2. My three shortcomings are: being fat; Fat; I can't lose that much!
3. Fat people play basketball, and there is one more defensive way than ordinary people: chest defense.
No matter whether the thin man says he is fat or thin, the fat man will think that the thin man is showing off.
5. Being slightly fat is the best figure, and the reality is very skinny. Never let yourself feel thin.
6. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!
7. I seem to have eaten a little more clothes, and it has gained weight regardless of my feelings!
8. The good-looking one is called green tea bitch, and mine can only be called Hulk.
9. getting fat last year's skirt was too tight this year, and today's appetite is less than yesterday's.
10. I'm hungry, but I don't want to eat too much. I've eaten too much recently, and I think I'm getting fat.
1 1. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.
12. It is not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being fat and being uneducated!
13. While eating, while eating, I feel my face is fat.
14. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, but I seized it.
15. The woman is ugly and doesn't speak well. Once she went on a blind date, and it took a long time for the hero to arrive. Women get angry when they see that he is a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero was angry, too: at least I lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?
16. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
17. Shut up and take your leg! If you can't control your mouth, what can you control?
18. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those anxious fat people.
19. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.
20. You will know how fat you are in three days.
2 1. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?
22. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
23. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
24. I heard that chubby is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is almost empty! I think it's okay!
25. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money.
Humor of finding yourself fat again (2) 26. Sell me by the catty, and I can still maintain Wang Sicong.
27. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.
28. The epidemic is coming to an end. I don't want to eat any more midnight snacks and instant noodles. The trend of getting fat gradually is not optimistic.
I have gained a lot of weight recently, so I decided to change all my snacks into coffee and water.
30. Whoever has less belly wrinkles will not have ups and downs in life.
3 1. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!
32. The big chest is just a fig leaf for fat people, and the thin legs are just flat-chested figs.
I have gained a few pounds recently, so I must avoid eating salad in winter. It's really sad
34. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.
My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear me."
36. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. When I lose weight, I must repay you.
37. In such a cold day this year, I actually feel fine. Maybe I'm getting fat, fat. Ha ha ha ha.
38. If you think I'm fat, I'll lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.
39. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.
40. I have become more and more unhappy recently. I think I've gained weight again. After all, I am all fleshy!
4 1. I have gained weight again. Have a beer and a piece of Sichuan-style pork to relax me.
42. No wonder you can't lose weight.
43. I have gained weight recently. I met an old classmate. Negative energy burst. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.
44. With a smile, my eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on my cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.
45. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.
46. Intentional weight loss is doomed to obesity.
47. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.
48. If you eat too much sugar, you will gain weight again. Sister, this is not fat, it is thick!
49. Don't call others rude just because they have gained a little weight!
Make fun of your fat humor and talk about 50 sentences in the collection.
Talk about the humorous mood of poking fun at yourself for gaining weight (I) 1. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth so that I won't gain weight if I don't eat?
2. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.
The only way to resist the cold winter is to store fat. I mean I'm getting fat again.
I don't think it is necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and heating should be done in four months!
5. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.
6. The epidemic is coming to an end. I don't want to eat any more midnight snacks and instant noodles. The trend of getting fat gradually is not optimistic.
7. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.
8. Say I'm not fat, but I have a chubby face, which is really cute. I want to bite MengMeng's bread face.
9. Fortunately, I ate myself fat before, otherwise I felt that this demon wind blew me away in minutes, and I was tired after a short walk.
10. As the saying goes, going out to hang out will be paid back sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.
1 1. Many people interpret "generosity" as "pregnancy".
12. I'm still eating this thing. I may think I gain weight too slowly.
13. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!
14. I slap myself hard when I take toner every day! I hope I can shoot a little.
15. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!
16. We agreed to lose weight. Forget it. Don't gain weight after meals.
17. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks, and the other made me snacks every day.
Talk about the humorous mood of poking fun at yourself for gaining weight (II) 18. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.
19. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.
20. I cried, my face became fatter and fatter, and my limbs were still too thin. Is it like this to gain weight?
2 1. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
22. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid I won't be weighed.
No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.
24. I don't know what the hell it is, but I really want to eat something chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.
25. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.
26. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. Eating less won't hurt!
27. Losing weight in summer is the only goal of my sister! Funny me and my funny colleagues.
Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? Why did you gain weight today?
29. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.
30. People get fat in middle age, and when it comes to losing weight, it's on the top!
3 1. For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.
32. You can't see your feet when you look down. ...
33. My beauty is said to be unworthy.
34. Compared with me, I am fatter and more capable.
Talking about the humorous mood of poking fun at oneself for gaining weight (Chapter III) 35. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.
36. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat more. I thought I had gained weight.
37. Every fat man is a potential stock. You have no idea how beautiful it is to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.
38. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.
39. I heard that chubby is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is almost empty! I think it's okay!
40. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.
4 1. Fat is fat. It's no use changing your hairstyle.
42. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.
43. I feel fat now, eating more and more is completely out of control, and I can eat whatever I want!
I can turn over in such a short distance.
45. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.
46. If you can afford it, you won't be so picky as a thin man. If you don't eat this, you won't do it.
47. At that time, when I took photos, I always felt fat and had a thick waist. Watch it again. Now I have feelings for this body fat.
48. Fat people are always updating their closets.
49. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants. They stood there like mailboxes.
50. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".
A humorous copy in which a girl sends a circle of friends to say that she is fat.
