2. Pigs eat pig food and you eat rice. I don't understand why pigs are smarter than you.
Your face is very suitable for advertising hemorrhoids.
It would be great if my money got cancer. Cancer cells have spread by thousands, millions, tens of millions, hundreds of millions and trillions, so I don't have to hope for the lottery.
On April Fool's Day, I can boldly confess to you, because I can leave with a smile.
6. I want to find a beautiful, gentle, considerate, virtuous and generous only daughter with a net worth of over 100 million. There are several conditions attached: her father's lung cancer is terminal, her mother went to Xianyou for a trip, and the girl swore that no one could inherit her parents' property except me.
7. "Boss, is your daughter really not good enough for me?"
"Never, if she dares to marry you, I dare not be the boss."
"Oh, boss, please inform your daughter at any time and remember to go to the abortion clinic."
8. Life is like a grass, crushed by wind and rain, and finally stands up. We admire its tenacity, clinker, touching a cow and gnawing grass.
9. Every few words can comfort a person, indicating that this person is not a strong person.
10. Pangu said, "Give me a crowbar and I'll turn the earth over." "These days, cows can't blow casually," Pangu said with a whizzing gold stick from Wukong.
1 1. If the dog's howl means that a robber is coming, then your howl means that you have been bitten by a dog.
12. Shout when the road is rough. Why are you so ugly?
13. Sorry, the number you dialed has been stolen!
14. The only thing you are more beautiful than me is your back.
15. A real warrior dares to face his hairstyle and face without makeup.
16. Heroes feel sad about Beauty Pass and China people feel sad about Shanhaiguan.
17. April Fool's Day is coming, and many truths will surface.
18. The teacher said, "Let's introduce ourselves." A male classmate wanted to be humorous and said, "My name is Pan, and I am Ban Ki-moon's younger brother ..." At this moment, a boy whispered, "Pan Jiba." The teacher threw two pieces of chalk at him.
19. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go there. It is not free here.
20. Eat Viagra for the Rise of China.
2 1. Look at you. You don't look like a complete person. People have a lot of hair.
22. If you are optimistic about your future, please go all the way.
23. Take one step, take another step, take another step, yes, take another step, and I won't believe you can't fall into that pit.
Don't say marry me, you know I prefer being single to you.
25. You have completely changed. You used to be a bad person, but now you are not a person.
Good morning April Fool's Day 2 1. No matter where you need me, I will fly back to you.
Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that they must have brains.
When you go out, your wife has told you not to sit in the first row by car, and you can't stand up without a food clip. Don't drink badly, don't pick wild flowers by the roadside, and don't bring your lover into the house.
Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.
I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so you can sign a love contract.
6. Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance!
7. Husband, husband, I love you. I won't hit you or scold you. I will carve you to death with the knife I love.
8. Men are walking genitals!
9. Your name fills my heart ... Let me love you forever!
10. You, you, you leprechaun, poisoned me with your love poison, but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!
1 1. Women are not decent, but decent, because they are not attractive enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low.
12. Turning girls into women is the most basic responsibility and obligation of men. If you are a fish, I would like to catch you with a fishing net; If you are that mountain, I would like to be a river on the side of the mountain, and I would like to walk around you; If you are a steamed stuffed bun, then I am a bowl of mutton soup, and I want to soak you.
13. Clear water means no fish, while mean people mean invincible!
14. Tangseng meat can live forever. I wonder if Tang's monk excrement has the same effect?
15. My dream: I have something to do as a secretary and nothing to do as a secretary. The reality is that the secretary can't do it, and the secretary can't do anything.
16. Only you know my world.
17. I am an unmarried young man who enjoys married treatment.
18. I am willing to spend thousands of years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring.
19. After several decades, we met again and sent them to the crematorium. All of them were burned to ashes, one for you and one for me. No one knew each other, and all of them were sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.
Good news on April Fool's Day morning 3 1. This short message is very good. When it is received, it will be very lucky. The forwarded youth is not old, and the banknotes sent in groups will follow. The content is: April Fool's Day should be civilized, and it is fun to tell good jokes! Send it in groups!
2, today's April Fool's Day, specially issued an April Fool's Day order, learning to call a puppy, the mood is very wonderful; Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will continue; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.
