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Lang Lang and Gina officially announced the birth of the baby. "Little Audience of Family Concert" was finally born, and the first family photo after production was also exposed. Looking very warm, netizens have sent blessings.

Xiao Xie, a media person, remotely connected Lang Lang. In a short voice interview, Lang Lang was very excited and told the whole story of accompanying the baby and being a father:

"We are very lucky and excited. The little guy is very cute. We also hope that the baby can grow up healthily. "

At the same time, I don't forget to thank my wife Gina. "Mom is great, really great. This process of giving birth is really great. "

Originally, Xiao Xie wanted to ask her if she would have plans for another daughter and a second child, but Lang Lang hastily ended the conversation because she wanted to accompany the baby and Gina.

As Lang Lang said: Mother is great.

But in real life, there are always people who selectively ignore this point.

The town with a happy ending not long ago and the peasant woman who plays "Li" are both new mothers who have just given birth to babies.

During filming, it was her lactation period. She took the baby to film, carrying milk in the wasteland, and touched countless audiences with her excellent acting skills in the voice of doubt.

# Rayza Acting # After several hot searches, it is still very eye-catching and outstanding among a group of old-fashioned and powerful actors.

Even so, Rayza's "breast photo during lactation" is still ridiculed. Some people say that she over-marketed her mother.

As we all know, every working mother is like this. This is not "excessive", this is the norm.

This cynical evaluation of the wet nurse reminds me of the big S who gave birth to a second child at the age of 39.

At that time, she had a seizure and was in a coma for a time because of physical exhaustion and drug allergy. After two emergency treatments and one night in ICU, she was out of danger.

It's so dangerous, but some netizens still say that she exaggerates, sells badly and hypes, and is unwilling to face up to the thrills and difficulties that every mother may face in the production process.

"Having a baby is like walking through the gates of hell" is not a joke.

Before, someone in Weibo initiated a discussion about female fertility, and every reply below was shocking:

One expectant mother shared her pregnancy experience, which can only be described as complete collapse.

She got urticaria during pregnancy, but she has a scar constitution, and basically said goodbye to good skin in this life.

She was very angry. With such a big thing, why can't she tell you the truth?

She read so many books, looked up so much information and asked a professional obstetrician, but no one told her that she had urticaria, a pregnancy complication.

She even felt cheated by a group of middle-aged women's relatives headed by her mother. These "experienced people" concealed the real situation of pregnancy from her and patted her chest to assure her that they were pregnant.

When she is pregnant and there is no turning back, she will completely relax and "show her true colors": she is pregnant.

It's time to find out what pregnancy and childbirth mean to a woman.

Last year, there was a Korean drama focusing on the maternal group and exposing the truth about childbirth, called Postpartum Sanatorium.

After reading it, I was stupid. I can understand whether it is a postpartum mother or an infertile girl.

In the play, production is divided into four stages in a relaxed and funny way.

The first stage: "humiliating period"

Prenatal intestinal cleaning, that is, enema, takes ten minutes The heroine in the play went straight to the point in less than ten seconds when she went to the toilet, and began to worry that the baby would come out when she gave birth.

In reality, when a woman gives birth to a child, shit comes out first. ......

Shaving is also a routine operation.

Although medical staff have no other emotions, and their attitude towards women is as professional as pork, after all, people are not real pigs, and it is natural to feel embarrassed, and a strong sense of shame can't stop them.

The second stage: "the beast period"

The most unbearable thing during childbirth is "uterine contraction pain".

If the pain is classified as 12, the labor is 12, the contraction is 10, and the duration is as long as 12- 18 hours.

In the documentary "The First Time in Life", let several dads experience the pain of giving birth to children. Before they persisted for a few seconds, they shouted "stop, stop, stop".

There are similar challenges abroad, and both men are defeated.

In the film, the second-born mother Wu did not have the experience of giving birth to the first child, so the pain was relieved. Lying in bed, she kept trembling and crying in pain.

Finally, I even have no strength to cry. I just want to give birth immediately and painlessly.

The third stage: "Painless Heaven"

It doesn't hurt, and it doesn't just want to fight.

Traditional families in China are biased against painless delivery and caesarean section, and they want to have a natural delivery if they admit their death.

In June, 2007, 165438+ 10, Xiao Man Zhijun refused to sign the consent form of the hospital for caesarean section, resulting in his wife's death due to severe pneumonia and heart failure.

A pregnant woman is in great pain, and her husband doesn't agree to be painless, so it's useless for the doctor to explain. The wife cried and said to her husband, I hate you all my life!

In China, painless labor usually requires 1-3 fingers, and natural labor requires 10 fingers.

Many people can't understand the concept of "finger". Here, simple and rude direct drawing is to open such a narrow and sensitive place into such a large size:

Moreover, painless is not played in the hand, but a thick needle passes through the spinal canal, and then a small catheter enters the epidural space.

This needle is also very painful, but compared with the pain, it is a life-saving medicine.

