2) There is another sentence: Stop! Stop. My ... my husband, he ... he's WC.
Qin Xiang: If I have any shortcomings, I can correct them.
Naoki: Just leave it as it is.
4) You didn't lose your daughter, but you gained a son. (Video of their wedding)
Dad, thank you for bringing up Qin Xiang so well. I will cherish her.
6) Kaitai, I hope you understand that she has married me and you have no idea about her.
7) You can only fly so high.
Only then did I find out how big the world is.
Only to find that we still have a lot to do.
Look further, okay?
8) I like that sentence: the food is too salty, the meat is too rotten, and there are eggshells in the eggs.
9)XQ asks Yu Shu what kind of girl's beauty she likes.
XQ: (excitedly) Do you like girls with long hair or girls with short hair?
Tree: (very calm) No hair.
Haha ~
10) in the fourth episode, Naoki said to Yumu
I know you hate idiots, but don't bully my wife too much.
I feel very warm ... I can't tell you how I feel.
1 1) "But ... I'm ... I'm stupid"
"Never mind, I have taught the dumbest students", and then I looked at Qin Xiang.
Haha, that's funny.
12) There is another sentence. xq's father said: "People who cut meat every day give others a piece of meat like their own today." So touching ~
Qin Xiang, is your head okay? Don't knock off your little IQ!
-From our lovely work!
14) Naoki: She doesn't seem to understand how much I love her.
15) What should you do if something happens to you?
This sentence is super classic
16) Naoki says: silly goose, come in quickly.
17) I really can't imagine how you would live without me. Maybe that's why I am so strict with you. I don't know how long I can stay with you in this life, but you should live bravely while I am away.
18) Your wife is your sister-in-law.
19) Nina asks Naoki: Who is that white face?
ZS A: It's Zhong Kui and his children.
"But isn't Zhong Kui flushed?"
"The red one is Guan Gong"
"The red face is Guan Yu, who is the black face?"
Lord Bao
"Bao Gong, what's that green one?"
Shrek (cartoon name)
20) Our intelligent instrument is very excited to see dead things.
2 1) How does Chuanjin put on smoky makeup today?
This is our family business, you outsider, get out of here.
1, Qin Xiang: If I have shortcomings, I can correct them.
Naoki: Just leave it as it is.
You didn't lose your daughter, but you gained a son. (Video of their wedding)
Dad, thank you for raising Qin Xiang so well. I will cherish her.
Kaitai, I hope you understand that she has married me, so don't do anything to her.
5. You can only fly so high.
Only then did I find out how big the world is.
Only to find that we still have a lot to do.
Look further, okay?
6. In the fourth episode, Naoki told Hiroyuki.
I know you hate idiots, but don't bully my wife too much.
I feel very warm ... I can't tell you how I feel.
7. Qin Xiang's father said, "How can a person who cuts meat every day give someone a piece of meat like he cuts his own meat today?" So touching ~
Naoki: She doesn't seem to understand. How much I love her.
9. Naoki said: The password of this password lock is your birthday. Why don't you even guess? Silly goose! ~ ~ ~ silly goose. Come on in! ~ ~ ~ What will happen to you?
10, Naoki: I really can't imagine how you would live without me. Maybe that's why I am so strict with you. I don't know how long I can stay with you in this life, but you should live bravely while I am away.
1 1, Naoki: This is our family affair, you stranger, go away.
I really like these lines, hehe ~ ~ ~
These are the classic lines of "The Kiss of Prank 2".
The first one:
Four key points:
1. Stop hitting me or patting me. My body is made of meat and bones, not cement!
I will only take you to school once.
Don't tell anyone that you live in my house, I don't want to have any influence on me because of your!
Don't talk to me when you get to school!
The second one:
Item: Wow ~ What's going on in your genius head?
Tree: something obviously different from you!
Item: .........., that's right. .............
The third one:
Yushu: Brother! Ignore her! If you stay with a fool for a long time, you will become stupid!
Naoki: ... That's right. .......
The fourth one:
Reasons for rejecting Qin Xiang: I ... don't ... like ... happy ... women who don't have ... intelligence ... tendons!
The fifth one ... absolutely classic!
Just ... idiot!
Naoki: Do you think I'm hallucinating again?
Qin Xiang: Aren't you?
Naoki: Hallucinations don't talk to you.
ZS: With you, I always have a lot of stupid things to do.
XQ came to ZS's new home:
XQ: Wow, it's so clean. Son ... Does Yu Zi often come to help you clean?
ZS: You are the first girl to come in.
When the tennis club is training,
Qin Xiang is cutting onions, and the straight tree is coming ~
Qin Xiang: Naoki. ........
Naoki: I seem to have seen this photo there.
Helpless ... Help Qin Xiang cook.
Naoki: I shouldn't have come to the tennis club that day!
I will love you more and more until I become an old woman.
Item: Wow ~ What's going on in your genius head?
Tree: something obviously different from you!
The most classic thing is that ZS can't ask XQ after repeated education: I really don't understand what's going on in your head.
XQ lowered his head and whispered: something obviously different from you ~ (I returned the same to ZS, and I was defeated! )
XQ: Good morning! Did you sleep well?
