April Fool's Day teased the message 1 1, chasing you, chasing you, just like a hunter chasing a fox; Kiss you, kiss you, I kiss you, just like an old man eating corn.
2, Bajie met the old man and asked: Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? Yue: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will give birth to a shemale.
If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my God, and you will live a carefree and happy life from now on, because you are stupid.
God knows you are thirsty and created water. God knows you are hungry and created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God knows that there is no fool in this world, and he created you by the way.
Someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this! ! I know you! ! What an insult! I'm sorry about that pig!
6. When the Tang Priest took three disciples for a short rest, he went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"
Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My illness is saved" to the wild advertisement above.
8. Last night, I dreamed that you fell into a stinking cesspit. You climbed up and said, what a good time! Even the cesspit smells good.
9. Deleting address book. All information will be lost. A moment, please. . .
10, the protagonist of Father's Day is father's love; The protagonist of Mother's Day is maternal love; The protagonist of Children's Day is very cute; But the protagonist of April Fool's Day is U, and the director is me! Happy April Fool's Day!
1 1. Notice: April Fool's Day is here. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: You are a handsome public lover with a beautiful face and a good figure!
12, weather forecast: your family will pay RMB during the day, check at night, some gold bars, and it will rain cats and dogs in the middle of the night to convert US dollars into euros. Please bring your helmet and sack, and make a fortune on April Fool's Day. Have fun with your money!
13, although you never remember your holiday, as a friend, I have an obligation to remind you, and I sincerely give you a word: I hope you can hand over your hand like a "fool" in the future, and the wind ahead will shine. When you find that the "fool" has cleared up, I am waiting for you, hehe, happy dear!
14, April Fool's Day strikes and the gas field is lifted; Playing with people or entertaining yourself is for fun; See through the cost-effective, looking at a leisurely smile; If I am really caught, I won't be angry or laugh. A mystery: friends gather in all directions, cherish April Fool's Day, fool you into liking it, and fool you into being happy.
15, shh, tell you a great good news! I asked the Monkey King to be your assistant, your rider for nothing, Friar Sand to be your brother, Pig Bajie to be your secret, and Tang Priest to help you. See if you are satisfied? But none of this is true. I'll tell you the real good news: fooling the whole person should be in April 1. Fools can be fooled, and happiness is the premise!
16, dear, do you want to be pursued by ta? Honey, do you want ta to notice you? Honey, do you want ta to confess to you? Honey, do you want to hold hands with ta? Honey, do you want ta to send you a text message now? Dear, you think too much-Happy April Fool's Day!
17, April fool's day is here, I wish you: be a fool and worry less; If you are stupid, smile; Don't get angry, it's easy to get old; Hahahaha smiles and always hugs when he is happy. Happy April Fool's Day!
18, I once silently made a wish for you at the meteor; I used to pray for you silently in front of the bodhisattva; I pray to God for you. Unexpectedly, it really worked today: you are finally stupid! Happy April Fool's Day!
19, hey, buddy, I have an idea. You can live in a villa, drive a good car, have money to burn, don't have to go to work, and don't have to invest at zero risk. Now I'll tell you this idea, but don't tell anyone. The idea is: dream! Haha, happy April Fool's Day!
20. Someone saw you yesterday. You are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.
2 1. I want to send you a message of blessing, but there is no collection in my mobile phone. I can only tell you silently in my dry language. Pay attention to your health and don't be too tired. Accept it. Happy April Fool's Day!
22, like your eyes, it is so charming; I like your figure, so slim; I like your appearance, so beautiful; I like your personality, so gentle. Sorry, I accidentally sent it to the wrong person! Happy April Fool's Day!
23. I love you forever, because you are always handsome; I hate you too much sometimes, because you are so unreasonable sometimes; I wish you well today, because you have passed the solar term today. Happy April Fool's Day!
24. I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time! Happy April Fool's Day!
25, a river spring water a Jiang Tao, a mountain is higher than a mountain. Send a message to the straw bag. The straw bag must take out his mobile phone. Take out your mobile phone and look down, and find yourself an idiot. Happy April Fool's Day.
26. It's late at night and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you!
27. It's late at night. I know you are tired after a busy day. You may have fallen asleep. I don't know why I want to talk to you. I really want to tell you ... Happy April Fool's Day!
Seeing that your festival is coming, I have nothing to send you. I will teach you a skill of eating. Originally, it was not passed on to men and women. I think it was sent to you on a special day. You will never starve to death after learning this skill. By the way, if you can eat, I don't have to teach you.
29. I saw a penny by the roadside. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Damn it, who threw up so round?
I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam! Happy April Fool's Day!
3 1, you were selected as the special guest of the Extraordinary 4+ 1 Fool Music Festival. The theme of the program is to enjoy the "fool" music of yourself and the whole people. If "Fool" has not been resurrected, the next issue will continue, and there will be "Fool" every year!
Hey, I have a crush on you for a long time! If you can't eat well or sleep well, be friends if you want! Ask me who I am. I'm the cook at the food stall next door! Remember to come to me!
