitions, performances and holding a certificate trophy will be considered by the teacher as a good partner for cooperation.

As soon as the baby went to school, I changed my head from a stupid pig to a fierce and powerful tiger.

Whether the baby has the temperament of 985,211or not, being a mother must have some momentum.

But in the later period, many old mothers' letters have changed because of the great lethality of tutoring on parent-child relationship:

It doesn't matter whether the child is successful or not.

Whether you can live or not is the most important!

Some old mothers began to believe in the mysterious power of thought. Not only did they repeatedly send photos of their chests in the circle of friends, but they also wrote the article "I am not angry, I am not angry, I am so angry that no one can replace me", and the WeChat avatar also began to take the "Buddhist route".

Bergamot smiles to prevent endocrine disorders.

Water hibiscus shook gently and went to the hospital to register angrily.

The breeze and the bright moon shine on the seashore, telling myself to be calm and let him drift like water. ...

Is the current WeChat avatar still an avatar?

No, metaphysics-

The strongest king stage

After Grade Three: Everything goes with fate, and you love it.

After the third grade, most parents have recognized the reality and used the Internet rationally.

Top students' mother, silence is golden.

Mom, hide your heart.

What followed was that the baby basically disappeared in the circle of friends of the mother, and the qualification to be an avatar was basically eliminated.

After years of groping in shit, I finally got some time and leisure, and my mother's self-awareness began to awaken.

The world is so big that you don't have to work hard for a baby.

Life is too short to please others, so please yourself.

The middle-aged mother's WeChat avatar returns to the state before the baby;

Self-portraits, literary pictures, cartoon pictures and cute pet pictures are all online.

Show your own beautiful photos: in the past, the sea was water, which was difficult and beautiful to dress up.

Show literary pictures: amber forever, and young artists are at the peak again.

Put on a cartoon picture: Who is not a cute little girl with a cold appearance and a warm heart?

Take a lovely photo at home: this is my mother's self-healing-tutoring is annoying, or cats and dogs are the most gratified. ...

Of course, some mothers are in the mixed stage of multiple positions, and some mothers never change WeChat avatars. In their eyes, if you don't bask in the baby, evolution will not evolve, and everything will be decided by the old mother.

Who's in charge of the site? Mothers sometimes have to live a little tiger.

You see, some old mothers:

A wave of children disappeared from friends.

A big wave of second children is emerging in the circle of friends.

What stage are you at now?

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