If someone asks you how you got fat, you can say that you forgot. Don't explain, the more you explain, the more sad you get.
3. Only single dog will feel lonely when the second cup is half price, but the single pig will not. A single pig can drink two cups by himself
4, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!
5. Silence is golden. Leave me alone. I want to save money.
6. You always stop and go on the emotional road. Are you clumsy?
7. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!
8. I am so afraid of heights that I can't bend my head to pick up money all my life.
9. I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.
10, I have a new understanding of my poverty.
1 1. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.
12, whenever I see someone pretending, I always bow my head silently. It's not that I have good quality, it's that I look for bricks.
13, is it hot? It will be cold on Qixi Day.
14, you still have to dream, or you can talk to someone when you drink too much.
15, since I used black toothpaste, my teeth are white and my people are black.
16, Tanabata is almost over, and you are starting to go crazy. Listen to me, brothers. It's not bad that you have been alone for so many years.
17, no matter how hard and tired you are, treat yourself as two hundred and fifty, no matter how difficult it is, treat yourself as a two-faced person.
18, your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.
19, it is cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.
20. God is fair. When giving happiness to others, it will also make you blind and afraid that you will feel uncomfortable.
2 1. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.
Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.
23. It's better to look at you fiercely than to look at you carefully.
24. I thought I liked good-looking people, but later I learned that only people I like are good-looking.
25. I never understood it when I was a child. If cutting my wrist will kill me, why is the broken arm alive?
26. People like spring breeze and hate cold wind. In fact, the cold wind is innocent, but the temperature is getting worse!
27. The furthest distance in the world is your home in Australia, and I cook porridge at home.
28. Although I was stunned by the results of the top students, the top students were absolutely stunned by the speed at which I handed in my papers.
29, teacher, how many points you give me, I wish you how old you live.
30. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.
3 1, playing with good people is called playing, and playing with bad people is like working overtime!
32, give my future mother-in-law a bad review, delivery is too slow!
33. The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package has long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.
You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, so I'm ecstatic to see you.
Conan didn't learn much reasoning and problem-solving skills, but he learned a lot of modus operandi.
36. If being handsome is a mistake, then I have made a mistake.
37. Why do I often cry? Because my deskmate always insults me.
38. There will be a road in the end, and I can't stop it.
39. Who doesn't have a musical instrument these days? I quit. I played well.
40. Let's break up. In fact, I never told you that I copied the love letter from the next-door class Xiaohong.
4 1. I want to go to the movies with my date on Tanabata. Do you have any good dating recommendations?
42. The sky is gray and wild. You eat grass and I eat sugar.
43. I wanted to turn around and smile at the male god, but I didn't expect it to be too cold and my nose was running with laughter.
I found myself paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond.
45. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
46. I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.
47. I often skip class with a classmate, and the teacher always asks my parents. Later, my classmate's father said to him, son, I can't go to school. I go to school more days than you this semester.
48. You must get along with her. I will take a bus.
Please don't swear to me, I'm afraid you will be hacked to death.
50. Now the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find that you don't have a car.
I planted a seed for reading many years ago, but it is still a seed.
52. The long road of life has been lost.
If you can't get rich overnight, I can accept two nights, or half a month.
54, you roll for me, keep rolling.
55, to see the sun, although he shines, but I can't see it, because I like to sleep late.
56, beauty and ugliness have a life, there are fat and thin in the sky, and live by this sentence.