Review the situation
(Review in the evening): Liu stretched himself and said: There will be an exam tomorrow. I will study hard. I'll go to bed after reviewing!
Jane: (walking in slowly with his hand behind his back): Ahem, Liu Xiaoyu, are you ready for tomorrow's exam?
Liu: Ready, Dad!
Jane: What?
Liu: No, I'm used to screaming at home. Yes, sir!
Jane: Well, ok, let me test you first!
Liu: OK, you just asked about astronomy, geography, history, literature, mathematics, Chinese and chemistry. Jane: OK, I teach Chinese. Let me test some of your ancient poems first: How about a pear behind a begonia?
Liu: Millions of heroes cross the river!
Jane dropped her glasses, picked them up and wiped her sweat. Forget it. How about two more orioles singing with green willows?
Liu: An almond came out of the wall. Hey, teacher, can you make it harder? It's too simple.
Jane was speechless: it's very simple. Ok (quietly saying to the audience: Hey, hey, I'll make couplets and see how you do it), let's do couplets!
Jane: Remember, talent is a gift, let it go and be hired! .
Liu: The mouse's son can make holes!
Jane fell and got up: longan, litchi and papaya are all beautiful fruits in Lingnan. See how you are right! Say!
Liu: Teacher, don't be so fierce. Look at me. As he spoke, he posed as an eagle: the second couplet is of course Shaolin Wudang Emei, all of which are authentic Wulin! ! !
Jane vomited blood crazily: You are unbelievable! Peeking at the leopard in the pipe!
Liu: I know, teacher. Peeking at the leopard in the pipe scared me!
Jane stepped down.
Shang: Examination is a magic weapon for teachers, but copying is a unique skill for students! As he speaks, he shakes his head and bumps into Jane. )
Liu: Hello, Director Shang, what brings you here?
Shawn: Don't befriend me. Let me ask you something. Are you angry with Miss Jane?
Liu: (winking) No, the director ~ ~ ~
Jean:？ Okay, I can't take it anymore. I wish I didn't. Did you review the history class?
Liu: OK, 100% wrong!
Sean: Hmm, 100%? What! ! !
Liu: A slip of the tongue.
Jean: Forget it. I won't argue with you. I will count on you to answer a few questions. Go to sleep and have a good rest.
Liu: OK, go ahead!
Shang: Yes, what are Li Hongzhang's deeds?
Liu: It's very simple. He applied for the Olympic Games, launched the biggest peasant uprising in Spain, and joined the Red Army. He was the fifth chairman!
Shang: @ $ # $% $ # $%
Shawn: (holding his breath) Let's have another order from China Dynasty.
Liu (thinking for a moment): Xia, Shang, Zhou, Spring and Autumn Period, Warring States and Qin Dynasty, of course.
Shang nodded and laughed.
Liu: Then Guan Yu worshipped the Monkey King as his teacher, and the three countries unified the world, then the Qing Dynasty, which was destroyed by the Ming Dynasty, then the Yuan Dynasty, then the Tang Dynasty, and then
Sean: Yes, you are. But you know the third son of China, right? Confucius, Laozi. There is another one?
Liu: Crazy!
Joan: I'm crazy.
This is, Jane walked in.
Jane: Director, are you crazy?
Shang nodded.
Jane: Long live understanding. Then he looked up and said to Liu, you! Give me another poem!
Liu looked helpless and whispered, What's the matter? Then he said: Oh.
Jane: What about the last words that pedestrians want to die on the road?
Liu raised his hand: three ghosts knocked at the door in the middle of the night!
Jane was speechless again. Shang said: It seems that you are really the hardest thing for me to ask you from China. ! ! !
Liu: Salute and say: Yeah!
Still angry, he said, poor is immune. Give me a solution! ! !
Liu Ye roared: Money makes wives! ! ! !
ShangJian four eyes relative, quickly ran out. Liu continued to roar: teacher, don't go, I have three stooges, and they all smell the same! ! !
Jane: Director, this guy is hopeless.
Jean: Great minds think alike. All of them failed in the last exam, and they were broken-hearted ducks and eggs.
Jane: It's just that the guy's composition is OK. Their substitute teacher laughed at it last time.
Jane: Oh? That guy is not hopeless, go and see!
Jane: No, Director.
Shang (with a full face of spring, she took the paper, then suddenly changed her face and read aloud): My sister gave a speech that was "earth-shattering", saw the delicious food "she was so happy" and found something that was "earth-shattering". When she was lovelorn, she cried for the land and asked me for money. Now that she is finally married, it's really "thank goodness". . . . . Hehehehehehehehehe (and then walk away in a state of insanity)
Jane: What's this? Let me watch it again. Confessions of animals Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
At this moment, Liu Jin came in, shook his head and said, "The doors where people go in and out are all locked, and the dog hole is also locked."
A voice shouted: lock all! Good poem, good poem!
Jane, Jane: Oh, my God! ! !
Allegro: Is learning important or not?
Cherish every day. It is precious to waste time.
You should also pay attention to quality in your study, and don't be like him (pointing to Liu): just make up the number!