I seem to have eaten a little more clothes, and it has gained weight regardless of my feelings!
3. Being slightly fat is the best figure. Reality is very skinny. Never let yourself feel thin.
I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.
In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.
6. I have gained weight since I went to work 16 kg. In someone's words, I have two chins.
I have gained a few pounds recently, so I must avoid eating salad in winter. It's really sad
8. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?
9. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. If I lose weight, I will definitely repay you.
10. plump and bejeweled, you are not fat, but beautiful.
1 1. Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? How can you gain weight today!
Let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?
13. Look at you, plump and charming, with fine eyes and phoenix eyes. You are so beautiful.
14. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but it became shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.
15. My beauty is not worthy.
16. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those anxious fat people.
17. It's such a cold day this year, but I actually feel fine. Maybe I'm getting fat, fat.
18. I want to lose weight, but I am destined to be obese.
19. After soaking in hot springs, it's time to go to Shimonoseki to eat snacks again, and flying around on the way to gaining weight is gone forever.
20. I told myself that I couldn't get any fatter. If you can't control your body, how can you control your life?
Friends circle humorous copy 2: 2 1. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.
22. With you, my heart can no longer hold others. After all, you have gained weight.
23. The meat around the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves.
24. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.
25. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.
26. Being too fat breeds laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.
27. I ate too many sweets and my stomach swelled badly. Forget bread, milk tea, egg tart and Oreo omelet. I have to eat chocolate and candy directly, but I'm not fat enough.
If you eat a little, you shouldn't gain weight.
29. After looking at the previous photos, I am really sure that I have lost weight. Now he is wearing a huge fat figure of/kloc-0.06 kg, and colleagues in the company say that Lisorius has a bulging face. I want to lose weight, lose weight, at least take wedding photos and wear wedding dresses.
30. I am already on the road to gaining weight, drifting away and unable to turn back.
3 1. For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.
32. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.
33. I have gained weight recently. I met an old classmate. Negative energy burst. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.
34. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.
35. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.
36. What is the mentality of ordering takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you're not fat enough, so keep your fat.
37. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.
38. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.
39. I'm getting fat. Last year's skirt was too tight this year. I ate less today than yesterday.
40. I love to overeat unconsciously, and I feel fat after I know it.
Friends circle humorous copy 3 4 1. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".
42. I suddenly found myself getting fatter and fatter, and my stomach was so big that I really wanted to lose weight.
43. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not loving sports! ! ! So now I'm fat again!
44. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
45. While eating, while eating, I feel my face is fat.
46. Maybe I am too fat and occupy too many positions, so I can't always appear in your heart.
47. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
48. Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.
49. If you sell me by the catty, I can defend Wang Sicong.
50. The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces.
5 1. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.
No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.
53. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.
Recently, many friends said that I was fat, which made me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?
55. I want to be as thin as a flash of lightning, illuminating all the fat people. However, I have gained weight again.
56. It's too easy to get fat in winter. For a beautiful spring, I will try to lose weight.
57. Chinese New Year is terrible! Years ago, he was as light as a swallow and vigorous. After a few years, everyone gained weight.
58. Shut up and take your leg! If you can't control your mouth, what can you control?
59. Yes, I am fatter than before, but my heart is wider. Now I've let go of all the things I couldn't let go of before.
60. Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you at this moment.
A circle of humorous friends who are getting fatter and older.
Tigers are getting fatter and fatter, and the humorous circle of friends is a 1. One leg can't support the other when you are fat. My legs are tired.
2. The good-looking one is called green tea bitch, and mine can only be called Hulk.
Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.
No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!
Ladies, don't lose weight, nature is the most beautiful. After all, people like me can't lose weight if they want to!
6. There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others.
7. I have gained weight recently. I met an old classmate. Negative energy burst. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.
Recently, many friends say that I have gained weight, which makes me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?
9. What happened? Do you think you are not fat enough? Why would I order a fried string in the middle of the night?
10. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear."
1 1. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.
12. At that time, I felt ugly as hell. Now, I feel fat and cute, just round, with a bright smile, and everything is simple and beautiful.
13. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.
14. I'm not fat, I'm cute.
15. It's not that we are too fat, but that you are too thin.
16. I'm already on the road to gaining weight, and I'm drifting away, but I can't turn my head.
17. If you eat too much sugar, you will gain weight again. Sister is not fat, but thick!
18. Who said I was black and fat as soon as I started school? I killed him.
19. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.
20. Whoever has less belly wrinkles will not have ups and downs in life.
Tigers are getting fatter and fatter, and it's no use changing hair styles.
22. I love to overeat unconsciously, and I feel fat after I know it.
23. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.
24. clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!