3. Weather forecast of this city: It will cool down tonight, and the southwest wind will be five to six, which will blow money. The meteorological department reminds the public to keep warm when traveling at night and beware of catching a cold. Happy April Fool's Day!
Everyone says that you are beautiful, that you are peerless, that you have red lips and white teeth, that you love your green beauty, that you are fragrant, and that you are charming and gorgeous. Stop looking, silly friend. I'm not talking about your beauty, I'm praising roses.
5. Note: You have sent yellow messages for many times in a row, and this bureau officially warns you! If you find it again, you will stop using it immediately and post the reimbursement number! Mobile supervision and investigation
6. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: aquiline nose, toad mouth, round-legged mouse eyes, mouth under your nose and drooling. Happy April Fool's Day!
7. On April Fool's Day, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool and a fool is a fool. Are you happy? Happy April Fool's Day!
We have been friends for so many years, and I am proud to make friends with you. I must repay your kindness. I just think you look a little shabby. Help your whole face!
9. April Fool's Day is here. I wish all fools in the world are smarter than fools, fools are more stupid, fools are happy, and fools deserve it. Happy April Fool's Day to fools.
10, everyone is afraid of you, flowers see bloom, mice see you hiding in two miles, and all the animals worship you as king, but they just whisper in their hearts: When did our Tiger King lose weight and become the size of his pocket now!
1 1, life is not about having more money, but eating, drinking and having fun in time is the best; Life is dull and mediocre, and it is best to adjust your mentality; Festivals are regardless of nature, and it is best to know how to be happy; Fools amuse themselves, which is a rare confusion in the world; Being stupid by others ensures everyone's tolerance; If all the shit on the road is unfortunately trampled by you, let all the good luck this year revolve around you! Another angle is happiness. Happy April Fool's Day!
12, don't bother me when you are upset; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.
13, when you were born, there was a whirlpool in your head. You couldn't see it with your black fingers. Two pieces of vegetable leaves covered your face, and the rivers and lakes flew over the walls, making chickens fly and dogs bark and the beauty dumbfounded. I think I am the leader of the Beggars' Sect, but I actually live in a mental hospital. If you don't accept this statement, see you on April Fool's Day!
14, when you were in love with youth, you said you loved my scarred face; In my twilight years, when you supported me, you said that you were born without me. When life and death leave, I finally know your true wish. Dear, happy April Fool's Day!
15, the first kiss gave cigarettes, romance gave wine, confusion gave eyes, rhythm gave music, first night gave dreams, body gave lovers, derailment gave trains, madness gave brains, and the clearest blessing gave you: Happy April Fool's Day!
16, Dear users: Your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the SIM card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone!
17, is your Mandarin standard? Please read after me: Look at Wangwanwanwanwanwan and forget Wanwanwan. Stop barking and eat bones!
18, freeze! Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, perverts stand in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your mobile phone!
19, China Mobile Communication User: Recently, due to debugging the network, if the signal of your mobile phone is not good, please drop it on the ground as hard as possible, and the chance will return to normal after repeated times.
20. I am eager to find you at night. I can't live without you in bed. Only you can make me comfortable. Where are you, pajamas?
2 1, idealism says: if I say you are a pig, you are a pig. Materialism says: because you are a pig, I say you are a pig. In a word-you are a pig.
A: I'll give you one. The first part is the handsome world, and the second part is Marshal Tian Peng. What is the second part? B: I'm a pig!
23. The wolf came to the pigsty, and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!
24. When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev Happy April Fool's Day!
25. You are standing in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off.
26. Test you: What should I do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"! [April Fool's prank message]
I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. I have an impulse to take you home. I long to hold you to sleep every night. When I woke up in the morning, I saw you holding a pillow beside me!
28. It is the moment when you are shy that fascinates fans. Your face is flushed, your words are embarrassing, and embarrassment is coming again. I hope you can bring us new surprises. This time, I won't fool you. I'll see.
29. I'll tell you seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking; second, stop eating fruit immediately; third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation; fifth, take a bath immediately; seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember? Happy April Fool's Day!
30. It is reported that a few days ago, Iraqi armed forces hung a jade photo of you on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of American soldiers to vomit and die. After investigation and evidence collection by the United Nations, it is confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, so run quickly. Happy April Fool's Day!
