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This is my college roommate
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I am studying in Fudan University, and my dormitory is A52 1, also known as the dormitory of Sweet Fruit School. Just because there are six good fruit sisters living in it, everyone is like brothers, just like a big family.

I am the boss. My name is Zi Xuner. I like purple, especially grapes. Everyone calls me Grape.

Although, I already have a devil figure and tend to be in the golden ratio. However, the slogan of "losing weight" is still used, and grapes are often used for dinner.

Because I have a constitution that I can't get fat no matter how I eat, I can have breakfast and lunch without scruples. As a result, I was basically not hungry at night, so I ate grapes for dinner.

Finally, girls from other departments mistakenly thought that eating grapes could lose weight, so they all went to the fruit stand at the school gate to snap up grapes. In the end, the demand for grapes was in short supply, and it was seriously out of stock for nearly three months. I was accidentally named "Angel of the Vineyard" by all the boys in the school.

"Sweet Orange" Liu Chengcheng, the second child, is a tomboy, and he is in full swing all day. Although she is a little helpless about her name. However, she has a spirit of Ah Q and always comforts herself. The name was given by her parents and can't be changed. The only thing she can do is get used to it, and then gradually like it.

According to herself, she has been born for more than two months and has no name yet. Her father is eager to give her a name. It happened that "Shanghai Beach" was being broadcast on TV at that time, and the daughter of Feng Jingyao, the boss of Shanghai gangster, was named Feng Chengcheng.

So her father named her Liu Chengcheng, hoping that she could live a rich life like Feng Chengcheng. The sisters in the dormitory call her "sweet process" more affectionately.

Third, the lively and lovely "apple" Songguoguo comes from the hometown of apples in the north. She loves apples very much, and her face is red, which looks like a ripe red apple, which makes people drool and everyone loves her.

It happened that the chopsticks brothers' little apples were all the rage. Therefore, our dormitory will stage her little apple square dance every day. Besides dancing happily, she also founded the Apple Dance Association in our university, which has a large number of fans. It can also be said that she is the "Apple Sister" of Fudan University.

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On the contrary, the fourth "banana" Chu Jiao, a southerner, was spoiled since childhood. She is a typical big lady. She doesn't touch any fruit except bananas.

Bananas have become synonymous with fruits in her life, and her mantra is "a banana is enough to live, plus food and clothing" (provided that she has food and clothing).

She has been spoiled since childhood, just like a noble princess in Leng Yan. In the face of her suitors, she was killed with a stick.

Whether you are a "rich second generation" or an "official second generation", you are just a buffoon and a toad in front of her. In her own words, her prince charming has not yet been born. She would rather be single all her life than wait for him to show up.

If Old Four is Snow White in fairy tales, then Old Five "Strawberry" Xiao Mei is Cinderella in fairy tales.

She is timid and self-abased, and has been poor since she was a child. More unfortunately, she was seriously ill in the summer when she was four years old, and her family had no money to treat her.

Maybe she became attached to God, and that summer her family had a good harvest of several acres of strawberry fields. The whole family saved Xiao Mei from death by selling strawberries.

Since then, Xiao Mei can't live without strawberries. More importantly, Xiao Mei thinks strawberries are her talisman.

Huang Yun, an old six "orange" who is calm, rational and financially capable, is the housekeeper of the dormitory.

All the expenses of the dormitory are recorded in her notebook. She is very talented in financial management, and will reasonably spend every penny A52 1 of the sisters in the big family, so that everyone can increase revenue and reduce expenditure.

According to herself, when she was in the fifth grade of primary school, she was already a small accountant in her father's company, keeping the accounts of the whole company in good order. Her father is the chairman of an orange beverage company, and her growth is also closely related to oranges.

Originally, our six sisters got along carefree and our feelings grew day by day. However, no one would have thought that we would make a scene and even turn against each other.

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"Banana, you are dishonest, bully! Obviously, I chased senior A Liang first! " Xiaomei gas injustice said.

"Strawberry, what's wrong with you first? This love didn't come first, only you love me, and Senior A Liang really likes me. " Chu jiao said with intoxication.

"You, you argue irrationally. A Liang, a senior, obviously likes me. " She cried and argued incoherently.

"He can't like you, and he can't look at himself in the mirror unless he is blind." Chu jiao pretended to be surprised and said.

You, you, ...! "At some point, she sat on the bed and began to cry.

As soon as Liu Chengcheng and I entered the dormitory, we saw Xiao Mei sobbing. However, Chu Jiao stood there smiling with a face of indifference.

Liu Chengcheng was very wronged. Seeing that introverted Xiao Mei was bullied, he pointed to Chu Jiao and asked angrily, "Banana, what did you do to her?"

"Nothing, that's because she took it hard. She is learning from Sister Lin alone! " Chu jiao gave her a white look and replied casually.

"Banana, you must have said something nasty again. Otherwise, how can strawberries cry for no reason? " Liu Chengcheng continue to ask.

"Hey, I said second sister, you won't ask her, will you? This young lady is not available!" She said, and went out with a towel.

