I didn't have criteria for choosing a spouse before, but until I met you, I told myself that I couldn't get it.
When you think you are short, poor and ugly, don't lose heart, at least you have self-knowledge.
Every time I feel lonely and helpless, I can think of my own cells, think of a lot of cells, live only for myself, and suddenly laugh!
As long as it's my friend who has no money, just tell me and let me know that I'm not alone.
6. "Will you call me if I lose it?" "Of course, who lost 100 kilograms of meat and didn't find it!"
7. I can't believe that those fat cells that I eat and drink all day long pretend not to understand when I am about to freeze to death in the cold wind. They don't want to set themselves on fire to keep me warm. Their hearts are so cold. Raised a group of baiwenhang!
8. Ancient robbery: I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to pass by here, stay and buy money. After thousands of years of civilization baptism, in today's society, robbery is like this: 500 meters in front of the toll booth, please slow down.
9. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after the holiday, you can't recognize me!
10. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.
1 1. In fact, rich people keep a low profile. For example, I ride a bike every day, and no one knows that I have an electric car at home.
12. Sometimes, people are cold to you. Maybe it's not your problem. Maybe people just don't like ugly people.
13. It is said that girls are made of water, and they are gentle and won't lose their temper. Me too, but I'm Sprite, so I have to hold it. I can't shake it or drop it, or it will explode easily.
14. People fall in love by looks, romance and burning money. On the other hand, I am blind.
15. It is difficult to go to work at noon on weeding day. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a beautiful day, hard work is hard work!
16. I heard that eating too much seafood can lead to gout. Later, when I think about it carefully, it is impossible for me to eat gout with my financial strength!
17. Thin and thin have gained weight since leaving home, but the local accent has not changed. Children will exclaim who you are when they see strangers, fatty. Horizontal batch: clothes are tight and return to China.
18. I always treat money like dirt, and anyone who wants money treats me like dirt.
19. Failure is the mother of success. No one will always fail, just feel a little more maternal love.
20. Q: What do turtles and rabbits have in common in the tortoise-rabbit race? A: It's good for your health. Everything is delicious.
2 1. Travel, there is a temple in the scenic spot, so I will stop by the temple to play. When you buy a ticket, ask if you have a student ticket. The result of the conductor's answer is super classic. He said: all beings are equal before the Buddha, and there is no student ticket!
22. Don't complain that you live too tired and hard. Like me, I used to be nothing, but now I'm different. Even the boss who is worth a million dollars took the initiative to say hello when he saw me: "Hey, waiter, come here for a moment"!
23. Others are in their twenties: face-lifting needles, eyes opening, nose pads, fat filling, and risorius. I am in my twenties: this is delicious and that is delicious.
24. Talk to your parents about the troubles of life, and then you will find that the troubles have increased by 100 times.
25. Some people stay in bed because they have money and stay up as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.
26. I don't know how people who send a circle of friends every six months do it. I feel that I don't send it every day, and my talents have nowhere to display!
27. nowadays, men are not easy to be. To get into the hall, get out of the kitchen, raise a wife, find a good mother-in-law, and most importantly, teach my mother to swim!
28. What can we learn from cows, hippos and elephants? It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salad and walking.
29. What kind of man do you like? I like men who are radiant when they smile. -You mean Tathagata?
30. The so-called cheating means playing with your lover and playing with the lover who is tired of playing with others.