2. I went to my mother's room to play one day and came across a diary about my birth. I opened it and saw eight words written on it, "extremely ugly and unacceptable."
I remember when I was in senior three, I was very nervous, and my parents were very concerned about me. I washed my hair again at noon. Dad heard the sound of water and asked me what I was washing. I said wash your hair, and he said, go to sleep. Keep your head down and I'll wash it for you.
4. Teacher: Xiaoming, remind your deskmate Lily to sleep in class in the future. Xiao Ming: Oh, I see. As soon as school started the next day, Xiao Ming said to Lili: Lili, it's time for you to go to bed! The teacher is afraid that you will forget. Let me remind you.
5. Why do you remind me that "money is not everything"? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything.
On the way, I saw a man performing rhythmic ventriloquism. As I approached, I saw catkins floating into my mouth.
7. I wore a new cloak to the bakery, because it was cold, and I shrank my arms in it. The bakery owner thought that I was a disabled person who had lost both arms, and resolutely refused to accept money. He also hung bread bag around his neck very intimately. In order not to disappoint the shopkeeper, I opened the door with my head and walked out.
8. There was a gas leak at home, and I suddenly remembered that the teacher said that I should calm myself in the face of danger, so I took several deep breaths and got gas poisoning.
9. Dad: "If you fail in the exam again, don't say you know me." Xiao Ming came back from the exam and just entered the door. Dad: "How was the exam?" Xiao Ming: "Who are you?"
10. Life is not satisfactory. Nine times out of ten, 10 is particularly unsatisfactory.
1 1. I went to donate blood today, and the little brother in front paid 200 yuan. Halfway through, I saw the little brother's ferocious face. "Come on, come on, I can't do it. Call me back."
12. The boat of friendship turns over, the boat of love sinks, and the flame of family goes out. Only canoes in single dog can stand!
13. You are only twenty years old. It is normal not to meet someone you like. The later you find out, you will probably never see him again.
14. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.
15. The teacher asked: There is a kind of horse in the world, black and white. What kind of horse is it? Xiaoming: QR code! Teacher: Get out!
16. It is said that persimmons and crabs will be poisoned when eaten together. I'm a little nervous. Persimmons are all ready, and now I need crabs. If you don't like me, send me a few catties of crabs.
17. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.
18. Thin left home and gained weight, but the local accent didn't turn into a pile of meat. Children will exclaim who you are when they see strangers, fatty. Horizontal batch: clothes are tight and return to China.
19. Three hundred Tang poems basically talked about three things: loneliness in the palace. It's hard to fight. Here comes my friend. Goodbye, friends.
20. People who used to be recognized by ashes can't be recognized by makeup now.
2 1. Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses. Find it today.
22. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.
23. If you have no money in the future, please borrow it from me first. I don't want to be the last person to let you down.
24. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think about it for a long time after spending 50 yuan. I have to think about it now that I have spent 5 yuan.