What the fuck is going on? I don't care at all. Author Yan Hua, the article comes from Arabian Nights.
Recently, a politician was called "Niang", so "harm" suddenly reminded me of an article in China's China textbook-Hu Shi's "Mother's Instruction".
Mother's admonition is a beautiful article with neat structure and strong feelings, but what impressed the students was that Hu Shi sounded like a swearing quip in the article: "I don't care about my mother!" " 」
Of course, this sentence is not a dirty word, and it definitely does not mean to greet anyone's mother. Moreover, "this mother is not another mother", and Hu Shi's "mother" really refers to Hu Shi's mother, not "sissy".
In other words, 100 years ago, on an early autumn evening, Hu Shi wandered at the door after eating. Seeing that Hu Shi was wearing too little, his aunt brought him a dress and told him to put it on: "Put it on! It's so cold] But Hu Shi didn't know what happened to that tendon, and suddenly he said humorously, "What the hell! Lao Tzu is not Lao Tzu. Hu Shi's mother happened to hear this sentence, so she dragged Hu Shi out of bed that night and beat him up, and also vigorously scolded him: "You are not as proud as Lao Zi! So you can talk! (Translated in hip-hop language should be: "Your father died, do you think it's awesome? It is said that Hu Shi's mother trembled with anger and her blood pressure once dropped below 40.
The Chinese textbook is "Mom, I'm not Lao Zi!" What's the use of telling me about my mother? My father can't even take care of me (note: because Hu Shi's father was dead at that time, how can I take care of Hu Shi unless there is something supernatural? )
I think Hu Shi's reaction at that time was very reasonable! Being a widow at such a young age is really XXX. If my son thinks he is a funny artist, full of jokes that hurt people and hurt himself, and doesn't drag the dead child out to teach him a lesson, he will really be sorry for himself and the audience all over the country. If Hu Shi's mother had not decisively taught Hu Shi at that time, I don't think Hu Shi would have made such outstanding achievements in the future.
Seeing this, you may think that Yan Hua will talk to you about Mr. Hu Shi next. No ~ I still want to tell you, "What the hell, I'm not Lao Zi!" " "This sentence.
I don't need to play charades with you. The politician called "bitch" at the beginning of this article is Mr. Ma, chairman of the Kuomintang. Many people say that Mr. Ma is sissy and irresponsible because he has not dared to mention the recall case or the cabinet replacement case so far. People who think Mr. Ma is a "bitch" will probably point to Mr. Ma's head and shout, "I'm not a bitch!" If they remember Master Hu Shi's article like me. 」
Maybe it's because I'm awkward and different! I don't think Teacher Ma is "girly" at all! But I must add that "Buniang" and "very manly" are not synonyms, because I never thought Mr. Ma was very manly, but it doesn't matter! Anyway, Mr. Ma won't be the face cleanser spokesperson of "very man".
I think the main reason why Mr. Ma is not very girly is that I don't support the recall case or the cabinet replacement case.
If I am forced to support the case of recall or cabinet replacement, I may tell you: "In fact, I prefer the two cases of Taiwan Province Province's 20 16 Olympic bid and Taiwan Province Province's application for direct access to the UN Security Council. Wait a minute ~, why did you suddenly laugh when reading an article in front of the computer?
"You laugh a fart! What's so funny about this? " "what! You said that these two situations are impossible, and you laughed! " "Please ~ what's so funny about this! I am serious! 」
If you laughed a few seconds ago, and because you think Taiwan Province Province's bid for the Olympic Games is naive, it is a genius to go directly to the UN Security Council, you will be laughed at! Then I can tell you: the recall case and the rummaging case are as difficult as the above two cases and are evenly matched. If I support these two cases, I will laugh.
Many people know that it is not easy to dismiss the case and change the cabinet. Everyone knows that "everything is difficult at the beginning", but it seems necessary for Mr. Ma to start! You can't do nothing, just like a sissy.
I know it is not easy to get started, but I know it is easy to get ahead, and it seems easier to get ahead! As long as you are sure that you don't have to bear all the blame for this matter, in fact, anyone can shoot the first shot.
Some people may say, "Why can't Taiwan Province Province be like South Korea? Patriotism does not mean loving the government (see the first episode, Yeah334, "Why should we be able to do what South Korea can do?" " ")? In South Korea, as long as the government makes people unhappy, people will immediately take to the streets to be angry. "So, by contrast, Mr Ma this guy is really enough niang! I can't believe I didn't lead everyone into the street and get mad!