ZS: no!
XQ: Why?
ZS: You dragged me out of bed several times because you didn't sleep well!
XQ: Hey! I slept like a lady, okay?
ZS: Really?
Xq: What do I want to send most?
In fact, I want to give happiness to Naoki most.
Happiness is to give him a warm home.
I am the mistress of the family, and he is the husband who works hard outside.
Xq: zs, let me ask you a question! ~
ZS: no
XQ: Ouch! Just one!
ZS: I don't want it
YS: Do you know why Lin Daiyu buried flowers?
XQ: Who is it? Your girlfriend? YS, don't like others because Yang Yun doesn't like you! ~
YS: You don't even read! ~
XQ: I want to find it a hundred times ... no ... ten thousand times better than you. ..
ZS: Then go and find it. ..
XQ: I ... I ...
kiss
Naoki sticks out his tongue! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Zi Qi: Instead of finding someone you can't love, find someone who is willing to accompany you. ...
Mom: I just need to practice more now, and then I will get pregnant and have a baby. . . That brother is doing great things outside. Qin Xiang, what's your name when you are the boss of king of the children at home (Naoki leaves with a helpless face)? . . . What about the third child? If it's not a man or a woman, just call it Jiang Jiang. . .
Wu Ren: It doesn't matter if I eat more, it doesn't matter if I get fat, even if I become a pig!
Wu Ren: Why are you so stupid? ! Why did you sacrifice yourself for Jiang Zhishu? ! He won't cherish it! Forget Naoki earlier! Why can't people always see the happiness in front of them and pursue those illusory feelings? Do you know that I love you the most? (The last two classic sentences)
Naoki saw pure beauty on his way to the Christmas party, so he called Qin Xiang's home.
Xq: straight tree
Did you have a good time?
Xq: Happy, very happy!
Zhang: That's good. ...
But I have a question for you.
I called home. Why did I answer it at KTV? Remember to take your mobile phone home after singing!
Naoki: Do you like him?
Qin Xiang: Of course, since his freshman year, I have been the only one in his heart.
Naoki: If people like you, do you like him? Is it that easy?
Qin Xiang: What's wrong with that?
Naoki: I don't see what's good about this.
Qin Xiang: At least better than me. It's not like me. It took me five years to fall in love with someone who can't possibly like me. All you have to do now is deal with your affairs with Whelan. Why worry about Ah Chin and me? These things have nothing to do with you, nothing to do with you.
Naoki: It doesn't matter at all. The person you like is me. You can't like others.
Qin Xiang: You are always so confident. What is this? Yes, yes, I like you, but what can I do? You don't like me at all. ......
Hugs and kisses
Xq: The donkey is poor in skills, which probably means that a very rich donkey is poor because of poor skills.
"The donkey is at the end of his rope." Well ... this may mean ... a very rich donkey ... becomes poor because of poor skills ... (Laughter-)
Qin Xiang: Naoki, did you like me a long time ago?
Naoki: Ah
Qin Xiang: That was the second time we kissed.
Naoki: I am ... second. ...
Qin Xiang: In the hospital, when Yu Shu was in the hospital.
kiss
Qin Xiang: Admit it.
Naoki: Admit what?
Qin Xiang: Admit that you like me as much as I like you. Are you crazy about me, too?
Naoki: Me ...
KISS^_^ Qin Xiang Initiative
Qin Xiang: Hey, don't you have any expectations?
Naoki: Marriage is like this.
Two people love each other to death.
When we first met, it was like a pot of cold water.
You heat it crazily.
Keep adding, adding.
Add it until the water boils.
Then you will ask us what to do next.
Until we get married.
Everything that needs to be done has been done.
It should be too hot.
A pot of water that was originally full has bottomed out.
Love is gone, waiting for the water in the pot to boil.
Either burn dry, break up, or bite the bullet and burn the bottom of the pot, leaving nothing.
Qin Xiang: Vilti (whispering)
Naoki: Love has no pot, no water and nothing.
Qin Xiang: So you mean you don't love me, right? Tell me earlier (cute)
Naoki: On the contrary, I will love you more and more.
Our hungry water is heating up.
I'll wait until it boils slowly.
Then keep it slowly until it boils.
Qin Xiang: I can't understand Naoki's helplessness.
Naoki: It means that I will love you more and more until we all become old ladies.
Is it okay?
Qin Xiang: OK, I see (so cute).
kiss
Yu Zi: Falling in love with someone who doesn't love himself is more painful and lonely than finding someone who can love!
Naoki: Uncle Cai, please marry Qin Xiang to me!
......
I finally understand that the person I really want is Qin Xiang. I want to marry her ... I hope the only person who can spend the rest of my life with me is Qin Xiang. ...
Qin Xiang: Of course, when you get married, you must wear a white gauze and a long skirt, just like Princess Diana. Then you ride a white horse and take me to the front of the church. Oh, by the way, the sunset is hanging on the other side of the horizon behind you. Then you jumped off the horse and put me down. In front of everyone, you gently held my little face and said to me affectionately: Qin Xiang, I love you. .....
Zs: I can only say that it is unreasonable to like someone.
This is the classic line of prank kiss.