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Encyclopedia of funny copywriting for girls
1. There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason.

The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

We can reach the ends of the earth, but we can't reach the end of time after all.

Don't worry about my sense of security. You think I'm specialized in antivirus software.

I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

6. You are dressed dangerously. But you look safe!

7. Find a girlfriend, not someone like me. It's so cute and insecure.

As long as you are willing to work hard, there is nothing you can't screw up.

9. Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties. 10. Be sure to remember those people who chat with you late into the night, because of them, you have dark circles. 1 1. Although I can't help all beings, I can do harm to all.

12. It is said that leg hair is good for the kidney. I touched my leg hair with satisfaction! Why does a girl need such a good kidney?

13. I just like quiet. Don't think I won't go crazy.

14. These days, you can't rely on yourself, but you want to rely on others.

15. If you don't want to be sad or shed tears, don't be curious about what you shouldn't see.

16. There are not many beautiful skins, and there are fewer interesting souls. The ugly and vicious pig climbed all over the floor.

17. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

18. The brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without it.

19. There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you?

20. I suddenly found a particularly embarrassing thing. I want to be in the mood at this moment, but I'm not in the mood.