Liu Chengcheng and I once comforted Xiao Mei, and she cried very sadly. We said a lot of nice things before we finally made her happy.

It turns out that she especially likes a handsome guy, Bai Liang from Fudan Poetry Club in our school. He is not only handsome, but also talented. He is the prince charming in the eyes of many girls.

Xiao Mei, who was originally introverted, launched a crazy pursuit for him. As the saying goes, "Men chase women, separated by a mountain, women chase men, laminated paper!" "With her unremitting efforts, Bai Liang promised her.

However, just when they were madly in love, Chu Jiao, a banana, caught up with Bai Liang again. Surprisingly, he didn't refuse, but kept an ambiguous relationship with Chu Jiao. These were all seen by Xiao Mei, so there was a scene just now.

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Knowing the reason, I, "Sweet Orange" Liu Chengcheng, "Apple" Song and "Orange" Huang Yun, began to persuade them separately. Behold, neither of them heard, and Xiao Mei felt wronged and kept crying. Chu Jiao played a big miss temper, had a big fight with us, completely stopped talking and became an enemy. A52 1 Dormitory lost its old laughter and became lifeless.

As a sister, I naturally can't watch my sisters shine for a "white love rat", which is detrimental to the harmony of our dormitory. So, we began to think of ways.

"Bananas and strawberries make everyone unhappy. Do something! " I put my chin in my hand and said sadly.

"Sister Grape, why don't I find some close friends and beat up that grandson and take it out on my sisters!" Liu Chengcheng has a bad temper and is furious.

"Orange elder sister, fighting won't solve the problem. Try your best to convince people by reasoning, and fight and kill every day. Too scary! " Song said with a look of fear.

"Well, stop that now. I think these bananas and strawberries are too poisonous. It is estimated that the consequences are a bit serious. Find a way! " I interrupted them and said with concern.

"Is the poison of love, it is said that the hero sad beauty pass. In my opinion, beauty is also sad for love rat. " Song Cao Baoguo quipped sourly.

I ignored her words, turned my head, patted the yellow rhyme of "Orange" and said to her, "Orange, you are the only sane person in our family. Tell me what you think. "

She glared at me and said helplessly, "Sister Grape, this is the first time for me to be a big girl in a sedan chair. This love is really inexplicable. "

"Speaking of business, you feel a hammer!" I can't help swearing.

"Well, grape elder sister! It's no use trying to convince them both now. As you said, love is too poisonous. We have to cooperate with it and give it a punishment! " She looked at us and said mysteriously.

As soon as I heard it interesting, I urged her to go on. See, she said unhurriedly, "Sisters and men are animals with lower body thinking, and they can't walk when they see beautiful women." Because bananas and strawberries like white love rat, they love it to death. We might as well find another strong competitor for the two of them and cooperate. Finally, we went with them to catch the rape and make a plan. "

"Oh, I go, oranges are really bad for you. Let my sister see what structure your brain is, and you can figure it out. " Liu Chengcheng said, and went to touch her head.

"Orange, you're a black belly. I think it's a bit like making a movie. You watch too many Korean dramas. " Song said incredulously.

I thought about what the orange said, looked at it again, agreed, and said, "You can try to counter the orange."

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After everything was settled, "Sweet Orange" Liu Chengcheng found Sue Piaopiao, the girlfriend of a good buddy, to be a mistress and seduce Bai Liang.

Su Piaopiao, 1.7 meters tall, with black hair fluttering, fair skin and rugged figure, makes boys have a desire for a surge in androgen.

She didn't meet our expectations. In two weeks, she successfully won the white light. Of course, these are all done behind Chu Jiao's back and Xiao Mei's back.

In order to be realistic, we set the location of rape in the lover valley of our school. It was a sunny noon, and Xiao Mei was watching a youth idol drama on the computer in the dormitory. However, Chu Jiao kept silent and teased the little Teddy she just bought.

I called out Xiao Mei first and took her to the Lover Valley to see gardenias. "Apple" Song had the cheek, coquetry also called Chu Jiao out to see gardenias. At this moment, Su Piaopiao and Bai Liang are romantically watching gardenias in Lover Valley.

When Xiao Mei saw Bai Liang holding Sue's fluttering arm, he was so angry that he wanted to come forward and ask questions, but I stopped him in time. I struggled to drag her to the dormitory. She has been crying her eyes out.

Later, after hearing Song say that Chu Jiao saw it, he was also trembling with anger, and greeted all the ancestors of Bailiang for 18 generations. She was not Japanese yet, so she went directly to Fudan Poetry Club and made a scene before she returned to the dormitory exhausted. She wants the whole community to know that Bai Liang is a heinous love rat.

Chu Jiao belongs to a heartless person, and she forgot to be white in a few days. However, Xiao Mei is a lover. She cries every day, which makes me cry too. I can only stay with her until she forgets the pain.

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Now everyone goes their separate ways and has their own careers and families. This matter has been buried in my heart, oranges, apples, sweet oranges, bananas, strawberries, I have never known. And we won't tell them. I hope they will forgive us for what we have done. Because, we are a United family, even if we are far away from the ends of the earth, our hearts are closely tied together.