You colluded with Niu Wangmo to eat your master. Do you know that you have committed a heinous crime! "
The Monkey King: "Cut the crap! You chased me for three days and nights, because you are a woman, I won't kill you! Don't think that I
Afraid of you! "
Tang Priest: "Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this? ! "
The Monkey King: "Oh, stop arguing!"
Tang Priest: "You are scaring me again!"
Guanyin: "You are not afraid of me, so why did you hurt Xia Zixian and take the Moonlight Box?"
The Monkey King: "Since I can't escape, I will fight with you to the death!"
Tang Priest: "Hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you. Wukong, you are too naughty, I tell you.
However, I told you not to throw things, throwing things so much-you see, I haven't finished yet, and you gave me the stick again.
Throw it away. Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. Alas! What if I hit a child? as soon as...
You can't hit children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants! -What are you doing?
The Monkey King: "Let go!"
Tang Priest: "Speak if you want! How do I know you want it if you don't tell me? Although you use it sincerely
Look at me sincerely, but tell me what you want! Do you really want it? Then you can accept it. You're not.
Really want it! Do you really want it? "
The Monkey King: "I-test!"
Guanyin: "Ah! The Monkey King! ! ! "
The Monkey King: "Hey, hey, haha-hey! Everyone saw it! This guy keeps talking whenever he has time, like a mother-in-law, gee.
Gee, like a fly, uh-! Sorry, not one, but a swarm of flies around you, er-
Hey-it flew to your ear! Help! help! Uh, so, I just catch flies and squeeze them.
Break its belly, pull out its intestines, and then tie its neck with intestines and pull hard, alas! all
My tongue is sticking out. I'll start cutting again. Wow! The whole world is quiet! Now everyone understands why I want to kill people.
Him! -
The Great Sage marries a wife (note that this line is different from the previous one).
Guanyin: "the Monkey King, you bastard, you let your teacher Tang Sanzang marry Niu's sister.
As a gift, I also invited monsters to come to a Tang priest. Do you admit your mistake? "
The Monkey King: "Bitch, you chased me for three days and nights. I won't kill you, because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid.
Thank you. "
Tang Priest: "Wukong, how can you talk to Guanyin like this?"
The Monkey King: Wu-Aa, shut up!
Tang Priest: "You scared me again!"
Guanyin: "Do you know that you have committed a heinous crime? You also robbed Xia Zixian's moonlight box, obviously.
Like avoiding me. "
The Monkey King: "Since I can't avoid it, my old grandson will fight to the death with you." (Throw away the Moonlight Box and hit it on the Tang Priest's head)
Tang priest: "What are you doing?"
Tang Priest: "Oh, Wukong, you are so naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Hey, it's wrong to throw things around. "
Yes, well, I'm not finished. Why did you throw away the stick, too? Moonlight box is a treasure, throwing it around will pollute it.
Environment Hey, what if you hit a child? Even if you can't beat children, it's not good to beat flowers and plants. "
Tang priest: "What are you doing?"
The Monkey King: "Let go!"
Tang Priest: "Oh, you have to, you just have to make it clear! I'll give it to you if you want it!
Of course I won't give it to you if you want it. It's impossible. You said you wanted it, but I won't give it to you. You said you didn't want it, but I insisted on giving it.
You, be reasonable! Now on the count of three, you have to make it clear whether you want it or not. "
The Monkey King: "I-test!"
Guanyin: "Scare, the Monkey King! ! "
The Monkey King: "Hey, hey, haha-hey! Everyone saw it! This guy talks a lot of crap, grandma,
Say what you say, just like a fly, er-! Sorry, not one, but a swarm of flies around you, er-
Hey-it flew to your ear! Help! help! Uh, so, I just catch flies and squeeze them.
Break its belly, pull out its intestines, and then tie its neck with intestines and pull hard, alas! all
My tongue is sticking out. I'll start cutting again. Wow! The whole world is quiet! Now everyone understands why they want to kill people.
Him!
Tang Priest: "Really?"
Guanyin: "There are many excuses. You don't want western classics at all. No matter how you explain it, you can't forgive you for cheating the teacher. "
Joe's behavior! "
Tang Priest: "Sister, this is all your fault!" "
Guanyin: "Ah? ! "
Tang Priest: "Wukong wants to eat me, but it's just an idea. It hasn't happened yet, and you have no proof.
