Among the grass, the fragrance of wild flowers is scattered; In the flowing water, Xiao Qingshi's dream is sleeping; In the breeze, the red dragonfly's wings wrinkled; In greetings, feelings flow between the lines. After busy, let the free heart fly. The following are the classic funny quotations I collected for you to describe busyness. Welcome to reading.

A funny classic quotation describing busyness 1. When the drunk came home, he said to a girl who passed by him, "How many bags are there on my head?" The girl was shocked and quickly said, "Three guarantees." Drunk: "Oh, you'll be home after four telephone poles!" " "

2. When the first ray of afterglow of sunset spilled into the window, I threw down my pen in a hurry and ran out in surprise. At this time, I was listening to my big belly slowly sliding to the west corner. Maybe she ate too many peppers and she blushed. She was so anxious that she caught a few idle clouds and rubbed them hard on her face. This is terrible. Those white clouds were dyed red. Blowing birds and the sun. The wind weaves clouds into beautiful silk threads, which adorn the sky. At the moment, the sun seems to have just steamed in the sauna, not to mention how comfortable it is.

3. Take a break at Christmas, make a good wish and wish you happiness again and again; Make a beautiful oath and wish you a graceful demeanor; Don't worry after Christmas and New Year's Day. Write a love letter and wish you all the best!

4, Mid-Autumn Festival busy, don't forget the customer, a soft blessing, on behalf of my endless thoughts, I wish you a smooth career, a happy family, a prosperous business and a prosperous fortune!

5, the streets of the Spring Festival are not limited to these, the most conspicuous is the mascot-chicken; Colored lights give off colorful light; Fruit is pregnant, and many people are busy buying this and that: some people are happy; Some people are too tired to breathe because they buy too much; Some people carry big bags and small bags and go home by car. It's too noisy!

6. One day, an old lady got on a No.250 bus in a hurry and asked the driver, "Does this bus go to our village?" Driver: "250 is for the city, not for the countryside." Old lady: "You are only 250."

7. Today, the sky is blue, the sun is warm, even the birds are sweet, and pedestrians are smiling. I am busy writing short messages to send you greetings and wishes: Happy birthday and happiness every year!

8. I'm crazy about the house, and I have to bend over. I really panicked when I saw my wife and children looking at the house. The salary hurts me. I looked at more than a dozen bitter sighs, watching the house price rise day by day, shaking my head and sighing flustered. When can I get what I want? The future is really confused!

9. Friendship is a glass of wine. You can only quench your thirst when you are busy. Only by savoring it carefully can we taste its mellow fragrance.

10, I have devoted myself wholeheartedly, bid farewell to the pursuit of half-heartedness, and traveled all over the world. On June 6, I started the plan of 7788, and nine times out of ten I won it. I hope1October 10 will bring you a perfect success. Wish you all the best.

1 1. Today, I have planted countless joys and joys for you, eliminated your busyness and troubles, dispelled a lot of troubles and tiredness, and made your life carefree, unhurried and happy forever!

12, Father's Day is here. Best wishes. I wish my father good health first. I wish my father no worries, and it is best to quit smoking and drinking; Children are busy outside all the year round, I hope my father can understand; I go home every Spring Festival and chat with my father at home!

13, busy, have something to say, don't worry about the whole thing.

14, beginning of spring is busy keeping in good health, delicious food comes to escort, strawberry is the first fruit, nourishing blood prescription, fresh and tender oily wheat vegetables, removing fire and protecting liver, celery and lily, moistening lung and beautifying face, yam porridge, invigorating spleen and invigorating qi and blood, fungus kelp, detoxification slimming stick, care has been sent, happy and healthy!

15, a gust of autumn wind blew, and the golden leaves couldn't stand the blow, fluttering down from the tree, dancing like a beautiful butterfly in mid-air. The leaves on the ground are thick, like an endless golden blanket. Brother Ant hurried in and took it as his own quilt.

16, in midsummer, the forest looks beautiful and lovely, and the sun shines through the cracks in the leaves, like pieces of broken silver falling to the ground. Flowers are also scrambling to open, red, white, purple and yellow, like bright spots embroidered on a huge green carpet; Crowds of bees are busy among the flowers, kissing the flowers and struggling to fly around. Grass and reeds are also steamed by the fiery red sun hanging high in the air, and the air is full of sweetness and intoxication.

17, soaking in affectionate thoughts makes people warm; A caring message makes people emotional. No matter how long we are apart, we should also remember our former friends; No matter how busy you are at work, don't forget to send text messages. Have a nice weekend and have fun every day!

18, abandon a tired body, escape from running around all day, get rid of trivial troubles and forget the boring life. A wonderful weekend is coming. May you enjoy your leisure time and feel the spring flowers.