I really can't allow myself to indulge any longer. When I look in the mirror, I hardly know myself. A sphere is me. This year's wish is to lose weight successfully and get rid of the bill!
26. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.
27. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat more. I thought I had gained weight.
28. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a fat life.
29. plump and round as jade, beautiful as pearls, so beautiful that you are not fat, but beautiful.
30. Never return on the road of gaining weight every day! I have milk tea again today, and I have an appointment tonight!
3 1. I don't know any magic, but I just want to eat something chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.
32. I found myself a little fatter, so I bought a slim skirt to urge myself to lose weight.
33. Fat for nothing, full of hope.
34. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
35. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.
36. Love to eat is also an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.
I'm still not fat this winter, but I'm three pounds fatter than in October.
I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.
39. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?
40. Whether you eat or not, what you eat will make you fat.
Tigers are getting fatter and fatter. Chapter 3 4 1. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.
42. I'm just curious about the world of fat people. I went for a walk and got lost.
43. You made a whole body fat filling!
It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, they have been touched by others. Have you ever been touched?
45. The epidemic is coming to an end. I don't want to eat any more midnight snacks and instant noodles. The trend of getting fat gradually is not optimistic.
46. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money.
47. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!
48. You are getting fat again, so hurry up and have a beer and a piece of Sichuan-style pork to calm your nerves.
49. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.
50. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but they are shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.
5 1. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.
52. Obesity is the pain of breathing. It rolls back and forth in the blood. It hurts to regret not losing weight, to hate not dieting, and to lose weight.
53. The chubby meat is dripping and almost greased.
54. When the typhoon came, people and trees around them were blown away …
55. I cried, my face became fatter and fatter, and my limbs were still too thin. Is it like this to gain weight?
56. I feel fat after walking 1000 step without consuming the energy of a bowl of rice.
57. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!
58. I stand on your left, but I seem to be across the Milky Way.
59. When you passed in front of me, the Wifi signal dropped by two squares! Too fat.
60. My three shortcomings are: being fat; Fat; I can't lose that much!
Humor of Fat Men: A Collection of Friends (60 sentences)
Humor about men's gaining weight: On the circle of friends (I) 1. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.
I have gained weight for a long time, and my weight has reached the peak. I am hungry every day, but I can't lose weight.
I was so lucky that I gained weight before the price went up.
If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!
5. Accidentally gained another kilo, and began to eat grass next week. Look, everything is ready.
6. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.
7. Ladies, don't lose weight, nature is the most beautiful. After all, people like me can't lose weight if they want to!
8. This year's achievement, I gained 20 pounds, and my stomach bulged, unlocking the greasy middle-aged man in advance.
9. Don't lose heart. Although you don't have a recent trip, how can you still have a figure that says you will gain weight when you gain weight!
10. People who say I don't need to lose weight are bad people.
1 1. Your clothes have shrunk a little.
12. The beautiful clavicle is the same, and the interesting stomach jumps.
13. It's not that we are too fat, but that you are too thin.
14. When you are so fat, one leg can't support the other. My legs are tired.
15. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.
16. Who said I was black and fat as soon as I started school? I killed him.
17. I planned to slim down into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.
18. What kind of mentality is it to order takeout at midnight? Maybe you are not fat enough. Hold on to your fat.
19. Don't wear a red down jacket, it looks like a tomato.
20. After walking 1000, I feel fat even though I haven't consumed the energy of a bowl of rice.
Humor about men's gaining weight: On the circle of friends (2)1. With you, my heart can no longer hold others. After all, you have gained weight.
22. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.
23. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not loving sports! ! ! So now I'm fat again!
24. At that time, when I took photos, I always felt fat and had a thick waist. Watch it again. Now I have feelings for this body fat.
25. What should I do to lose weight? Forget it. Eating a meal won't make you fat.
26. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.
Hibernation is the welfare of animals, and sleeping in summer is the right of fat people.
28. Easy to raise, fleshy girls seem to be able to grow meat if they really drink water;
29. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those anxious fat people.
30. The voice of most fat people: I am willing to lose weight, and I am powerless.
3 1. For a piece of fat paper, looking back and smiling won't happen. It's hard to look back. You can't laugh.
32. I stand on your left, but it seems to be across the Milky Way.
33. Fat people want to be thin so much, and people who are too thin want to gain weight so much, so let their dreams come true, okay?
As the saying goes, muddling along will be paid off sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.
Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".
36. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.
37. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.
38. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.
39. God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I took them.
40. Losing weight is a life topic that will only be remembered when you are full.
Humor about men gaining weight Talking about friends circle (Chapter 3) 4 1. I have gained weight since I went to work 16 kg. In someone's words, I have two chins.
42. Looking at old photos, I have to say that years have made pig feed. At first I thought I was fat and ugly, but I didn't expect it to get worse.
