In the distant Lordaeron, the young king who ruled mankind was sitting on the throne with a frown: "Tell me, my respected teacher, a wise exorcist, why would someone leave his wife, property and parents and drive a carriage to that distant and dangerous temple without hesitation?"
"Xiao Wang, it's like this," the clever exorcist stepped forward, "because the ox cart is too slow."
At that moment, the ruling king suddenly found that life would be better without a teacher.
So the unemployed exorcist joined the gold rush.
God loves fools. A few years later, the exorcist really discovered a full gold mine. The old man was bubbling with joy and hired a bunch of homeless people on the spot. On the one hand, he established a camp to extract pure gold, on the other hand, he continued to look for veins around.
Later, A, the confidant of the exorcist, said that to keep gold, it is not enough to rely on a few small samples of security. To build gorgeous private armed forces, we can protect our country and rob our homes. In addition to grabbing a few dollars, you can also get a few flowers and a few pure jade, so that the old man can have a wonderful old age.
The exorcist clapped his hands and laughed deeply, so he dispersed some wealth and became a warlord in the temple for the elderly.
At dusk, the old man was patrolling the construction site when an alarm sounded behind him, but the exorcist looked back and froze.
However, the newcomer is an elf mature woman, seductive and sexy. She wore high boots of black cowhide, a blade coat, a portable metal collar and a leather shield on her face.
Oh, oh, oh! Queen! This is clearly the queen!
I met the queen at dusk and realized my childhood dream.
Archimedes said that if he was given a fulcrum, he could pry up the earth. The excited exorcist felt he had a fulcrum. He thinks the earth is nothing.
Here comes the famous night elf watchman's sister. She heard that her beloved little brother, the demon hunter, had been here, so she arrived all the way, but it was too late. If you accidentally bump into that old man, you should take it out on him.
The night watchman's sister waved and threw a little thing to the old man. The old man was so excited that he thought it was the key to the hotel. He quickly grabbed it in the air, but felt a pain in his palm, and he immediately felt numb until his shoulder.
How alert the exorcist was, he immediately knew that he was poisoned. He's in pain. It's not pain, it's heartache. Living such a big age once again touched me, and it ended so hastily. The most poisonous and mature woman's heart, the old man becomes angry from embarrassment and will fight back.
Counter-attack naturally has the means to counter-attack.
When the old man was in his prime and studying hard at the school of magic, his tutor kindly asked him what he wanted to learn. At that time, he read many books and knew a sentence: "Women are made of water." So don't hesitate, be full of expectation, and tell the tutor hesitantly that you should learn to summon the element of water. After many years, he finally graduated successfully. The first thing he did after graduation was to run to the river and summon a water element. In his dream, it is a stunner with clear skin and beautiful figure.
As a result, he saw a huge blue slug walking upright, and its head would shake, shorten and lengthen.
He cried for a long time that night.
Therefore, the watch sisters were surprised when they first saw this thing. I don't know what this thing will do to her. At that time, she was really a little scared like a girl seeing a caterpillar. When the water element bowed her head and abdomen, bent down and reached out, a huge blue water column was pressed out of her lower abdomen and hit her, and she almost fainted.
Bingjia saw the old man start work and greeted the exorcist's gorgeous private armed forces. The night watchman's sister is spoiled. I have never seen such a scene. Plus, I saw the attack means such as water element before, and my heart was half empty, so I fled.
The exorcist's anger has leveled off here. He thought of Achilles' meeting with the Amazon Queen at the gates of Troy. What a wonderful encounter before him. The savage ruined others and regretted it only when he uncovered the helmet on the body.
While I was thinking about it, I found a forest not far away. Mulberry? What else? Nye? Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, 3056 What happened to the forest? The emblem of guanidine is folded! ?
So he ordered, "Come on, let's kill all their families, rob them of their property and their women, but remember, don't rob them of their needlework."
Night arrival.
The night watchman's sister returned to the camp and was washed by the moon well for a long time. Finally, she stopped her nausea and longed for revenge. She put aside the matter of finding a magic hunter for the time being. Just thinking about how to blow the old thief to pieces.
So the Queen came to two huge ancient arsenals and began to gather her own small group, Huntress. In the night, a graceful figure riding a panther appeared.
Looking at the growing legion of charm, her heart was put down. Just then, three elves appeared from the forest. They were steamed stuffed bun, tea guy and black hand. These three guys became the love deserters of bosom friends in the last war and finally found their own people. Naturally, when they return to the team, they should have a meeting ceremony: "Queen Sang! I found a gold mine nearby, "Black Hand took the credit first.
"I don't have time to go." The night watchman's sister longs for revenge.