19, where the wind chimes ring, there are half a volume of books with slender columns. Travel-stained, a pot of sake, endless busy life. Liu, falling red, listening to the rain and sleeping in silk gauze. Small pond garden, lotus field, remember you every year. It's raining lightly, and the voice slows down. I miss you so much.

20. I said, you have to listen; When I sit, you have to stand; I'm eating, you have to look; I go, you have to follow; I am angry, you have to smile; I'm free, you have to be busy. Stick to May Day, and I recommend you as a national model worker!

2 1, don't forget to enjoy the passing scenery, don't run in a hurry, don't persist when you are tired, and remember to lie down when you are upset. Life is like this, don't be too strong! The weekend is coming, I wish you a taste of happiness!

22. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

23. When I was a child, my father carried me on his back, like an eagle practicing flying. When I was a child, I didn't know the sufferings of adults, only the good times of childlike interest. Today, he is not a teenager, but he is busy with his family and livelihood. In my dream, I turned around, worried about the taste, and only read two lines of tears from my father. Poor inheritance, near-re-embodiment fate worship Gaotang.

24. Many celebrities come here to have fun in preparing the house in cold weather. Simple and honest Jonie, lazy sheep who loves to eat and sleep, strong boiling sheep, what other slow sheep can you taste. I am not satisfied with you, you big pervert!

25. Between the grass leaves, the fragrance of wild flowers is scattered; In the flowing water, Xiao Qingshi's dream is sleeping; In the breeze, the red dragonfly's wings wrinkled; In greetings, feelings flow between the lines. After busy, let the free heart fly. Happy weekend!

26. Life is busy and the days are ups and downs. The road is winding and the footprints are deep and shallow. I miss you all the time, and the fate is simple. Contact more or less, bless Qian Qian. Merry Christmas and good luck every year!

27. Inadvertently looking back, a ray of bright sunshine came face to face, as if to pass through my body. At this time, the sunset is already behind the distant mountains, and it is throwing golden light over the ups and downs of mountain love, crossing thousands of clouds and throwing it to the east. Suddenly, I ran to the nearby Paiyun Pavilion in three steps and two steps. It was crowded with people. I quickly found a place to look out. I saw the sunset, emitting thousands of golden lights, and the sky was full of colorful clouds. The context of the mountains has become particularly clear. The vast sea of clouds seems to be covered with orange silk thread, and Ran Ran rises in the mountains. At this time, mountains and clouds, clouds and sky, under the irradiation of sunset, seem to be a pair of nature that is not a picture scroll.

28, year of the snake New Year is coming, I send my best wishes to me. Busy on weekdays, help me solve problems. Swearing during the Spring Festival holiday, so you can have a rest and have a good mood. Send you a beauty card. May you be young forever. Happy new year!

29. Long summer warm reminder: the weather is getting hotter in spring and summer, which is not suitable for walking and fitness; Although cold beer quenches thirst, don't drink too much and drink less; Don't bother about the air conditioner. Normal room temperature is most suitable.

30, dating rehearsal: catch a group of magpies and meet on the bridge; Pick a few white clouds, acacia rain falls; A bouquet of roses, timely expression of love; The red line is a basket and the old man is busy. Its moments of beauty, let's date together!

Describe Busy' Funny Classic Quotations 2 1: It's warm to miss deeply; A caring message makes people emotional. No matter how long we are apart, we should also remember our former friends; No matter how busy you are at work, don't forget to send text messages. Have a nice weekend and have fun every day!

2. When spring comes, it smiles wantonly. Get more sunshine and don't be too busy. Take a breath once in a while and text you. I brought sunshine and air. Wish you all the best! Happy white day!

3. Abandon a tired body, escape the rush of the day, get rid of trivial troubles and forget the boring life. A wonderful weekend is coming. May you enjoy your leisure time and feel the spring flowers.

4. Life is busy, and the days are ups and downs. The road is winding and the footprints are deep and shallow. I miss you all the time, and the fate is simple. Contact more or less, bless Qian Qian. Merry Christmas and good luck every year!

5: Going out, busy and hard; Don't forget the friendship of friends and keep in touch; Send a greeting to warm your heart and smile with joy; I wish you all the best and your dreams come true!

6. The best thing in the world is childhood. What I remember most is the past, and what I miss most is that year. It's a pity that you and I haven't been children for many years, but now we just concentrate on making money; On Children's Day, I wish you happiness like childhood and eternal success!

7: Mid-Autumn Festival is busy, don't forget your customers. A gentle blessing represents my endless thoughts. I wish you a smooth career, a happy family, a prosperous business and a prosperous fortune!