43. What happened? Do you think you are not fat enough? Why would I order a fried string in the middle of the night?
44. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear me."
45. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away. I can't go back because I'm losing weight. Good friends, let's cheer together!
I'm so hungry, but I don't want to eat too much. I've eaten too much recently, and I feel like I'm getting fat.
47. I want to be fat into a sea and drown the thin people who laugh at me!
48. Give me back my increasingly fat collarbone and legs.
49. Fei Kuang is really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.
50. If you think I am fat, I will lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.
5 1. The world is so big, I just want a stable and fat love.
52. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.
God gave me every chance to gain weight, and I took it.
54. clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!
55. My three shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!
56. Shut up and spread your legs. For a fat man like me, it's still useful!
57. Don't call others rude just because they have gained a little weight!
58. You can't see your feet when you look down. ...
59. The highest level of fatness is to wear school pants as jeans.
60. My father suddenly told me today that my face is round, and I know that I have gained weight at my parents.
A collection of humorous essays (60 sentences) that I found myself fat these days.
I find myself gaining weight these days. Fortunately, I ate myself fat before, otherwise I felt that this demon wind blew me away in minutes, and I was tired after a short walk.
After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.
People are dumbfounded because they are fat, but I am angry because I am thin.
4. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.
No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!
6. I want to lose weight, but I am destined to be obese.
7. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.
8. It would be nice if the weight could be more than 100 minus 20.
9. Mom's cooking has frustrated my determination to lose weight again and again!
10. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, but I seized it.
1 1. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those anxious fat people.
12. Losing weight is a topic of life that you will think of only when you are full.
13. When you are so fat, one leg can't support the other. My legs are tired.
14. Fat Last year's skirt was too tight this year, and today's appetite is less than yesterday's.
15. If you sell me by the catty, I can still maintain Wang Sicong.
16. I told myself that I couldn't get any fatter. How can you control your life if you can't even control your body?
17. I can afford to play, and I'm not so picky as a thin man. I don't eat this or do that;
18. My three major shortcomings are: First, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!
19. The camera angle is really important. I accidentally shot myself short and fat.
20. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a fat life.
I find myself getting fat these days. Humor Copy Part II 2 1. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
22. I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, leaving me so energetic.
23. A fat man is fatter than others.
24. Other people's bodies are all measured by three measurements, so you just need to report the diameter.
25. No matter whether the thin man says he is fat or thin, the fat man will feel that the thin man is showing off.
26. My mother thinks I am fat and wants me to go to the gym tomorrow. I looked at my little arm myself and felt that I was not hopelessly fat.
27. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid I won't be weighed.
28. Recently, my appetite has greatly increased. I want to eat delicious food every day, and I don't feel fat.
29. Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold? I'm covered in fat.
30. God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I took them.
3 1. As long as I am in a bad mood, I will eat cakes, chocolates, fried chicken, hot pot, and things that will make me fat at night, so that I will feel better.
32. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.
When the typhoon came, people and trees around them were blown away …
34. If I'm thin, I can't get fat if I eat five meals a day. Now I have gained weight. Eating only one meal a day is too difficult for me to lose weight.
35. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.
36. Being fat means being fat. It's no use changing your hairstyle.
37. Carry a big bag for me and buy a bunch of delicious food for her to put back. I still feel fat, so I reflect.
There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.
39. Maybe I am too fat and occupy too many positions, so I can't always appear in your heart.
40. My three shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!
I find myself getting fat these days. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat more. I thought I had gained weight.
42. The world is so big, I just want a stable and fat relationship.
Recently, many friends say that I have gained weight, which makes me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?
44. I just wait for the arrival of winter and freeze those thin papers to death. . .
45. People lost weight during a holiday. I want to try the feeling that there is no food at home, so I won't worry about losing weight.
46. Obesity is breathing pain, rolling back and forth on you.
47. I was too thin last year. I thought I was fat. No one can stop me if I am not pleasing to the eye.
48. For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.
49. I'm not fat, I'm cute.
50. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?
5 1. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.
52. It is impossible for a fat paper to look back and smile. It's hard to turn back. You can't laugh.
53. A big chest is just a fig leaf for a fat man, and a thin leg is just a flat-chested fig.
54. Everyone lined up to be weighed. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.
He said that the most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you.
56. I accidentally gained another catty, and I will start eating grass next week. Look, everything is ready.
57. I always take my life buoy with me when I swim in the sea. ...
58. I want to be fat into a sea and drown the thin people who laugh at me!
59. Invite me to dinner when you miss me, and I'll come right away.
60. Women are ugly and have no virtue. Once she went on a blind date, and it took a long time for the hero to arrive. Women get angry when they see that he is a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero was angry, too: at least I lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?