What crime did he commit? ! Why don't you wait for him to eat me, then you can convict him! "
Guanyin: "Tang Sanzang, you are long-winded. I've heard about it for a long time. I didn't expect you to be so verbose. I will give it to you. "
Your inner circle wants you to subdue this monkey. You don't have to? "
Tang Priest: "Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. The front is heavy and the back is light. It is wide on the left and narrow on the right. He is very uncomfortable after wearing it.
Clothes, insomnia all night, will bring trouble to me, although he is a monkey, but also can't do this to him, the government knows.
Well, I will be accused of cruelty to animals. Speaking of diamond rings, ah-I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year.
He is exquisite in workmanship and reasonable in price. He is innocent. How about I introduce you to order another one? "
The Monkey King Guanyin: "Shut up!
Supreme treasure: "What is Chunsanniang doing in Wuyue Mountain? The devil has always been a treasure, don't ... here?
Something big will happen? Hmm? What are you idiots doing with silver on your heads? Put the gun down.
Ng Man Tat: "No, if the money falls, my head will be in danger!" " "
Supreme treasure: "What did you say? Second in command!
Blind man: "Oh, really! "
Supreme treasure: "You are so spineless, how can you be my second husband?"
Blind man: "no, no, master, I am not the second master." I am blind. Where is he? "
Ng Man Tat: "Yes, I am here."
Supreme treasure: "I already know that I scold the blind because I'm afraid you'll lose face."
Ng Man Tat) You'd better run! (Pointing at a dog) Look at your character, sneaking around, making a fool of yourself and losing your hair.
Hair, putting on airs, how can you travel with me, huh? ! "
Ng Man Tat: "Master, I am here!"
Supreme treasure: "Don't show up yet!"
Ng Man Tat: "There you are, master. You were hit by the Seven Wounds Boxing of the Seven Saints of Kunlun, and now the injury is starting to attack! "
Supreme treasure: "Don't you dare say that if you hadn't shrunk your neck that day, how could I have been hit in the nose!" " "
Ng Man Tat: "Master, was I scared to my knees? I heard that I was hit by a seven-wound fist. First of all, I became cross-eyed.
I am deaf in the back ear and can't hear. Then my voice got out of control and everything was out of tune. Finally, all my internal organs exploded.
Explode, and then you're dead, Wang. You are cross-eyed! "
Supreme treasure: "Who said I was cross-eyed? I just focused on one thing to change my previous view of things. Fuck! "
Really? I can't make a rumor and want to sit in my seat! "
Ng Man Tat: "Oh, I dare not, master!" "
Supreme treasure: "dare not? Dare I step on you (a pile of grass)? Hum, I step on it! I stepped on it for so long, even if it didn't hurt.
Just handle it twice! "
Ng Man Tat: "Ah-ah-!"
Supreme treasure: "Roger that!"
3 Supreme Treasure: "Hum-!"
Jingjing: "Who?"
Supreme treasure: "it's a long night, and I don't want to sleep." I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep. It turns out that Jingjing can't sleep either! "
Jingjing: "Oh-yes! I want to know why Master Wang Can can't sleep? "
Supreme treasure: "It's all because of Jingjing!"
Jingjing: "I-!"
Supreme treasure: "Yes, since I met Jingjing, I decided to turn over a new leaf and stop being a thief to show my gratitude to my aunt.
Mom, your sincerity, I don't want to see the old me again? -Is it nice? "
Jingjing: "Are you a smelly monkey?"
Supreme treasure: "hmm, smelly monkey?"
Jingjing: "the Monkey King?"
Supreme treasure: "the Monkey King?"
Jingjing: "Why don't you just become human? ! "
Supreme treasure: "What about people-?"
Jingjing: "It seems that you won't admit it without three flavors of bone fire!" "
Supreme treasure: "wow, do you still need it?" Burn again, why bother? Why bother?
…………
Supreme treasure: "Wow, why did you burn me with a flame bomb?"
Jingjing: "Why did you shave your beard? Do you know that you have no character without a beard? "
Supreme treasure: "Really?"