A humorous copy of a girl saying that she is fat in a circle of friends-1. This year's results, she gained 20 pounds, her stomach bulged, and she unlocked the greasy middle-aged man in advance.
People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.
3. Look down at your own meat, so gentle, you can't get rid of it.
He looks fat, but he is still fat after taking off his clothes.
I haven't seen you for a long time. You've grown into two people!
6. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner, and being short of money.
7. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.
8. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".
9. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.
10. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.
1 1. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.
12. I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.
13. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.
14. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
15. Love to eat is also an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.
16. I was greedy before I knew it, but I gained weight after I knew it.
17. Compared with me, I am fatter and more capable.
18. If you gain three pounds a month or are short of oil and salt, you may eat too many carbohydrates, so you should control it.
19. People lost weight during a holiday. I want to try the feeling of having no food at home, so I won't worry about losing weight.
20. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I seized it.
2 1. Sell me by the catty, and I can still maintain Wang Sicong.
22. Fat people can't beat others and can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.
23. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!
Humorous copywriting articles about girls' circle of friends saying that they have gained weight 2 24. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Serve you right! Fat man!
If you eat too much sugar, you will get fat. Sister, this is not fat. Sister, this is thick!
26. I'm not fat, I'm cute.
27. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.
28. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.
29. At that time, Liang Qian was like a fresh sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.
30. Recently, everyone says that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks, and the other made me snacks every day.
3 1. I ate too many sweets and my stomach swelled badly. Forget bread, milk tea, egg tart and Oreo omelet. I have to eat chocolate and candy directly, but I'm not fat enough.
32. The most exclusive thing in the world is your meat. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you!
33. Fat man, he wants to help his stomach and oil. He looks for food and drink every day, asks in the hospital with a big belly, and loses weight and is pregnant.
In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.
35. I've had a good time recently. It's nice to feel carefree. I was a little scorpion girl when I was fat. Come on!
36. The child is getting fatter and cuter.
37. Women are ugly and have no virtue. Once she went on a blind date, and it took a long time for the hero to arrive. Women get angry when they see that he is a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero was angry, too: at least I lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?
There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.
39. I am so hungry that I can only beat my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.
40. If you sell me by weight, I can still maintain Wang Sicong.
4 1. I drifted with the tide and didn't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.
42. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.
43. You are getting fat again, so hurry up and have a beer and a piece of Sichuan-style pork to calm your nerves.
44. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but they have become shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.
45. No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.
46. The naked eye can see the speed of weight gain. Every time I go out to eat, I'm embarrassed to say I'm fat. It's too difficult.
Humorous sentences describing others getting fat are universal (49)
Humorous sentences describing others getting fat 1. The epidemic is almost over, and I don't want to eat midnight snack and instant noodles any more. The trend of getting fat gradually is not optimistic.
Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
It is too easy to get fat in winter. I will try to lose weight for a beautiful spring.
4. Whoever has less belly wrinkles will not have ups and downs in life.
I'm just curious about the world of fat people. I went for a walk and got lost.
6. I can afford to play, and I am not so picky as a thin man. If I don't eat this, I'll quit.
7. Being too fat breeds laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.
8. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.
I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.
10. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!
1 1. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, and people who are really fat are numb.
12. Fat people want to be thin so much, and people who are too thin want to gain weight so much, so let their dreams come true, okay?
13. I am so hungry, but I don't want to eat too much. I've eaten too much recently, and I think I'm getting fat.
14. What happened? Do you think you are not fat enough? Why did I order a fried string at midnight?
15. My three major shortcomings are: First, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!
16. Love to eat is also an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.
17. When you passed in front of me, the Wifi signal dropped by two squares! Too fat.
18. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.
19. Fat people can't beat others, but they can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.
20. The angle of taking pictures is really important. If you are not careful, you make yourself short and fat.
2 1. Give me back my collarbone and my fatter legs.
22. Every fat man is a potential stock. You have no idea how beautiful it is to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.
23. I heard that chubby is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is almost empty! I think it's okay!
24. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.
No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!
26. If time is killing pigs, then obesity is killing dragons!
27. Fat people are heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.
I can turn over in such a short distance.
29. Invite me to dinner when you miss me, and I'll come right away.
30. I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.
3 1. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.
32. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.
33. I told myself that I couldn't get any fatter. If you can't control your body, how can you control your life?
34. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.
35. Shut up and take your leg! If you can't control your mouth, what can you control?
36. I think I am fat, but I just want to eat hamburgers, fried chicken duck necks, and lotus root fish tofu!
37. A delicious fierce woman should dare to face the obese body and the critical eyes of the masses.
38. Control Alipay, stop, shut up, and you can't eat midnight snack if you are hungry in the middle of the night! You can't drink milk tea! Unless you still think you are not fat enough!
39. Fat in vain, full of hope.
40. Don't lose heart. Although you don't have a recent trip, you still have a body shape that says you are fat when you are fat!
4 1. I found a strange phenomenon. After controlling your weight for a period of time, you won't get fat even if you eat normally. I'm steady and good!
42. One day, I will be as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.
43. Don't wear a red down jacket, it looks like a tomato.
44. Why eat inanimate things ... You still feel that you are not fat enough.
45. Be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.
46. My pants have shrunk again. ...
47. The only way to resist the cold winter is to store fat. I mean, I'm getting fat again.
48. I spent half the winter in edema. I seem to have gained five or six pounds.
49. You can't see your feet with your head down. ...