"There is a lot of gold in the gold mine," the steamed stuffed bun is considerate, for fear that the night watchman doesn't understand this truth.
"There are four indigenous people in front of the gold mine. They get together to play mahjong and spit gum. " It is still the most insidious thing to find out, to know what the queen from urban management hates most.
Sure enough, the night watchman listened to Cha Lao's words, regardless of revenge, and immediately assembled troops to copy the gambling. Unexpectedly, after waking up the aborigines there, the other party choked the caretaker to death in one sentence: "Who are you?" Where are you from? Do you have a temporary residence permit? "
When the keeper told her to be quiet, she didn't notice a plainclothes in the Woods not far away. This undercover was originally a worker in The Exorcist. Because of his Scottish accent, he changed the sentence "Then I'm leaving" into "Oh, fxxk, you'll be there", so he was forced to be undercover.
The exorcist strictly abided by military discipline. After cordially visiting several aborigines, he accurately grasped the opportunity according to the tip and came to the Queen's camp. It's midnight. Although the Iraqis are not here, there is still incense here.
"It's really nice here," the exorcist said to soldier A. "It's quiet and elegant, but there are too many trees. Unfortunately, we can't see the stars. "
Bang! He held out his hand and snapped his fingers: "Somebody!"
When the watchman's sister carefully wrote down "Tenchu" on the back of the fallen tree demon hunter, the steamed stuffed bun came running in a panic and his face changed greatly. Because he has only one face all over his body, he looks like a different person.
"They! They smashed your boudoir with a big blue slug! " The steamed stuffed bun said sadly.
The queen was furious and started to leave. Suddenly she remembered something, frowned, found a temporary residence permit from the tree demon hunter, and then ran towards the camp.
The exorcist was directing the soldiers to completely redecorate, and soldier A nodded and shouted beside him.
At this time, the queen came back. She shouted angrily to the exorcist, "Who are you? Where are you from? Do you have a temporary residence permit? "
The exorcist smiled and took out a green card.
Soldier A came over and smacked a cigarette: "Boss, you are better than a cow."
"Why did you come to my camp!" The watchman was furious.
The old man spit out a full smoke ring: "The night is long and I have no intention of sleeping."
The Queen can't think about it, she can only stay with Huntress. Now there are not only slugs and soldiers, but also dwarves with long white beards and muskets.
It's the first time for everyone to see the night elf. I have long heard that female elves are sexy, but I didn't expect Huntress to be sexy to death without armor. Everyone swarmed, but far more people used their hands than their swords, and they all became sluts at one time.
The exorcist saw something bad and hurried back to the city. The blue light flashed, leaving only half of the renovated camp for the Queen.
At this time, colorful auspicious clouds appeared on the altar, and the demon hunter among men unexpectedly returned!
She needs a man, and he is such a man ...
"You left without paying the rent. People have been looking for you for a long time." The night watchman burst into tears.
"I will pay you back bit by bit, longer and longer."
An elf next to them fell from the tree.
"Can you feel love tonight, baby?" The demon hunter stroked her shoulder.
"hate it! I'm not a girl anymore. I am the iron fist of justice. I am the iron hand of justice. ) "The night watchman bowed his head shyly.
The elf blew himself up.
In the previous World War I, both sides suffered losses. Many guys on the human side lose control of their hormones as soon as they see those charming bodies flying. Not only did they abandon their armor, but they didn't even intend to leave their underwear on it. The loss was particularly heavy, and the exorcist could do nothing.
When he returned to the base, it was already dawn.
He saw a man standing in the middle of the base waiting for himself. He is short and fat, with an axe in his left hand and a hammer in his right.
The exorcist knows this man.
This man used to kill pigs and sell meat at the farmers' market in Lorendan. Because the name of the store is loud, it is called "Meat Mountain", and everyone calls him King Mountain. Over time, his real name was forgotten by everyone. At that time, there were many local ruffians in the market, who bullied him for his short legs and long legs. They often rush to the chopping board and run away with a piece of lean meat in their mouth. The dwarf was so angry that he threw it away with a bone hammer. Over time, he is good at flying hammers, and the ruffians who hit hammers dare not expect anything. He proudly wrote a small line on the hammer: "There will be no result between you and my meat."
Later, he became a hero and entered the entertainment circle, but some habits could not be changed. For example, every time he comes out, he will happily shout, "Folks, who will weigh a few pounds?" Ok, who wants some? )
Behind the king of the hills, there are a group of dwarves, the two of them, pushing many small steel cannons.