Stage 4: "Crazy Party Period"

When you reach the tenth finger, your lips will hurt.

The lower body is stretched infinitely, and the most sensitive part is torn alive.

Some people describe this pain like this:

I can't imagine.

I finally gave birth to a baby, and I have to continue to excrete the placenta.

Although the word "Pai" is very gentle, it will slip out after a while, but it is not.

Many mothers say that it is the same as rebirth, but it hurts.

Let's talk about laparotomy here. It's not as simple as I thought. Open the stomach and take out the baby. Everyone is happy, aren't they?

Someone recreated the real scene of caesarean section with onions.

From the beginning of the operation, from the skin to the peritoneum, to the layers of muscles, to the uterus, until you see the child, you have to cut 8 layers.

After taking out the child, sew up these 8 layers.

And after caesarean section anesthesia, it is also the same pain.

Nana's postpartum lochia is endless, and the nurse needs to keep pressing her stomach. She screamed with pain and trembled all over, and then she broke out in a cold sweat when she saw the nurse come in.

As "Shengmen" said:

"Production is a door. Outside the door is the joy of waiting for a new life, but inside the door is a thrilling struggle with death. "

I also hope that all fathers and prospective fathers can fully understand that childbirth is really not just a few hours of physical pain, but a huge compromise made by one life for another.

I finally gave birth to a child, and I walked away from the gate of hell. When I returned to the real world, I found that everything had changed.

Everyone is surrounded by children, only children in their eyes and children in their mouths.

When there is a big psychological gap, say to your mother, "As long as you see the child, you will forget everything."

Block a person's emotional outlet.

Zhang Ziyi, a vicious person whose fingernails can stick to her teeth when flying, cried out after giving birth to a child.

Read a post, traditional family, there is breast milk worship. After giving birth to the baby, the mother becomes a milk machine.

Every day, I take turns drinking crucian carp soup and chicken soup. When she drinks until she wants to throw up and eat something else, people will say, what do these children eat if you don't eat?

Using a breast pump to suck milk, the nipple is chapped and bleeding. The mother-in-law shakes the breast milk mixed with blood and says, unfortunately, the child can't drink it. She went to the living room with the baby in her arms.

Dany talked about breastfeeding, saying that it was a pain that she would never forget in her life.

When you are kind, say "everyone is like this", quietly erase the hardships and sufferings endured by individuals, and press you with the big concept of collective.

When you are a little rebellious, as a novice mother, you have your own needs and ideas:

Time and time again, they hold you pregnant in October, give birth to a life-and-death struggle child, hug him, kiss him, and then turn to tell you condescendingly:

Only in this way can you become a mother.

I feel broken when I think about it.

Not to mention, under the change of estrogen and progesterone, the nervous system of mothers is affected, becoming sensitive, anxious and fragile, and their emotions are infinitely amplified. Being pushed into the abyss of emotion may be a matter of an instant.

Finally, the biggest problem women face when they get out of postpartum depression or postpartum mood swings, besides children, is work.

Some people choose to be housewives, busy from morning till night, nursing, changing diapers, washing diapers, cooking and so on.

If you meet a husband who doesn't recognize the value of housewife's labor:

"Rice is made of rice cookers and clothes are washed by washing machines. Where are you working hard? "

My heart was pierced.

If you choose to return to the workplace, it will not be easy.

After giving birth, Zhao Gang was a little bloated.

The comment is full of malice: "I feel sorry for William Feng, and I see a pudgy every day."

Zhang Xinyi was photographed during lactation, and netizens criticized her for being sloppy and not paying attention to her image. She even used "loose waist and buttocks" to ridicule her postpartum figure.

Zhang Xinyi was angry and collapsed:

Appearance changes and attacks, psychological inferiority and sensitivity are secondary, and more importantly, countless people will ask you:

How to balance career and life?

Can you take care of the children?

Don't you regret being a mother and missing the growth of your children?

As Sebrina said:

"This era is very demanding for women. If you choose to be a professional woman, some people will say that you are a bad mother who doesn't care about your family.

If you choose to be a full-time mother, some people will say that giving birth is what women should do. "

There is a picture in the documentary "Life on Earth 2" that impressed me deeply.

A woman named Lin Qin, from a patriarchal family, wanted to fight for her son after giving birth to two daughters. Unexpectedly, she eventually bled out and had to have her uterus removed to survive.

The husband asked for a long time outside the door. Is there really no way to keep the child?

Finally, she lay in bed, looked at the white ceiling and whispered absently:

It's good to be a man. You don't have to go through this.

Please answer a passage in 1988:

"I heard that God can't be everywhere, so I created my mother. Even at the age of mother, mother's mother is still the patron saint of mother.

The word "mom" is just a cry, and I feel a lump in my throat. Mom is the best name. "

Mom is of course great, but don't forget that before she became a mother, she was just an ordinary woman who would cry and be afraid of pain!