Jiang Kun: Many programs here today are Spring Festival Gala programs.

Dai Zhicheng: It's entirely because of the Spring Festival Gala.

Jiang Kun: I haven't seen the Spring Festival Gala for five years.

Dai Zhicheng: It's been several years.

Jiang Kun: Today, standing on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala again, my heart is full of excitement!

Dai Zhicheng: How do you feel, Jiang Kun? Let's talk about it here today

Jiang Kun: Do you know the first Spring Festival Gala?

Dai Zhicheng: No, but I know all my friends here remember that 1983 is thirty years old.

Jiang Kun: How popular crosstalk was then!

Dai Zhicheng: That's right.

Jiang Kun: At that time, the microphone waved and no one spoke. Wow! There was applause at the bottom.

Dai Zhicheng: People like cross talk very much.

Jiang Kun: At that time, when I said "Hello everyone", I only said three words, "Hua Hua" and four wow.

Dai Zhicheng: Indeed, it was the pinnacle of cross talk.

Jiang Kun: Not like today. No, we've talked for a long time. Why didn't we hear applause?

Dai Zhicheng: You see, now it needs applause.

Jiang Kun: How beautiful Miss Li Guyi was thirty years ago.

Dai Zhicheng: It's really beautiful.

Jiang Kun: Look at it now. It's still so beautiful.

Dai Zhicheng: Hey! This is the same as not saying, and the old artist is still the same.

Jiang Kun: It can't be less than that. Thirty years ago, Li Guyi sang eight songs by himself.

Dai Zhicheng: What about now?

Jiang Kun: There are eight people singing a song in the Spring Festival Evening.

Dai Zhicheng: Yes! There are more talents.

Jiang Kun: There are too many talents, so there will be more people on the stage.

Dai Zhicheng: Jiang Kun, that's all right. We are here today, so what do you want to tell our friends?

Jiang Kun: I won't say. I feel a little dizzy.

Dai Zhicheng: Why are you dizzy?

Jiang Kun: You see, there are many differences between 30 years ago and 30 years later.

Dai Zhicheng: Everything is different.

Jiang Kun: It's so different. Let me tell you, 30 years ago, cyclists in the street envied motorists.

Dai Zhicheng: At that time, cars were very rare.

Jiang Kun: Thirty years later, car drivers envy cyclists.

Dai Zhicheng: Why?

Jiang Kun: He is much faster than me in traffic jams.

Dai Zhicheng: This is different.

Jiang Kun: Thirty years ago, people could eat vermicelli.

Dai Zhicheng: Now!

Jiang Kun: Now, maybe fans can eat people.

Dai Zhicheng: Yes, there are too many fans now.

Jiang Kun: Thirty years ago, I gave birth to a son named Paparazzi.

Dai Zhicheng: It's easy to support yourself with a twisted name.

Jiang Kun: Get a dog in thirty years and call it a son.

Dai Zhicheng: Yes, it's called a pet.

Jiang Kun: My daughter came back from walking the dog and saw me sitting here. She patted the dog's ass and let her grandfather go.

Dai Zhicheng: Grandpa?

Jiang Kun: How can I have such a grandson?

Dai Zhicheng: There is nothing wrong with seniority, which shows that modern people live a comfortable life and love small animals.

Jiang Kun: Thirty years ago, I was well dressed.

Dai Zhicheng: At that time, clothes fit me well.

Jiang Kun: Nowadays, young people pay attention to fashion. Their clothes are either two sizes bigger or two sizes smaller.

Dai Zhicheng: That's two sizes bigger?

Jiang Kun: Cover your hands and feet.

Dai Zhicheng: Two sizes smaller?

Jiang Kun: Gougoukan, all exposed.

Dai Zhicheng: OK.

Jiang Kun: This little girl is very serious, but her navel always smiles at you.

Dai Zhicheng: You have observed carefully enough. Nowadays, young people are following the trend, one is beautiful.

