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Why does Superman wear underwear outside?
Ordinary people wear underwear, and people are superman, which should be different; We can only see ordinary people's pants (cool), but Superman wants to tell everyone that he is both pants (cool) and underwear (cool). When he gets cold and it's all over, he can turn over again and Superman returns.

He wears underwear outside because he is a fan of Madonna.

The red one is not underwear, and the blue one is underwear, but underwear is longer than underwear.

Because Batman has put underwear on his head, Superman can't learn, so he has to wear it outside.

Superman never wears underwear outside, but it is an ultra-thin protective cover to protect fragile places, and there is still something to wear inside.

6. Because ordinary underwear will be torn by superman's guy when it changes, he wears it outside, with super protective tights to resist that guy, and underwear when it changes back.

Primitive man evolved from wearing nothing to hiding his shame with leaves and skins. When the material "Superman" first appeared, his living conditions were better than those of primitive people, so he started wearing underwear directly. And "Superman" has evolved to the present, and his living standard has reached a new level, and he has finally put on decent clothes. Refer to the movie Superman Attack Team. So it's not that Superman likes it, but that life forces him to "only" do it!

Because Superman often flies, his coat is always blown away, so underwear is worn outside and plays a fixed role.

9. Because no one has ever seen a real Superman, letting Superman wear underwear outside may make him different from human beings.

Superman 10 has a good figure and was once a bodybuilding champion.

1 1. Because he is a superman, if he wears it, he will become a mortal.

12 didn't wake up, wrong.

13. I am anxious to save mankind. When I was getting dressed, I found that I had forgotten my underwear. I am in a hurry. Let's make do with wearing it outside.

14 all his possessions can only buy shorts, and there is no way out. You can't run naked!

15 in order to make women worship and attract people's attention! This is the best way to seduce girls ~

16 clothes and pants are mainly for others to see. If my underwear is a famous brand, I will wear it outside.

17 Superman loves to follow the fashion. Red underwear is usually worn under clothes, but this boy wears it outside purely to attract attention and make red underwear a symbol. This is the trend. If you don't believe me, wear one outside. The absolute rate of return is 100%.

The director 18 arranged it, and Superman couldn't help it himself.

19 advertising underwear manufacturer!

Superman dresses like that, you dress like that, then draw an S on your chest and flash in the street. You are superman on the roof, too. Really, I'm not saying that the eyes of the masses are sharp!

2 1 indicates the future trend. Superman, more than others, naturally has to do something that others dare not do.

Wear underwear outside, because underwear will have super powers. We don't have superpowers because our underwear is not on. But I don't want to have super powers.

23 underwear exceeds pants = superman.

24. Because he is wearing tight clothes (to highlight his muscles) and because his clothes are tight, he wears more underwear to prevent exposure!

25. Because of frequent wars, one inside and one outside are easy to replace.

26. Superman lost at cards, leaving only a pair of underwear.

7. Xin Xinfei: Did Superman's pants drop? There is no woman to mend it, so why not add a pair of shorts outside?

28. Crossing the river: This year is Superman's animal year. In order to let everyone know that he belongs to a dog, he wears a pair of red underwear outside. ...

29. Free housewives: Hee hee, Superman is red underwear, but if it is not red underwear, it is not Superman. Brand effect, of course!

30. Keiko: I'll buy red when I have time!

3 1. lively fireworks: if you wear underwear inside, it looks really uncomfortable. No trace, no trace, no discomfort. :)

32. Lao Ji: Superman likes underwear since he was a child. He thinks underwear is the most beautiful thing in the world. He wanted to wear it inside. When he saw everyone smearing their favorite powder on their faces, telling beautiful lies outside and covering their ugly bodies with the most beautiful clothes, Superman thought I was stupid. I wore my favorite underwear for decades. Let's remodel it, so I'll wear it outside. The result immediately attracted the attention of the whole world, especially the little girl. Superman thought, ha, the reform has succeeded, causing a sensation and wonderful!

33. Little White Peach Blossom: Superman wears underwear outside to attract super girls, hehe.

34. Raindrops under the eaves: Superman always plays difficult movements, and his pants are open. Too lazy to put on makeup, I wore a pair of underwear to keep out the dew. Considering the color matching, I chose a red one, Gaga.

35.Po: I can't see it inside, so it's not convenient for female audience to scream.

36. Apeng: Superman is a transcendence on the human level. Therefore, it is necessary to emphasize the sexual characteristics of people who expose underwear.

37. A sword: just to show off two thighs!

38. Gail: Superman's underwear and pants are the opposite of ours!

The long ones are called underwear, and the short ones are called pants! Superman is dressed normally, and none of us are normal!

Similarly, a super bench is called a table, and a table is called a bench! -I know you don't believe it! So you're not Superman!

39. I also think Superman belongs to dogs. I want everyone to know that he belongs to dogs, so I wear that red cloth outside. This view is the same as crossing the river.

40. Exhibition: Superman wears red underwear to ward off evil spirits in this animal year.

4 1. Cambridge: Convenient. In order to take off your pants conveniently. In case of emergency, just take off your pants. Convenient.

42. persistent train: that's not underwear! It's diapers! Super cool!

43. Never change your smile: I said Superman is not afraid to take off his clothes, for fear that women will forget this part of him!

44. The old tree faces the wind: Superman is afraid of cold. Adding a pair of briefs outside is the same as wearing a vest.

45. Stop it: How will comrades make fun of Superman if he doesn't wear underwear outside?

46. Dugu Gallo: Wearing underwear outside is sexy. Let people see underwear at first sight, think for themselves, ha! ! !

47. Ma Shanglong: Where are the underwear worn outside? Superman has blue skin and wears a pair of red underwear all over. Superman is not afraid of cold and heat, but respects the local eight honors and eight disgraces. Otherwise, he is a super naked man, or a naked superman.

48.TIBER: Superman wants to remind the male compatriots that they can't ignore the troubles caused by "official holidays", hehe ~ ~ ~

49. Dalong: When Superman was very young, his mother made him a pair of red underwear. Superman likes it very much. Later, Superman got obsessive-compulsive disorder and couldn't stand not wearing red underwear, so the adult Superman we saw always wore red underwear.

50. Pickles: Does your have bad eyes? Those are not red underwear! It's a diaper rash This is a large red area. ...

5 1. Tomato: Tights are too tight for underwear.