No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is, I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!
32. Are your ears itchy? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? It means no jokes. You have lice. Go and take a bath. Happy April Fool's Day!
33. A warm letter, a sweet bag, a bag of happiness and good luck, a bucket of healthy dragon and horse spirit, a box of apple safes, a basket of coke happiness, plus my full blessing, I wish to receive the information. Happy April Fool's Day!
34. Today, Yule Channel specially reminds us to beware of five kinds of people: those who have nothing to invite you to dinner, those who enthusiastically urge you to work overtime, those who say that the leader is looking for you, those who let you have a meeting, and those who always giggle at the mobile phone. What about you? Are you still smiling? Happy April Fool's Day!
35. Others have a big bouquet of roses, but I am ashamed. I only have one cactus, so I hold it and summon up courage to say three words to you: sit on it! Happy April Fool's Day!
36. Your hobby has been touched, and your feelings are so exciting. I prepared your feelings for me for a permanent memory. You will definitely eat a catty after seeing it, so affectionate ~ Happy April Fool's Day!
37. A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty! Happy April Fool's Day!
38. April Fool's IQ test: If you think you are smart, please press the button; Feel handsome, please press it; Feel charming, please press the button. Test results: press when I tell you, idiot! Happy holidays!
39. Believe it or not, April Fool's Day is there, neither too early nor too late; You said, or didn't, that stupid man is there, not far away; You laugh, or you don't laugh, the information is here, neither long nor short. Fool others, or be fooled by others Happy April Fool's Day!
Baby, you are the sun in my heart, the moon in front of me, the fragrance of flowers under my nose, the breeze in my ear, the clouds above my head and the clear spring behind me. Unfortunately, I accidentally trampled you to death!
4 1, eyes are full of you, heart is full of you, a true love is so sweet on this day. I miss you and all of you. I only fell in love with you on April Fool's Day. April Fool's Day, I don't lie about your love.
42. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him questions, he just shakes his head or doesn't answer. Have you heard this story?
43. My family name is I love you, my first name is I know you, my scientific name is I love you, my nickname is I miss you, my book name is I dream of you, my pen name is I love you, and my nickname is Zhui you! Hey hey, look at your beauty. Actually, my real name is Doby!
44. When you read this message, you already owe me a hug; Delete this message and owe me a kiss; Saving this information owes me an appointment; If you reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you are mine; Please select.
45. Experts recently invented a multi-purpose computer disk, which is called floppy disk when it is soft and hard disk when it is upright. After taking off its coat, it can become a CD.
46. My family name is I love you, my name is I know you, my scientific name is I love you, my nickname is I miss you, my book name is I dream of you, my pen name is I love you, and my nickname is Zhui you! Hey hey, look at your beauty. Actually, my real name is Doby!
If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my immortal brother. From now on, you will live a carefree and happy life because of stupidity.
48. In my eyes, you are always so carefree, always eating with relish, always sleeping soundly ... I really envy you. Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig.
49. The animal world is wonderful. Lions roar and birds crow. Zebra antelope is eating grass, and bears and elephants are fooling around. Rabbits bully turtles and always want to race with them. Only the tortoise is silent, turn on the phone and watch the fun! Happy April Fool's Day!
50, sample! Drink Langjiu, walk the dog, sing folk songs and take the water; Comb the head shape of the lovelorn and walk with affectionate steps; Open your broken eyes and look for the rain and dew of love everywhere. You are so cool! Happy April Fool's Day!
5 1, April Fool's Day spoofing SMS: Delete the address book, all information will be lost, please wait a moment.
52. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!
53. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or can't be connected, please drop it on the ground as hard as possible, and the phone will return to normal after repeated times. After normal, we will send you April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!
54. The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation!
55. You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you an animal!
I saw you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. As you said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.
57. I sent you this ten-cent message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.
58. I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried: whose dog is nobody's business?
59. This is the last short message I can send on my mobile phone. Finally, I left the most precious thing to you, because there is a sentence I have always wanted to say to you, but I didn't say it-help me recharge!
60. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now, bacteria wear the same spirit, line up neatly and walk through your body with vigorous steps.