At that time, Chu was a prosperous country, and the people of Chu lived in peace and contentment.
One day, King Chu Ling and his concubine were walking arm in arm in the imperial garden. When King Chu Ling sat down to have a rest, he saw the charming and lovely posture of his concubine, and he couldn't help being fascinated by it, and his eyes shone. At this point, he couldn't help thinking: how charming! If only my ministers had such thin waists, I don't know how good it would be!
The next day, a notice was posted in the DPRK, saying that if there were waist exercisers in love birds, they would be rewarded! The news made North Korean ministers very happy, and they started to take action without saying anything.
Whether it is a recruit or a veteran, you must run in the morning after getting up every morning, so that the fat on your body begins to sweat and your belly disappears without a trace.
This is just part of slimming. Don't eat heavily after exercise, as it will only have the opposite effect. Only one meal a day is allowed, and meat and fish are not allowed in the food. Only vegetarian food is served on the dining table, and multiple meals are not allowed.
After more than ten days, it still has no effect. Ministers should practice "devil training": the first thing they do after getting up every morning is to look in the mirror in advance, take a deep breath, and then hold their breath. Although there are 10 thousand reluctance in my heart, I still have to tighten my belt, and sometimes I have to ask the waiter to help me and walk slowly.
A year later, ministers have long been sallow and emaciated, scrawny and dark-faced, which makes them uncomfortable. Wenwu Baiguan gained a slim waist, but sacrificed his health and almost died. Regardless of civil servants, military attaché s are skinny, how can they wield broadswords on the battlefield? Many more people starve to death than die in battle.
Not so good. This happened to be heard by other countries, and the enemy gloated, missed the opportunity and attacked immediately. Sure enough. Within three days, the enemy successfully captured Chu.
King Chu Ling regretted it very much. If he had known that things would get so messy, he would have stopped the notice. Alas, "if I had known today, why not at the beginning"!
The soldiers waded through the mountains and headed for Shanhaiguan. These mountains are tall and big. They pass through one by one ... It's late at night, so they have to camp here and have a rest. At night, the soldiers' tents have been lit, and in the moonlight, it is like a long dragon with golden light, winding on the white snowy mountain. At night, it is windy and rainy outside. I woke up from my dream, tossing and turning, and I couldn't sleep anymore. This is, I remember my hometown. The wife can be fine, but when sewing clothes again, she pricked her finger; Parents can be fine, and their knees hurt again when it rains; The baby is fine. Are you naughty again? Thought of here, my eyes are hazy.
The sun is shining, and a group of children are playing in the yard. Some of them are playing a game of chasing each other, some are playing hide-and-seek and some are jumping rubber bands. The children had a good time.
A boy playing hide-and-seek climbed to the edge of the urn. The boy stood by the urn and waddled along. Suddenly, the boy slipped and fell into the water. The boy choked a few mouthfuls of water, turned pale with fear and shouted "Help".
Other children saw it, some were at a loss around the urn, and some were scared to run away. Only Sima Guang aside calmly to find a way to. Suddenly, Sima Guang saw a big stone beside the urn. Sima Guang struggled to pick up the big stone, aimed it at the bottom of the urn and smashed it hard. He saw a crack in the urn, and he hit it several times, and the urn cracked a small hole. At this time, Sima Guang tried his best to suck milk and smashed a big hole in the urn. At this moment, the water came out with a crash.
When the children were saved, the adults knew about it and rushed to wipe the water off the boy and send it to a warm place. When others knew about Sima Guang's smashing the jar, they all gave him a thumbs-up and praised him for being smart and brave.
At this time, everything was late, and the little girl's mother was pushing her daughter hard. "It began to cry again, woke up the whole family, ah. My brother's name is Chen Junyi. He is not only good in character, but also good in appearance. There are four speakers on the front of the 450-character composition machine, which are players; I thought: when can I eat such a long queue? 34 floats from different provinces in China passed the rostrum. They are colorful.
As soon as the news was announced, my mother, there were a group of ministers in North Korea, all of whom were grandfathers of gentlemen. Hearing the news, they suddenly felt golden light shining in their eyes, as if gold were rolling in.
So, the ministers of that class studied a clever plan to change three meals a day into one meal and tighten their belts every day.
They began to plan. Before going to court every day, I always tidy up my clothes and then ask my wife and children to help them tighten their belts. Although they are screaming and getting hurt, they will never give up for money and fame.
A month later, their minister was promoted, and the other ministers he saw were ready to move. A year later, the DPRK minister began to lose weight.
This is, people in neighboring countries have heard about it, and they think this is the best time to defeat Chu. A few days later, the war began.
As soon as the king of Chu heard the war, he immediately sent military commanders to subdue them. But as soon as the military commander put on his armor, he couldn't afford to fall to the ground, which made the king of Chu very uneasy.
This is, a courtier suggested that we should go to the people to recruit generals with strong physique and extraordinary courage. A few days later, someone finally signed up, and the king of Chu was very happy.
In the end, the general drove the enemy out of the country, and the State of Chu weathered the storm.
