Toad began a painful courtship. Under the guidance of experts, he began to practice seriously day by day. After the 998 1 robbery in the animal kingdom, he finally turned into a black swan, moved the white swan and came together with the white swan.
First of all, find a first-class strategic expert to point out the maze.
Toad found the best love strategist and asked him to marry a white swan according to his own goal, make a strategy, plan his wife into a war, and carefully plan every battle.
Goal: marry the white swan.
Strategy: analyze the white swan's mate selection criteria, personality characteristics, circle of friends, living environment, family background and so on.
Plan:
1, mate selection criteria: White swans prefer the same kind to toads. I plan to have plastic surgery and become a black swan.
2, personality characteristics: aloof, noble and elegant, everything must be tall, like to show off. I plan to send luxury goods.
3, circle of friends: exchange activities are the upper level of the animal kingdom, such as black swan, eagle, albatross and so on. Trying to climb into the celebrity circle.
4. Living environment: I like to eat live fish and live shrimp and live in a quiet and comfortable villa area. It is planned to buy an island in Madagascar and carefully build a villa area most suitable for swans to live in.
5. Family background: aristocratic family, with the title and honor of human first-class protected animals. It is planned to modify the personnel file, change the origin, and give gifts for charity and increase the title.
Why are you doing this?
Secondly, practice the trick of making money. There is a saying: one trick is fresh, eat all over the sky.
I had a plan, but because I was poor, I spent all my savings to find a love expert. So work to make money and implement the next plan. No money for plastic surgery, luxury goods, high society, living in a villa, changing files and being crowned are all nonsense. Shit, money is really important, because you have a wife, so you have to earn a lot of money. Toad practices the skill of making money. Looking around, if you want to make a lot of money, it must be a financial investment bank.
How to enter the financial investment bank?
1, practice seriously. Only by practicing hard can you enter the financial investment bank. Any careless exercise will delay and waste time, and there is no result. Toad found books on finance, listened carefully, took notes and answered every question carefully. Toad has mastered every knowledge point of finance and can accurately answer that this is what the page says. It's amazing.
2. Pay attention to feedback. Toad has read all the financial books. But I didn't know my level, so I began to do the test paper. Nima, who scored only 59 points in the exam, failed, giving toad a heavy blow. What are we doing? Our confidence is completely shattered. Do you want to marry the beautiful white swan? Yes, so, a new round of devil reading began. This time, after reading and doing, after a year of devil training, I finally got 99 points, which increased by 40 points. Then I went to the stock exchange for an internship. Every time the feedback fails, I ask Toad to go back and read it again. After the internship, toad felt very confident. As long as there is negative feedback, it will learn lessons seriously, and as long as there is positive feedback, it will sum up experience seriously.
Over and over again, toad stopped studying in the stock exchange for a while, but one day the stock exchange took a surprise exam, and he couldn't remember anything he was so familiar with. Toad, your stomach is broken. But it's useless. I finally understand that what I have learned needs constant review before I can really blend into my own bone marrow and become a unique skill.
4, become a wonderful flower, watch the silly toad practice his unique skills, watch the toad yell and marry the swan. People you see in the animal kingdom must spit, shameless and ignorant. When you are old, you still can't find a toad, get married and have children, and so on. All the contempt made toad completely collapse, but toad was unwilling, so I drew a line with secular animals and started a wonderful life. But it is very clear that one day it will be able to practice its unique skills.
I don't care about winning or losing. During my internship, the stock exchange held a trading simulation contest, and toad lost miserably, ranking last. However, toad didn't give up, just silently continued to practice trading at home. After half a year, after losing 10869 sets, I finally began to win slowly. He finally understood that all masters have scars behind them. No swan fell from the sky and said I married you. If there is, it is also an idiot swan and will not marry. You can't care about winning or losing in trick practice. You can win the final victory as long as you are serious? .
6. Seize the opportunity. Finally, at the end of the internship, due to toad's excellent internship results, the boss of the securities company personally met him and thought that such talents should not be lost and must stay. Toad seized the opportunity. Although the starting point was very low and the salary was not high, Toad still felt that it was an opportunity and he could certainly do it himself. In the stock exchange, after three years of beating, I was promoted to manager, assistant to president and president. Step by step to become the first investment bank. The annual salary is 6.5438+million.
Finally, pursue bravely. With money, Toad first went to Korea for plastic surgery, and then bought LV bags, watches and so on. I bought an isolated island development villa area, subsidized poor students everywhere, donated roads and bridges, won many social titles, and entrusted people to change files, got a very noble name and was invited by the black card of Swiss bank. From then on, a black swan named Pan Pan appeared on the earth, and the original toad disappeared.
Finally, the brave black swan and the beautiful white swan walked into the wedding hall.
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