Fat is not terrible, short and fat is the most terrible. When I used to work in a foreign company, a colleague was like this. He is short and fat, so fat that he has no neck. He feels like a big thermos, so we call him Brother Bottle!

Brother Bottle is a very thrifty man. This frugality refers to saving personal property. Brother Bottle is absolutely extravagant with public property.

Once brother bottle and another colleague went on a business trip and stayed in the same hotel, but the reimbursement was higher than others. The financial department raised this question when reimbursing, so the department manager called to ask if the hotel could provide detailed fees, because it was impossible that two standard rooms were not at the same price.

As a result, after checking the other hotel, an unexpected detail was provided, which read impressively: the guest bought a condom in the supermarket of the hotel during his stay.

Brother bottle has many classic deeds. He once went to his father's grave and cried in front of it for a long time, then he got purpura pneumonia. He was rescued in the hospital for a long time, and then he was pulled back from the hand of death by the doctor, and continued to live a beautiful life of squandering public property.