I have to defend Mr. Ma. He is not a man. I think the situation in Taiwan Province Province is really different from that in South Korea, because anything that bothers everyone for a long time (the recall will take at least nine months! ) In theory, it won't cause too much ripple. Besides, more than 80% people in Taiwan Province Province despise Koreans from the heart, so why compare the incident of "getting angry in the street" with Koreans. Don't you think this is as absurd as Du's refusal to recognize mainland education, but when he insists on the idiom "there are too many books to finish", he has to move out of the published dictionary to justify himself?
Many people criticize Mr. Ma for not deciding his next step until he has read the opinion poll report. It's really girly! Someone is right, "politicians should lead the people, not follow the opinion polls!" " I'm sorry! I don't agree with this statement either, if the opinion polls really represent the thoughts of some people (please forgive me for using the word "part")! ), what's wrong with Mr. Ma, who is too old to be a mother, carefully following the opinion polls? This is more than the opinion polls in the past few years, which clearly oppose certain policies, but Mr. Chen, who is very manly, is determined to lead the people, right?
If you insist that Teacher Ma is a pussy, it's none of my business. I just want to say, to paraphrase Hu Shi's sentence, "What happened to Mr. Ma? None of my business! " And I want to drag Mr. Chen into the water by the way. I only hope that in the next few months, Mr. Chen will not be too sissy, and will not take his girls to the front line and use the usual "sympathy war" drama!
Maybe someone is going to talk again: "Are we just going to do nothing and watch Mr. Chen bluff and rot all the time?" Well, I know that 85.7 142% people in Taiwan Province Province are a little angry (but not necessarily angry with Mr. Chen! It is also possible to be angry with Qiu Yi and others! ), 14.2857% people are extremely indignant and angry to achieve the effect of natural slimming. I also know that more than 40% people delayed filing their tax returns on the last day of this year, which shows that everyone is unwilling to pay taxes to the government in all aspects!
But I have to move out of my teacher peter drucker, who died last year. Teacher Peter said 36 years ago: "People have lost interest in dating the government. Anyway, the government is such a bird The government is just the main subject you want to curse after dinner. Teacher Peter said you should be listening, right?
Besides, the president is not equal to the government, and the government is not our Laozi, so Hu Shi was forced to jump out and say, "What the hell, Laozi is not Laozi!" " "Comfort you. I also want to tell readers by the way: I love Taiwan Province Province and I believe in Taiwan Province Province. I think the competitiveness and super vitality of Taiwan Province Province come from the people of Taiwan Province Province, not from the government.
Why don't we seize this rare opportunity to adapt to a future without "promising government" leadership? Why don't we trust everyone around us who is down-to-earth and hard-working, but believe the insincere bullshit of those bullshit politicians coming out of the depths of the rectum?
Maybe you still don't listen to me, or you want to do something to express your displeasure. Then let's go to the streets! But please take to the streets after this wave of departure, after the final exam or after the World Cup! In this way, the Chiang Kai-shek Memorial Hall can broadcast the grand occasion of the World Cup live on the big screen, and you won't feel bored!
If a politician stands on the stage and asks you excitedly at the top of his voice, "What do you say, folks?" ? ",please use:" good your mother's head! Reply. If you see someone wearing a campaign vest and holding a campaign flag, please throw all your bananas, guavas and eggs at him with Wang's fast straight ball.
In addition, I also hope that you can wear "white" clothes to the streets, because white does not mean any political party, but white means that we are pure and innocent, raised by our parents, want to live a good life, and don't want any politicians who make a fool of themselves to dirty us!
As for Teacher Ma who was called a girl, you are not a girl at all, let alone a man! Your "gentleness, courtesy and frugality" is really punctual and very popular in peacetime! But in this chaotic special period, in fact, you can still keep your "temperature" because it is a good positioning. You seem to know very well that children in Taiwan Province province like mobile suit's cartoons, not news that stimulates soldiers.
"Good" must be changed to "quantity". It's really not a bad thing to follow public opinion! "Attack" should be changed to "attack" according to the situation, because the team with balanced offensive and defensive can win the championship! The word "frugality" should be changed to "simplicity" slightly, and the strategy of "simplicity" should become a language that everyone in Taiwan Province Province can understand. As for the last word "let", you can understand it yourself! Because you are not a member, Teacher Yan can only stop here.
This article is the 372nd episode of Yee.
I don't know why I suddenly remembered this sentence today (I am a student in the second semester of Grade Two, and this sentence is especially new in my memory). I seem to have understood all the meanings. This is a pun: 1, Lao Zi (I) don't (don't) Lao Zi (Dad) 2, Lao Zi (I) don't (don't) Lao Zi (I) (meaning:.
Thanks to the original commentator: Yaxiu