33. Nothing saddens me more than this. My heart is full of infinite melancholy, and I feel sad when I miss it. How could you do that? I can't believe you learned to follow the trend at will and finally became romantic. You are white and steady. Where have you been? Where have you been? White clouds.
34. Buddha said that you and I are predestined friends. I said, you and I have no chance. Buddha said, things are not things, flowers are not flowers, can you understand? I said, things have changed, and I am doomed to miss you! Second brother, you are crazy, Amitabha. I won't take you to KFC!
35. What should I say about you? You are really different! Give some sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give some happiness and you will be romantic; If you like it, you fart; Give some praise and you will praise it; If you like it, you are crazy; April Fool's Day is silly, but I still hope to receive text messages. There is wood, there is wood! Happy April Fool's Day! 8347
One day, the little turtle said to his mother, "The pig said that there is a new software to clean the memory of the mobile phone. You can easily lose weight by shaking it hard! " Mother turtle said, "Good boy, don't listen to their nonsense. The donkey in the street shook his head vigorously. We can't be fooled by them! " "
April Fool's Day prank message 2 1. According to the survey results of 178 countries around the world, the number of people who committed suicide because of being teased reached 379 1 last year. The United Nations Security Council has announced that April Fool's Day will be cancelled from this year.
Dear users, according to reliable information from the Meteorological Observatory, if you shake a big tree vigorously tonight, a lot of dollars and hundred-dollar bills will be thrown at you, so new and old customers who want to make a fortune should hurry up.
3, a person can always be with me, called a lover; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called idiots! Happy holidays!
4. I don't know when to say something inappropriate, because it involves ulterior privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!
If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my immortal brother. From now on, you will live a carefree and happy life, because you are stupid.
6, it is said that meteors are responsive! I would like to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me, breaking the silence of the night sky for me, and then with my blessing, let it fall on your sleeping pillow … and kill you! Happy April Fool's Day!
7. I want to see the sea with you but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to climb the mountain with you, but I am full of confusion about my ideal; I want to wander with you but I can't reach the paradise of happiness; I wanted to go shopping with you, but the police refused. He said, don't walk the dog! Happy April Fool's Day!
8. This short message is very good. You will be lucky when you receive it. The youth forwarded is not old, and the banknotes sent in groups will follow. The content is: April Fool's Day should be civilized, and it is fun to tell good jokes! Send it in groups!
19, abandoned by people? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad or discouraged. Even if the whole world dislikes you, at least our state-owned pig farm is your warm home. Happy April Fool's Day!
10, because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say ... what did I do in my last life?
1 1. The north wind is blowing again. You are always so careless. Every time you remind me to put on more clothes, you always answer me disdainfully: What is my thick pigskin for? Still afraid of the breeze?
12, you are the sun in my heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but you landed on your face first.
13, today's April Fool's Day, the fool made a special order to bark like a puppy, and he was in a good mood; Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will continue; I advise you to implement it quickly, travel quickly and ask why. Fools don't listen, fools don't listen.
14, I once had a sincere love, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted losing it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!
15, a drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!
April Fool's Day teases SMS 3. Being late for work, jokes are not funny, love is tasteless, and promises are unreliable. Dear friends, April Fool's Day is here, and everything is a joke. It's good to have a fight. Have a nice run!
Dust off innocence, bind liveliness, release freedom, package wisdom and make happiness hopeless. Just release a little stupidity and walk the rivers and lakes. Dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day!
April fool's day is not only a fool, but also a blessing; April Fool's Day is not only cheating, but also greeting. April fool's day is not only fun, but also sincere; April Fool's Day, I sincerely wish "Silly" to keep pace with the times and sink into yan zhen.
You are listed as a suspect in five murders, and the police ask you to assist in the investigation. The five major murders are: you look funny, you are cheerful, you are at a loss, your IQ is stupid, and your smile is charming. Happy April Fool's Day!
The one that receives and holds water is called a bucket; Those who pour water and drink water are called cups; Those who eat and drink soup are called spoons; Cutting meat and vegetables is called a knife; Those who giggle at text messages are called nerds. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!
Work is relaxed and not tired, income soars, lovers make an appointment to queue up, and they are full of energy every day, accompanied by happiness, and all troubles are invalid. Why is life so beautiful? Daydreaming, don't waste it! Happy April Fool's Day!
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. How can a man seek a bosom friend when he travels the Jianghu with a sword? Hero stickers, even friends are friends. Wulitou Alliance elected you as the leader of Fulin and invited you to return to the fighting on April 1 day. Paste the union code.
I've always wanted to find a festival to celebrate for you, but it's not suitable for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your festival is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!
May the fragrance of spring drive away all troubles, the bright light bloom in the bud of the future, the cordial greetings make you feel comfortable, and the long-lost blessings make you laugh. The air is filled with faint fragrance, which makes you more awake. Happy April Fool's Day!
I want to tell you that you are "stupid", you are obsessed with love, you are kind to your friends, you rush ahead when you encounter difficulties, you always give benefits to others, you silently contribute and you work hard. So you are as smart as a fool! Happy April Fool's Day!