If I pass the exam, please don't call me a top student, call me a gambler.
3. Once I went to the street, I dropped my mobile phone and dropped some coins. Someone next to him said, look at this mobile phone, the phone bill has dropped.
There are no twenty or thirty papers in my hand these days, so I'm embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday.
There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko, and the other is the class teacher.
6. You are not stupid, but your IQ is a little slow.
7. Now, I lose a catty like life and gain a catty like play.
8. Fat man's motto is: Spring breeze can't blow you within ten miles, and you will make a hole where you fall.
9. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.
10. What's the big deal with long hair and waist? Maybe you have bangs and waist!
1 1. Life is like fighting landlords. Some people, who were in a group just now, suddenly became enemies.
12. After working outside for three years, I came home with nothing. I thought mom would be furious. I didn't expect my mother to scold me, but she comforted me: "Son, you don't have nothing, at least you have the face to come back."
13. Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.
14. The biology teacher asked: What are the benefits of having two eyes? A wonderful flower in the class blurted out: one is blind and the other is blind.
15. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my sweet face.
16. reasons for being single so far: acquaintances are not easy to start, and strangers are not easy to talk.
17. I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the thin people who show off.
18. I don't return every second for a reason. There is a time difference between heaven and earth, so I may often not come back every second.
19. Even if 99% of the people in the world think you are not good-looking, there are still 75 million people on the earth who think you are good-looking. Do you feel suddenly swollen!
20. The best way to ruin a song is to set it as an alarm clock.
2 1. My split personality woke me up with a slap: Don't snore, I can't sleep.
22. I often eat garlic, onion and radish to cultivate my aura. Now, I am full of aura from top to bottom. Within ten meters, nothing grows!
23. Whenever someone asks me, "Why are you shopping alone?" I just want to say: I am afraid of scaring you when I go shopping alone!
24. In fact, the ancients were quite optimistic. They used a little leisure time to ponder how to live forever. After a busy day, modern people will calm down and collapse in bed. There are only four words in their hearts: they don't want to live.