2. For a long time, the four spiritual pillars supporting my life progress are: waiting for work and waiting for weeks.
5. Wait for the express delivery. Waiting for salary.
3. Other people's friends encourage each other to work together; My friends and I both hope that each other will try to get rich and wait for free food and drink.
I don't even want to set the password of the bank card now. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.
5. It is said on the Internet that egg white can protect hair. When you take a bath, you put an egg in your hair. As a result, the water turned into flowers when it was too hot.
I really envy that dog. I can live continuously for more than 20 years. If you are lucky, you can live for a lifetime!
7. It's not that I'm sleepy, I'm just waiting to kiss my prince.
8. Don't be depressed. Although you haven't taken a trip just now, at least you still have a body that says you are fat!
9. Part-time job is like drinking porridge. Not enough to eat, but not to starve to death. The key is to cook slowly.
1 I smell willfulness. ""Speak human words ""Who is eating spicy strips again "
1 1. In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, curb the disparity between the rich and the poor, end social division, stabilize social order and promote Socialism with Chinese characteristics's modernization ... lend me 200 yuan!
12. "What pants do you look young in?" "I really can't think of anything younger than wearing diapers!"
Thirteen. My mother gave birth to two daughters. I am plain, but my sister is as beautiful as a flower. I asked my mother: Why is it so unfair? My mother replied: the first batch of goods, inexperienced, almost the same quality.
14. You can say that life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is extremely expensive.
15. When you are poor, you think you will be happy if you have money. When you are really rich, you find that there is more money than happiness. It's a godsend
Sixteen years old. Animals are still a little pitiful. I am not, which proves that I am not an animal.
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that you can't recognize me after school starts.
It's time to go for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.
19. It is said that you can't have your cake and eat it, but God really cares for me. I can be poor and ugly, and fat and short go hand in hand.
20. Have you ever said the humblest thing to keep each other in your life? What is this? "Come back, fifty is fifty, and I will sell it to you at a loss." 2 1. I have a buddy who said to his daughter-in-law, "Daughter-in-law, I have a fortune teller. The fortune teller said that there was a hurdle when I 135! " His daughter-in-law said coldly, "Why, the graves are all planed?"
22. When you can't find a good angle for taking a selfie, you must realize that you look better in person than a photo.
Twenty-three The teacher said, students, don't be puppy love. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. When I listen, it will be very exciting to lie in the trough and think about other people's wives.
Twenty-four At the age of teenage flowers, you grow into a succulent plant.
25. It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.