Jingjing: "Wen is not good, nor is Wu!" You don't want to be a mountain thief, you want to be a champion? "
Supreme treasure: "I thought about it!" " "
Jingjing: "save it, what image will you change?" Do your promising career as a mountain thief. "
Supreme treasure: "I know! I will definitely work hard! "
Jingjing: "Nothing looks like a smelly monkey." Supreme treasure: "At that time, that sword was only 0.0 1 cm away from my throat! However, after a quarter of the incense, the sword's
The hostess will fall in love with me completely! Because I decided to tell a lie, although I have lied countless times in my life, but
But this is the most perfect! "
Xia Zi: If you take one more step, I'll kill you!
Supreme treasure: "if you do this, I will die." There is a sincere feeling in front of me. I don't have Jane. "
I regret it when I lose it. The most painful thing in the world is this! Your sword is on my throat.
Cut it off, don't hesitate. If God can give me another chance, I will say to that girl.
Three words' I love you', if I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is-'ten thousand years'! "
A Chinese Odyssey-Classic lines beta 1 Xia Zi: "Bastard!"
Supreme treasure: "Tu ...! What do you want, bitch? "
Xia Zi: Bastard!
Supreme treasure: "you are the bastard!" "
Xia Zi: "You are not human!" "
Supreme treasure: "you are not human, don't be crazy!" " Do you understand what I just told you? "
Xia Zi: "Do you understand that I am no longer a fairy! I only know one thing, that is, to love someone.
How painful! "
Supreme treasure: "Wow! Don't tell me such nonsense, I tell you you have the wrong person! "
Xia Zi: "Nan, where did you buy that golden bell?"
Supreme treasure: "..."
(Xia Zi blocked Niu Wangmo for the Supreme Treasure)
Supreme treasure: "Xia Zi! ! ! "
Xia Zi: "My lover is a world hero. One day, he will marry me on the seven-color cloud. I guessed right. "
Boss, but I can't guess the ending! "
After the Tang Priest was tied up, he said to one of the two goblins guarding him, "How many brothers and sisters do your parents have?"
Are you still there? Say something! I just want to make more friends before I die, so being a demon is like being a demon.
People, like others, should have a kind heart With a kind heart, they are no longer demons, but transvestites. (Another monster begins.
He understood. Did you get it? People and goblins are born by their mothers, but the difference is that people are mothers.
Yes, a demon is a demon (one of the monsters committed suicide). Well, (turning to another) what's your mother's name? ...
(Another monster hanged himself) Die faster than me, you are really good! ..... be careful, everyone, it's raining and thunder.
Collect clothes! "
Supreme treasure: "come out, grapes!" " "
Bodhi Bodhi: "I don't want to spy on you, I just want to study some subtle feelings between people."
Supreme treasure: "You are just a robber, big brother, don't be like others."
Bodhi bodhizu: "Robbers are also learned!" "
Supreme treasure: "save it!" "
Bodhi Bodhi Bodhi: "Is Xia Zi an exclamation point or a full stop in my mind? You're full of it?
Question mark? "
Supreme Treasure: "Xia Zi is just a person I know. I lied to her before, and now there is only one.
Just a little guilty. I hate her more and more. I'm getting married tomorrow. What do you want? "
Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree, Bodhi Tree
Supreme treasure: "alas, but how can I fall in love with a person I hate?" Please give me a reason,
Please.
"
Bodhi Bodhi: "Do you need a reason to love someone?"
Supreme treasure: "Don't you need it?"
Bodhi Bodhi: "Do you need it?"
Supreme treasure: "Don't you need it?"
Bodhi Bodhi: "Do you need it?"
Supreme treasure: "Don't you need it?"
Bodhi bodhi: "Well, I'm just learning from you. Why are you so serious? -Do you need it? "
Bodhi Bodhi: "According to legend, 500 years ago, this was the place where water curtain cave, the Great Sage of Qitian, lived. Ever since he killed Niu Mowang
Wang, after the Tang Priest was rescued, there were no monsters in this world. Since then, many people have come here to get involved.
Fish, this guy pretends to be a pig, but he says he is a pig. Wow, big brother, when you put on this suit, just talk about yourself.
It's the Monkey King. Give me some professionalism. You see, those hairs are split, and they look like they are wearing two pieces of rice cakes on their heads.
Yes, you can eat for a living. what are you reading? Your disguise is disgusting. I'm mad at me, too.
Go ahead. "