Yan people finally climbed back. Climbing to the gate, the soldier asked, "Hey? Li Si, what are you climbing? " His face turned red and he quickly climbed over without saying a word. On the way, everyone who knew him had great questions: what happened to Li Si? Why are you climbing? Everyone asked, "Li Si, what are you doing?" "What's the matter with you?" "Why are you crawling ...? But Li Si said, "Nothing, well, nothing ..." Others were skeptical. They watched him until they couldn't see his shadow, and then they discussed: Could his leg be bad? My foot was still broken, and then someone interjected, it's not that I can't walk!
Li Si climbed and climbed, and finally climbed into a secret hole. He decided that he must learn to walk and walk beautifully! So he stood up slowly and moved his feet forward slowly. Finally, he learned to walk! And the way of walking is the most beautiful, thousands of times more than Handan people. He was very happy and went home.
When I got home, my wife was happy and sad, and you finally came back! Where have you been? Three months, three months! where the hell did you go ? Li Si said, "You don't know my stupid thing. Later, I went to our secret cave to practice walking. After three months of hard training, I finally learned to walk gracefully. Look! " At some point, Li Si began to adopt the "Li Si Walk Method". His wife saw it and said, "Li Si, I have never married you for nothing in my life. You finally made a difference! " After that, Li Si established the Footwork College. Shortly after the opening of the business, many people signed up to learn the "Li Si Walking Method", which became more and more prosperous and praised Li Si more and more. Later, he thought his name should be better. After discussing with his wife, he changed his name to "Li Si Model Step". From then on, his stupidity was covered by his good deeds, and he was no longer ashamed.
The boatman's paddle woke me up, and I looked at the distant scenery in a daze. A mist on the river makes the distant green hills waver. That mountain seems so far away that I can't even see the original blue and black. The end of my journey may still be on the other side of the mountain. The reflection of the mountain is so long, and the boat is quietly driving on the mirror-like lake of jade, as if afraid of waking up something. The sunset glow reflects.
At this time, the tide has risen and the river seems to have widened. At this moment, I am the only one on the Yangtze River. I stood at the bow, and the river kept beating against the hull. Looking at this wide river and fiery red sky, there is a feeling that the sea is vast and the sails are full. The ship struggled along. Birds singing and insects singing are high and low, and sometimes slow.
When I woke up again, it was dawn, but the moon was still hanging in the air. Everything that happened last night appeared in front of me. Looking at the rising sun, I can't help but feel that this is the dawn after darkness, and a feeling of hope comes to my mind. Suddenly I thought of the Chinese New Year, my mother, my wife and children, and the scalper at home.
However, I am still a little sad that I can't reunite with my relatives, but my sadness will gradually fade away when I think that I am busy for my country. At this time, I will start to write home. At this point, I have written several letters from home, but I don't know how to send them back to my hometown. The geese had just returned to the north when the letter brought me back. Just ask the goose to send the letter back. I hope I don't come back when my mother is away. These geese fly to the south.
Expanding composition 7 Spring is coming! On a sunny day, Yang Wanli, a poet of the Song Dynasty, passed Anren by boat. Everything there is revived, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, lakes and mountains are beautiful, and flowers and trees by the lake are reflected in the water. He can't help but admire: it's beautiful here, full of laughter and beautiful scenery everywhere! After thinking about it, a picture surprised him even more.
There are two innocent and lively children sitting on the boat. They talked and laughed, but a difficult problem stumped them. It turned out that they thought the boat was sailing too slowly and were trying to find a way. Rowing, too tired; What if you don't row and it's too slow? The older children rummaged about in the boat, and the younger children sat in the bow and thought hard. Finally, the big boy found an oil-paper umbrella on the boat. The older child and the younger child thought about it, looked at each other and smiled. I saw him put away the pole, stop the oar, open the umbrella, hold it high above his head, and face the umbrella forward, saying, "Wind, blow it up, let our boat move." I saw the wind blowing an umbrella and let the boat move slowly. The two children laughed again. They smiled sweetly.
The poet Yang Wanli understood that the two children wanted to move forward with the help of the wind. Yang Wanli praised: "What a clever child, what a lovely child!"
On the edge of a quiet forest, there is a gurgling river. Warm sunshine shines on the water through the cracks in the branches, like a blue ribbon! The pheasant couple are singing on the stage, shaking their white feathers and dancing.
In my opinion, only a quiet, beautiful, intelligent and virtuous girl deserves a gentleman with graceful demeanor. The uneven shepherd's purse by the water, the girl's left hand and right hand are fishing, a quiet, beautiful, intelligent and virtuous girl, a gentleman's dream!
Because I can't get her, I miss her day and night. I am willing to pay for her and just want to take care of her forever. The feeling of missing is deep and long, and her beautiful face always appears in front of my eyes and cannot be erased. I can't sleep at night, lying in bed thinking over and over again.
The girl is picking the uneven water shepherd's purse with dexterous hands. How I wish she and I were male and female pigeons, staying together day and night. Quiet, beautiful, intelligent and virtuous girl, I walked beside her playing the piano, and pigeons surrounded us. I expressed my respect and friendship to her and poured out my heart.
The uneven shepherd's purse was pulled down by the girl with her left hand and right hand. I knocked on the bell and drum and approached her gradually. Pigeons flapped their wings around us. I want her to feel happy and happy. However, all this is wishful thinking, and it is my wish for a beautiful acacia!