Tepi WeChat is funny to talk about Daquan, a sentence that makes you smile and talk about the selection.
1. I have spicy strips and wine, so I asked you if you would like to go with me.
At that time, ambition was all over the world, and now I retire only for him.
3. First friends, then sisters and finally children.
4. Pretend to be a city dweller. Now the earth is called a village.
The phone has been turned off for many years, and it is also fate to answer the phone.
6. What is my deskmate's favorite year? My palace? I like to say. Me?
7. You are cheap and promising, and coquettish and foreign.
8. If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.
Teacher: Xiaoming, what do you want to be when you grow up? Xiaoming: Go to Lan Xiang to learn excavators. Teacher: Why? Xiaoming: Dig your ancestral grave!
10. sogou really loves Lin Xiao. He became Lu Shao, but he loved her in different ways.
1 1. Thanksgiving! Thank you for accompanying me all the way through the long years!
12. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.
13. You are a wonderful flower in the deformed world.
14. Maybe you don't know that I treat you like a human being, but you have taken a dog's road.
15. My goal: to lose weight, get married, travel abroad and eat all over the world.
A collection of hilarious and particularly funny lyrics, those lyrics with some logic confusion.
1. Zebra, don't fall asleep. Zebra Zebra, you go to bed. The zebra is still sleeping.
It rained in Tokyo and got wet in Paris.
Your smile, like a vicious dog, disturbed my heartstrings.
4. The memory of bitter hickey is the root.
You are as comfortable in the quilt as I am, but as unpredictable as the wind.
6. The sky really wants to rain, and I really want to be your neighbor.
7. What a passionate Aries, how kind, abstract, perfect, but missing, gave birth to a child for a lifetime.
8. Wrong, wrong, it's my fault? Silence is not my fault.
9. The fire you sprayed is my style.
10. Miss Dong, your mouth is beautiful when it hangs down.
1 1. I want to fly forward, I am the rose waiting for love.
12. Where should one put his heart at night?
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14. I heard rain dripping on the grass. You have good hearing.
15. That night, you didn't refuse me; That night, I hurt you; That night, your face was full of tears! What did you two do that night?
Campus life is about to begin, and the school is about to start. It's funny to say. It's interesting to talk about this before school starts.
1. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school.
2. School is about to start. School, the person you get me can't get my heart.
Some people say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.
Children always have a bad cough, and most of them don't want to start school. Have a casual meal.
5. You exist. I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream. All my night. Goodbye, my summer vacation.
6. I found that one thing I insist on most is going to school for more than ten years.
7. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!
8. Countdown to the start of school, take the time to have fun and go to school to make up for sleep.
9. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.
10. You know, even if the city is flooded by heavy rain, we should go back to school on time when school starts.
1 1. Don't talk to me about starting school, it hurts my feelings.
12. I haven't read for a long time, and I even hesitate to read, even if I am moved.
13. The current state is that I can't learn, I can't play, I can't sleep well.
14. As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not start until the day before school starts.