8: year of the snake New Year is coming, and I send my best wishes to my side. Busy on weekdays, help me solve problems. Swearing during the Spring Festival holiday, so you can have a rest and have a good mood. Send you a beauty card. May you be young forever. Happy new year!

9: sad big bottle, you blow a happy bubble; When you are busy at work, you make a light joke; You are like my little red riding hood, bringing good luck and relieving troubles. My love, a white day, is happy and will always love you.

10: Busy, talk about something, nothing to talk about the whole thing.

1 1: Looking back unintentionally, a ray of bright sunshine came on me, as if to penetrate my body. At this time, the sunset is already behind the distant mountains, and it is throwing golden light over the ups and downs of mountain love, crossing thousands of clouds and throwing it to the east. Suddenly, I ran to the nearby Paiyun Pavilion in three steps and two steps. It was crowded with people. I quickly found a place to look out. I saw the sunset, emitting thousands of golden lights, and the sky was full of colorful clouds. The context of the mountains has become particularly clear. The vast sea of clouds seems to be covered with orange silk thread, and Ran Ran rises in the mountains. At this time, mountains and clouds, clouds and sky, under the irradiation of sunset, seem to be a pair of nature that is not a picture scroll.

12: Brother-Brother's eyes are highly myopic, and he can't live without glasses everywhere, just like a "blind man". Just take off his glasses and he will be as obedient as a sheep in front of me. One afternoon, my brother wanted to wash his hair. He asked me to bring him some soap to drink. I proudly thought: Hum! I'll run errands for you first, and then my treat. After a while, my brother craned his neck and beat soap bubbles all over his face. As soon as I saw the time was up, I quietly took my brother's basin away. After rubbing his hair, my brother went to wash his hair and took a handful of water and an empty one. He hurried to look for it, but as soon as he opened his eyes, the soap bubbles made him burst into tears. He groped his way like a blind man, groping around, and finally picked up a towel and wiped his eyes, but his eyes were still blurred, so he went to find his glasses.

13: the needle tip is opposite to the wheat awn, and the knife tip is opposite to the sword awn. Try to show your edge first, and speak your mind with a smile. Being an ideal person is the most unforgettable job. Twenty-four solar terms, busy planting awns. The autumn harvest is coming and the ears of grain are shining. Happy mangzhong!

14: Go into battle lightly, face the college entrance examination calmly, calmly, calmly, seriously and confidently, work hard, be optimistic and be optimistic about success or failure; The college entrance examination is coming, I wish my friends a successful college entrance examination!

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16: The drunk went home and said to a girl who passed by him, "How many bags do I have on my head?" The girl was shocked and quickly said, "Three guarantees." Drunk: "Oh, you'll be home after four telephone poles!" " "

17: Just received this message; If you are busy, don't come back; I didn't know until I blessed you; Today is you, as long as you are satisfied; Remember to reply to me occasionally; Laugh after reading it. Happy winter to the sun!

18: At the place where the wind chimes sounded, there was a half-volume book with a slim waist and a clear side by the column. Travel-stained, a pot of sake, endless busy life. Liu, falling red, listening to the rain and sleeping in silk gauze. Small pond garden, lotus field, remember you every year. It's raining lightly, and the voice slows down. I miss you so much.

19: Harvest is a symbol of autumn, sweet-scented osmanthus is the fragrance of life, red leaves are the hue of life, Jin Ju is a happy smiling face, the breeze is my miss, SMS is my blessing, adding grass and returning home is your busyness, ha, I wish you happiness!

20: I have devoted myself wholeheartedly, bid farewell to the half-hearted pursuit, and traveled all over the world. On June 6th, I started the July 7th Plan, and nine times out of ten I succeeded. I am looking forward to the day of 10, and it will be a complete success. Wish you all the best.

2 1: autumnal equinox, busy harvest and joy, autumnal equinox, wind rustling to send good luck, autumnal equinox, strong exercise, autumnal equinox, cold weather, clothes. Send blessings by SMS, friends, don't forget the healthy and happy autumn equinox!

22: There are more than these on the streets of the Spring Festival. The most conspicuous thing is the mascot-chicken; Colored lights give off colorful light; Fruit is pregnant, and many people are busy buying this and that: some people are happy; Some people are too tired to breathe because they buy too much; Some people carry big bags and small bags and go home by car. It's too noisy!

23: I am talking, you have to listen; When I sit, you have to stand; I'm eating, you have to look; I go, you have to follow; I am angry, you have to smile; I'm free, you have to be busy. Stick to May Day, and I recommend you as a national model worker!

24: Father's Day is coming. I wish my father good health first. I wish my father no worries, and it is best to quit smoking and drinking; Children are busy outside all the year round, I hope my father can understand; I go home every Spring Festival and chat with my father at home!

25: Bees are buzzing around, busy picking flowers and making honey.

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