"I've heard about it. Don't worry, I brought a group of brothers. They are not afraid of bitches with sharp ears. "
The exorcist's eyes lit up: "Maybe ..."
"Yes, they are."
Drinking tea, chasing the king of the hills, the exorcist inadvertently mentioned that he recruited several female graduate students here, only to find that although the butcher praised him, his brow was quite suspicious. The exorcist was a little annoyed and said to soldier A, "Go and get the greedy witch out."
When the greedy witch came out, she was really beautiful. The exorcist looked at her and felt that the love between teachers and students had become stronger and stronger in recent years, with peaches and plums all over the world and remarkable achievements, and his beard was shaking proudly. Miss The Story Of Diu Sim hasn't graduated yet, but she has learned something. Just make a look and look around. A person must be too weak to walk. If it is a woman, Miss The Story Of Diu Sim will beat her away.
Just as the exorcist introduced her, suddenly the alarm bell rang!
The night elves flooded in, and the demon hunter came here with an iron fist of justice! They not only brought Huntress who still had no armor, but also brought a naked agent, Miss Tree Demon, who not only had no armor, but also had no clothes.
The human side has lined up, thousands of shields are raised together, and the new ones are like walls!
When Exorcist walked out of the front line, he caught a glimpse of the famous popular idol hunter, immediately bowed down and sincerely asked, "What is strange brother?"
The demon hunter flew into a rage, and it happened, because he set himself on fire and rushed at the old man. The exorcist hurriedly summoned a water element. Slugs used to be called "blue", but now they are only called "deeper blue"
But this time, the exorcist miscalculated. He found that the water element was taken away at once. Two tree witches appeared in front of him. They handed the exorcist a piece of paper: "Your water bill."
The exorcist looked at the numbers and almost died on the spot. The old man shouted, "All this is an illusion. You can't scare me! " Run with a horse.
The two sides shouted, rushed to one place and fought together.
On the human side, muskets volley, and small steel cannons carry the love and hate of dwarves everywhere.
The elves stripped off their clothes here, and the tree demons threw javelins full of laughter and epilepsy at the crowd.
The demon hunter was black and blue, but he just couldn't fail. He chased the panting old man like a god. After a while, the exorcist suddenly felt much older and tired. After a while, the exorcist felt even older and tired.
"God," thought the exorcist, "he is even better than my female graduate student."
At present, the exorcist is ready to break through, only to find that a javelin behind him grazed the old man's shoulder. It doesn't matter if you wipe it. The old man has almost become disabled. The exorcist suddenly slowed down and smiled.
How could the hunter miss this opportunity? He rushed behind the old man in a few steps to give the exorcist a scare.
At this critical moment, everyone saw something flying from the distant horizon. "What's that?"
"Is it a bird?"
"Is it an airplane?"
"No, that's a hammer!"
What a big hammer swept by, only to hear a bang, a handsome head of the hunter was rounded off, the bar blossomed, the hammer fell to the ground and rolled to everyone's feet, with a line of blood on it: "There will be no result between you and my flesh and blood."
Everyone looked up, and the butcher's head shot succeeded. He stood on the slope with a big hammer in his hand and shouted, "Well, who wants what?"
The watchman's sister has passed, and the beautiful girl in Huntress is running away.
Man has won the victory.
At the live news conference of the old temple, ten thousand people were moved. Behind the venue is the famous Temple of Old Death. The two stone pillars in front of the temple read: "If you love him, send him to the temple where he died of old age, because this is heaven."
"If you hate him, send him to the temple where he died of old age, because this is hell."
The host motioned the reporters to enter the interview position, and a huge mercury lamp popped up to illuminate the rostrum.
The exorcist came out, with a speech in his hand, and the flash suddenly lit up.
The crowd calmed down.
"Ladies and gentlemen,"
"I confirm that we are standing in front of the temple of the elderly, the most precious wealth of mankind!"
The crowd cheered. The exorcist smiled kindly.
"Yesterday ..." After reading the speech, the old man suddenly paused and asked the footman in a low voice. "Yesterday?"
Soldier A said and gestured below: "God, God, yesterday!" " "
"We have experienced the coldest day, and tomorrow, it will be a sunny day, a warm day, human … er …"
"Skip, skip anything you don't know," soldier A never dared to interface again and made a skip gesture.
So the speech continued, and people asked each other from time to time whether they had heard the vague part. The ruling king of lorentzen beside soldier A couldn't help but sit still: "How long is it?"
"In winter, the temple for the aged found us," the old man said emotionally.
"Well, the last sentence: Well, let's discover spring!" Soldier a wiped his sweat.
"So," the exorcist looked up with ambition and tears in his eyes, "let's have sex!"