Jiang Kun: Thirty years ago, you wanted to praise lesbians for being beautiful, but lesbians were embarrassed and said, Who is beautiful? What a nuisance!

Dai Zhicheng: At that time, lesbians were reserved.

Jiang Kun: People are more confident now. When people shouted "Beauty" in the street, they all turned around and thought they were calling her.

Dai Zhicheng: Yes, now you look at people's mental state and show confidence.

Jiang Kun: Yes, open it! When we were married and dating 30 years ago, we were always sneaking around, just like doing underground work, and we had to explain when we met acquaintances. We are talking about work.

Dai Zhicheng: I'm scared.

Jiang Kun: In 30 years, we can talk about dating anywhere.

Dai Zhicheng: Love now, no matter what.

Jiang Kun: The other day, I was on the escalator in the shopping center. The two young people standing in front of me fell in love, face to face, and the two young people put their mouths together for a while.

Dai Zhicheng: Kiss.

Jiang Kun: I'm in front of me. I am so depressed. I said I was tired. I'll keep you for a while. Let me go first. Their mouths didn't move, but their asses stumbled. If they let me through, I'll faint. Where do you think I passed?

Dai Zhicheng: You went under it?

Jiang Kun: Yes, I can only pass.

Dai Zhicheng: Look at your success. It happened to you.

Jiang Kun: Thirty years ago, we had to take wedding photos when we got married.

Dai Zhicheng: Take a picture.

Jiang Kun: I have no clothes. I need to borrow clothes to rent.

Dai Zhicheng: It was always like this at that time.

Jiang Kun: Do I look good in a suit to take pictures?

Dai Zhicheng: It's beautiful.

Jiang Kun: The shirt inside has no bottom or sleeves. Just this one.

Dai Zhicheng: Yes, clothes at that time were fake collars.

Jiang Kun: Now there are so many clothes, spring, summer, modern and classical.

Dai Zhicheng: All kinds.

Jiang Kun: I heard that the most popular thing is to take wedding photos naked.

Dai Zhicheng: Naked?

Jiang Kun: It's called body painting. I paint naked on it. I'm afraid to take pictures anyway. I'll hang it somewhere after the photo shoot.

Dai Zhicheng: Jiang Kun, you don't understand again. It's called staying young and sexy.

Jiang Kun: Thirty years ago, talking about sexiness was like swearing. Someone would immediately answer you, saying who is sexy and you are sexy, you rascal.

Dai Zhicheng: Jiang Kun, what you said moved everyone, which shows that you have grasped the subtle changes in the past 30 years.

Jiang Kun: This is a huge change. I see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart.

Dai Zhicheng: I can see it clearly. If I talk about what happened 30 years ago,

Jiang Kun: I'm talking about changes after 30 years.

Dai Zhicheng: Let's start with a few nouns. Thirty years ago, there was a word called "happiness".

Jiang Kun: Now when young people say "happy", they are called "refreshed", and the new word is "refreshed".

Dai Zhicheng: Thirty years ago, it was called "going deep".

Jiang Kun: Now it's called "zero distance contact".

Jiang Kun: Thirty years ago, it was called "thin".

Jiang Kun: Now it is called "skinny".

Dai Zhicheng: Thirty years ago, it was called "losing weight".

Jiang Kun: Now it's called "losing weight".

Dai Zhicheng: Thirty years ago, it was called "semi-old Xu Niang".

Jiang Kun: Now it is called "senior beauty".

Dai Zhicheng: Senior?

Jiang Kun: Look at the online "snapping" action and get to know Sister Furong.

Dai Zhicheng: Your posture is not beautiful at all. Thirty years ago, I wanted to buy something with a big bag of money. My name was Mr. Kuan.

Jiang Kun: Now people call you tortoise, so swipe your card.

Dai Zhicheng: Thirty years ago, we only ate jiaozi on holidays.

Jiang Kun: Now jiaozi is a kind of quick-frozen food. When do you remember to eat?

Dai Zhicheng: Thirty years ago, people were short of sugar.

Jiang Kun: Now ask around, many people have started to pee sugar.

Dai Zhicheng: Take more exercise. Thirty years ago, I invited people to eat out and asked for more meat and vegetables.

Jiang Kun: If we order meat dishes now, we will be blamed. Ten people have nine fatty livers. Why do we always eat meat dishes? What does the rabbit eat with green vegetables?

Dai Zhicheng: Green food. I lived in a complex thirty years ago, and I know what my neighbors eat every day.

Jiang Kun: Now, I have lived in this building complex for decades, and I don't know other people's surnames and first names.

Dai Zhicheng: Thirty years ago, I had a wife and many children.

Jiang Kun: Now it's a child, a wife ... still one.

Dai Zhicheng: To my surprise, thirty years ago, people with unique culture could publish books.

Jiang Kun: Now, can everyone publish books?

Dai Zhicheng: What do you mean?

Jiang Kun: There is a book called A Dog's View on Life. Dogs have views on life and wrote a book. Have you translated it?

Dai Zhicheng: I don't have the ability.

Jiang Kun: Tell me, am I dizzy?

Dai Zhicheng: This shows that public opinion is open. The name was given 30 years ago, and you can understand what it means by looking at the name, such as Jianguo.

Jiang Kun: Building the Motherland.

Dai Zhicheng: Love the people.

Jiang Kun: Love the people.

Jiang Kun: My name is Jiang Kun.

Dai Zhicheng: What do you mean?

Jiang Kun: My brother's name is Jiang Zhong, Brother Kun Zhong, and I am my brother.

Dai Zhicheng: That's right.

Jiang Kun: Your name is? ...

Dai Zhicheng: My name is Dai Zhicheng.

Jiang Kun: What do you mean?

Dai Zhicheng: Be ambitious and treat others sincerely.

Jiang Kun: Whether it's true or not, that's what I mean.

Dai Zhicheng: Why, come to my place to see fakes, really.

Jiang Kun: Many people have names now. I don't know what they mean.

Dai Zhicheng: How do modern people name themselves?

Don, just call yourself Benjamin Don, Zhang, and your running tooth. You can't even write your name online. There is a person whose name is "Pa Pa".

Dai Zhicheng: Where did it fall?

Jiang Kun: A better name is the Big Bang.

Dai Zhicheng: Now it is a pluralistic society. Can you not feel dizzy?

Jiang Kun: I think China is getting bigger and bigger and the world is getting smaller and smaller.

Dai Zhicheng: That's right. China is getting closer to the world.

Jiang Kun: Do you still remember "The Distance from the World Now", a favorite song of Liu Huan in the past?

Dai Zhicheng: I chased you thousands of miles, but you didn't care.

Jiang Kun: With the world, thousands of miles, I pursue you, and people don't care.

Dai Zhicheng: Then, I looked up.

Jiang Kun: What was the most popular song in China in 2008?

Jiang Kun and Dai Zhicheng: I support you. Where are we?

Dai Zhicheng: A family.

Jiang Kun: Living together in the global village.

Dai Zhicheng: Jiang Kun, don't get carried away by such a beautiful song.

Jiang Kun: No, I'm glad now that I can't understand foreign songs sung by young people.

Dai Zhicheng: What foreign songs?

Jiang Kun: It's very popular. (Jiang Kun sings live)

Dai Zhicheng: I feel a little dizzy. Is this a foreign song?

Jiang Kun: Hmm. ...

Dai Zhicheng: Chinese songs?

Jiang Kun: This is a China song.

Dai Zhicheng: They are all Chinese songs. Let me tell you the lyrics. The first two sentences are "On my site, you have to listen to me". This is another form of music. He sang, "in my place, you have to listen to me."

Jiang Kun: (singing)

Dai Zhicheng: Harvest music and find happiness through listening.

Jiang Kun: That's what I mean.

Dai Zhicheng: Words are finished.

Jiang Kun: Can you read the back? (singing)

Dai Zhicheng: I don't understand what you said.

Jiang Kun: I don't blame you. I made it up.